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thinking of growing a beard
« on: August 09, 2014, 04:19:52 AM »
Girlfriend says no.

What to do ???
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2014, 04:22:23 AM »
If you want to look like a hobo grow a beard.
Although if you look like 'beaker' from Sesame Street a beard is essential.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2014, 04:26:27 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 09, 2014, 04:19:52 AM
Girlfriend says no.

What to do ???
Whenever your girlfriend says no, it means you must do the opposite to whatever she has said no to.  I have had a beard for years, used to rock the bushranger for a while but I have trimmed it back a bit now.  Women say they hate it and so did my ex, but every time I banged her she would always rub her hands through my beard and talk about how much she loved it.  Whenever I was around, she stopped telling others publicly she hated my beard because I would tell that story every time about how hot she would get over my beard when things got intimate.  The feminist in them resents it, as it represents masculinity and male dominance, the slutty whore in her loves them.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2014, 04:28:10 AM »
Quote from: E-Kul on August 09, 2014, 04:26:27 AM
Whenever your girlfriend says no, it means you must do the opposite to whatever she has said no to.  I have had a beard for years, used to rock the bushranger for a while but I have trimmed it back a bit now.  Women say they hate it and so did my ex, but every time I banged her she would always rub her hands through my beard and talk about how much she loved it.  Whenever I was around, she stopped telling others publicly she hated my beard because I would tell that story every time about how hot she would get over my beard when things got intimate.

Single man right there.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2014, 04:30:05 AM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on August 09, 2014, 04:28:10 AM
Single man right there.
Beta male right there.  I could just see you hanging from a womans skirt accomodating her every whim.  And for the record I just left a woman after ten years, my decision.  She wants me back, I want to be on my own.  I am single and very happy.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2014, 04:40:28 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 09, 2014, 04:19:52 AM
Girlfriend says no.

What to do ???

Do you really want to grow it or not?  You're only thinking about it. If you really want it and it's worth fighting for, then do it. If you're not passionate about it and your gf for whatever reason is strongly opposed to it, then don't  it. But read below.

Don't let anyone make ultimatums to you. Thats a slippery slope. Once she figures out she can make you do what she wants, its all down hill from there.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2014, 04:41:24 AM »
funny how women feel entitled to tell a man he should shave his beard as if it is there right to do so. Would a man casually say you should shed 30lbs?


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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2014, 04:42:11 AM »
Quote from: E-Kul on August 09, 2014, 04:30:05 AM
Beta male right there.  I could just see you hanging from a womans skirt accomodating her every whim.  And for the record I just left a woman after ten years, my decision.  She wants me back, I want to be on my own.  I am single and very happy.
Hhahahaha...
Any man in a relationship with a woman who just dictates how its going to be doesnt value the opinion or respect his partner.
A bit like the Taliban.   ;D
You sir are exactly what you despise, if you are telling the truth that is, which is highly unlikely.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2014, 04:42:44 AM »
Quote from: Neptune100 on August 09, 2014, 04:40:28 AM
Do you really want to grow it or not?  You're only thinking about it. If you really want it and it's worth fighting for, then do it. If you're not passionate about it and your gf for whatever reason is strongly opposed to it, then don't  it. But read below.

Don't let anyone make ultimatums to you. Thats a slippery slope. Once she figures out she can make you do what she wants, its all down hill from there.

bang on.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2014, 04:51:48 AM »
I just keep mine trimmed to 1/8" year round. It's more than "stubble", but it stays neater.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2014, 04:52:07 AM »
And you listen to your girlfriend because?????
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2014, 04:52:48 AM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on August 09, 2014, 04:52:07 AM
And you listen to your girlfriend because?????
Another Alpha enters the fray.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2014, 05:07:51 AM »
Seems to be some conflicting answers here.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2014, 05:22:22 AM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on August 09, 2014, 04:42:11 AM
Hhahahaha...
Any man in a relationship with a woman who just dictates how its going to be doesnt value the opinion or respect his partner.
A bit like the Taliban.   ;D
You sir are exactly what you despise, if you are telling the truth that is, which is highly unlikely.
Spoken like a true feminist.  Why would I value the opinion of a woman?  You obviously haven't spoken to one lately.  Most of their opinions are nonsense.  I am a man, what possible relevant advice could a woman offer me?

What type of make-up do you use to cover up your womans thumb print on your forehead?
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2014, 05:30:53 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 09, 2014, 05:07:51 AM
Seems to be some conflicting answers here.

Have you even had one before? Do you think that you'll look objectively "better" with one?

The wife didn't want me to wear one either, but that's not the way it went down. When she gave me grief about it, I shaved it into a Hulk Hogan handlebar for a few weeks and she STFU.

I kinda dug that look. It does say "I do not give a fuck"
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2014, 05:31:27 AM »
To put it in countryballs' language...
nzmusclemonster can't into Taliban.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2014, 05:31:42 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 09, 2014, 04:19:52 AM
Girlfriend says no.

What to do ???
I thought the girlfriend was the beard  ???
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2014, 05:32:57 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on August 09, 2014, 05:31:42 AM
I thought the girlfriend was the beard  ???

8/10. Well played!
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2014, 05:41:33 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on August 09, 2014, 05:30:53 AM
Have you even had one before? Do you think that you'll look objectively "better" with one?

The wife didn't want me to wear one either, but that's not the way it went down. When she gave me grief about it, I shaved it into a Hulk Hogan handlebar for a few weeks and she STFU.

I kinda dug that look. It does say "I do not give a fuck"

It seems you are foreign to the corporate world.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2014, 05:47:48 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 09, 2014, 05:41:33 AM
It seems you are foreign to the corporate world.

Uhhh...I am VP Engineering of a mid sized software company...
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2014, 05:50:50 AM »
Aj dominating nz in this thread.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2014, 05:51:27 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on August 09, 2014, 05:47:48 AM
Uhhh...I am VP Engineering of a mid sized software company...

Sounds like you love the cock.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2014, 05:54:01 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on August 09, 2014, 05:50:50 AM
Aj dominating nz in this thread.

I am not trying to do anything. A neat beard can be very conducive to a professional environment. Of course, with the changes that I have brought in software development practices, design, delivery and data center modernization, the CEO wouldn't give a fuck if I showed up with a beard to my knees. Plus, engineers have a certain cachet to maintain.
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2014, 05:55:16 AM »
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Re: thinking of growing a beard
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2014, 05:55:38 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on August 09, 2014, 05:54:01 AM
I am not trying to do anything. A neat beard can be very conducive to a professional environment. Of course, with the changes that I have brought in software development practices, design, delivery and data center modernization, the CEO wouldn't give a fuck if I showed up with a beard to my knees. And engineers have a certain cachet to maintain.

No one asked for your life story mate.

Maybe you'd be more at home on the ladies board.
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