Wee Jimmy is sitting crying in the Coliseum watching the Christians being fed to the lions.
His pal William comes over and says "what's up Jimmy?"
Jimmy says "these poor Christians are being eaten by Lions".
"It's ok" , says William, "it's Catholics the lions are eating, not good protestants like us".
Jimmy is happy for a while.
10 minutes later Jimmy is crying again.
"I told you, it's Catholics the lions are eating" says William,
" I know," replied Jimmy, it's just that there's one big Lion over in a the corner and he's doing absolutely nothing".