MMA fighter War Machine beats up Christy Mack

[polychronopolous]

I did not or do not consider War Machine beating his g/f in anyway amusing or not a serious incident, however her statement was like nothing I have ever heard before:  "I am kissing teeth and several others are broken. I am unable to chew, or see out of my left eye. My speach is slurred from swelling and lack of teeth,"!!!

Never heard anyone describe a beating resulting in slurred "speach" from a lack of teeth. Whole statement: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/8/11/5992693/war-machine-christy-mack-releases-detailed-statement-alleging-horrific-assault-mma

I've heard of slurred speech from mouth infections or issues resulting from root canals.

Maybe that is what she was referring to?

[THE ARS]

I did not or do not consider War Machine beating his g/f in anyway amusing or not a serious incident, however her statement was like nothing I have ever heard before:  "I am kissing teeth and several others are broken. I am unable to chew, or see out of my left eye. My speach is slurred from swelling and lack of teeth,"!!!

Never heard anyone describe a beating resulting in slurred "speach" from a lack of teeth. Whole statement: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/8/11/5992693/war-machine-christy-mack-releases-detailed-statement-alleging-horrific-assault-mma

Fraud.

[Irongrip400]

What are the odds looking like that this guy gets caught alive? Only one way out if he's into keeping it real...

Exactly

[240 is Back]

i just spent a few minutes with her on my ipad.   very messed up, she was beautiful.  gonna be a long recovery.

[the trainer]

Second victim identified in Christy Mack attack, VH1 reality show star Corey Thomas, bit by 'War Machine' and suffered broken nose. In addition, Thomas suffered two black eyes.

Something is very fishy with this story so war machine breaks this guy nose and he leaves and does nothing he did not go for help or call the cops this does not make sense.

[viking1]

It will be the Chris Dorner chase of the MMA-Porn world.

[240 is Back]

Something is very fishy with this story so war machine breaks this guy nose and he leaves and does nothing he did not go for help or call the cops this does not make sense.

he probably just wanted to get home and NOT end up all over the news for side dishing a porn star.    Aside from the hate he'll get from MMA fans, he probably has a girlfriend of his own.

probably made up a mugging story haha.

[tommywishbone]

Something is very fishy with this story so war machine breaks this guy nose and he leaves and does nothing he did not go for help or call the cops this does not make sense.

Not everyone calls the cops when they get beat up fatso.  Some people handle things themselves.

[Roger Bacon]

We've seen more impressive balloon knots from some of our very own getbiggers here.

ROFL

True dat

[calfzilla]

She should make a porn in her current beat up condition. Would make a ton of money, lots of sickos out there.

[Big Chiro Flex]

Never knew who this fine young woman was until all this publicity

[Roger Bacon]

She should make a porn in her current beat up condition. Would make a ton of money, lots of sickos out there.

That's fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[ChopperRider]

We've seen more impressive balloon knots from some of our very own getbiggers here.

Another list CalvinH makes.....twice in one week.

[visualizeperfection]

I wonder if her muffed up butthole is the result of many large mancocks being inserted? Or perhaps due to the prominence of mobile phone based games.

Spending too much time on the toilet with pressure on the shithole is bad news. Im a drop-flush kinda cat myself. And due to this discipline I have a very mint condish turd cutter.

[WillGrant]

I wonder if her muffed up butthole is the result of many large mancocks being inserted? Or perhaps due to the prominence of mobile phone based games.

Spending too much time on the toilet with pressure on the shithole is bad news. Im a drop-flush kinda cat myself. And due to this discipline I have a very mint condish turd cutter.

lolololololol

[ChopperRider]

I wonder if her muffed up butthole is the result of many large mancocks being inserted? Or perhaps due to the prominence of mobile phone based games.

Spending too much time on the toilet with pressure on the shithole is bad news. Im a drop-flush kinda cat myself. And due to this discipline I have a very mint condish turd cutter.

Would love to polish your bidet.....

[visualizeperfection]

You know that old saying :


If you have a fucked off hair cut, muffed up butthole, date felons with metal illness, and then cheat on him, you get your teeth knocked out.

-Aristotle

[Roger Bacon]

You know that old saying :


If you have a fucked off hair cut, muffed up butthole, date felons with metal illness, and then cheat on him, you get your teeth knocked out.

-Aristotle

Oh yeah, I remember hearing my grandpa say that one.

[calfzilla]

Oh yeah, I remember hearing my grandpa say that one.

Proverbs 3:5 With thy follicle short, sphincter like lakes of fire, demonized man an enemy of Christ's Kingdom, then lay down not thy husband, shall be cast to the machines of war.

[Dr.J]

She should make a porn in her current beat up condition. Would make a ton of money, I would watch it.

Fixed 

[calfzilla]

 

Fixed 

 

[Roger Bacon]

Proverbs 3:5 With thy follicle short, sphincter like lakes of fire, demonized man an enemy of Christ's Kingdom, then lay down not thy husband, shall be cast to the machines of war.

ROFL!!!

I truly wish these were legit!!!!!!!!! 

[Wiggs]

Oh yeah, I remember hearing my grandpa say that one.

Lolol

[dyslexic]

Both look to be paragons of mental stability and rational decision making.

Actually, this is all that needs to be said...


For those with the ability to comprehend what they are reading.

[HonestBob]

Im amazed he hasn't been shot yet.

Must be luck of the draw that the people he hangs out with arent carrying.

Or maybe it has more to do with location.

Either way,  he tried that shit in the south and hed have been dead a half dozen time by now.

I was thinking the same thing.  He's a bully.  Someone who carried on like this in the wrong place in London would be stabbed / have a crew on him.