Author Topic: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!  (Read 38914 times)

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #100 on: August 10, 2014, 03:43:06 PM »
Mind = blown

I had a super obese manager as a teen at a fast food place, like 6'5" and 550lbs... we had an obese customer (so fat his stomach sat against the steering wheel of his car) order a custom sandwich with like 2500kcl of melted chedder added.... and when the customer got it and saw it didnt have ENOUGH cheddar, he screamed and called my manager a fat piece of shit and threw his sandwich though the window and onto my manager and drove off.

It was pretty entertaining watching someone who was easily 60% BF call a guy who was easilu 50% BF a fat POS because he didnt get enough melted cheddar om his sandwich.

Moral of the story - don't fuck with obese peoples calories.

They were carrying some safety fat...


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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #101 on: August 10, 2014, 03:47:52 PM »
Fuck......Who's going to host The Daily Show now?  ???

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #102 on: August 10, 2014, 03:54:16 PM »
Do those cars have clutches? Is the driver wearing a HANS device?

Watching the vid....it sounds like the car revs up once it is up on Ward?
I believe they're direct drive, so no clutch. On/off lever basically. Dont quote me on that though.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #103 on: August 10, 2014, 04:04:17 PM »
On/off lever basically.

How the hell does that work? lol

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #104 on: August 10, 2014, 04:07:14 PM »
^^
I'm sure once they piece together ALL the evidence, charges will be pending... he's stupid not to Lawyer up, since from what I've seen he's in BIG BIG trouble!!!


Agree ,.stewart should sue the family and his estate if he has one for pain and suffering from this guy punching his race car

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #105 on: August 10, 2014, 04:07:24 PM »
Tony Stewart is toast.

I suspect they do not run telemetry in the lower divisions but if they do it may very well be the difference between murder and involuntary man slaughter.

Either way his white ass is getting drilled in jail.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #106 on: August 10, 2014, 04:09:37 PM »
And I'm surprised Stewart made it out of the track alive too.

I would've shot him on the spot.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #107 on: August 10, 2014, 04:09:50 PM »
Its not like he was going to win daytona

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #108 on: August 10, 2014, 04:10:43 PM »
Its not like he was going to win daytona

lol

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #109 on: August 10, 2014, 04:12:26 PM »
Its not like he was going to win daytona

No, not at all... but now Daytona Jenkins is going to drill his ass every night though.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #110 on: August 10, 2014, 04:13:09 PM »
No, not at all... but now Daytona Jenkins is going to drill his ass every night though.

Plz keep the male on male anal fantasies to yourself big guy...

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #111 on: August 10, 2014, 04:23:34 PM »
Plz keep the male on male anal fantasies to yourself big guy...

It's a fantasy to you, retaliation for me.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #112 on: August 10, 2014, 04:25:44 PM »
It's a fantasy to you, retaliation for me.


Maybe you should wait until they conclude the investigation before you "punish" him?

Think you can hold off Tyrone? ???

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #113 on: August 10, 2014, 04:26:14 PM »
How the hell does that work? lol
Lever that pops it into and out of drive, straight gear mesh, no clutch.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #114 on: August 10, 2014, 04:27:02 PM »
Lever that pops it into and out of drive, straight gear mesh, no clutch.

Damn son, would love to be that gear lube.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #115 on: August 10, 2014, 04:29:07 PM »
How would Stewart know the guy hit the wall if it occurred behind him and without contact? Wearing the HANS in that type of car with front wings would give you maybe an 11:00 - 1:00 line of sight?

He may very well have not seen Ward.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #116 on: August 10, 2014, 04:32:42 PM »
How would Stewart know the guy hit the wall if it occurred behind him and without contact? Wearing the HANS in that type of car with front wings would give you maybe an 11:00 - 1:00 line of sight?

He may very well have not seen Ward.
the more I watch it the less likely I find it intentional. Im not sure if they wears HANS in sprint cars..... itd be interesting to know one way or the other. It looks like the kid came running towards him and he blipped it to drive away, car kicked out and caught the kid as he got next to the car.

Dumbshit kid.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #117 on: August 10, 2014, 04:34:50 PM »
How would Stewart know the guy hit the wall if it occurred behind him and without contact? Wearing the HANS in that type of car with front wings would give you maybe an 11:00 - 1:00 line of sight?

He may very well have not seen Ward.

Nice detective work, I wondered why you asked about the HANS...

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #118 on: August 10, 2014, 04:35:24 PM »
the more I watch it the less likely I find it intentional. Im not sure if they wears HANS in sprint cars..... itd be interesting to know one way or the other. It looks like the kid came running towards him and he blipped it to drive away, car kicked out and caught the kid as he got next to the car.

Dumbshit kid.

I'd bet after his Iowa crash last year he wears the HANS

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #119 on: August 10, 2014, 04:38:59 PM »
GoLive camera will be missing/damaged.  Watch and see.  "It must have gotten lost in all of the hubbub" or some bullshit.  

Imagine Stewart saying something like "Oh, this little shit is coming out now?" an instant before he throttles it and pounds him.  Granted, he probably wanted to just buzz right by, or maybe clip him - they were only going 30-40 at that point and people do get clipped at that speed in nascar from time to time in the pits, and they're okay.  Maybe stewart just didn't give a shit, something like "Hey, I'm standing my ground on the track."   If there's any racer that I see as having the blood lust, it's him lol.

If the GoPro camera is intact and shows nothing, cool.  If it is somehow missing, well, that's a huge red flag.  I just don't see why he hit throttle and the other cars didn't.

I'm betting the quote would be "D' Fcck out my way..." an instant before he hits him.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #120 on: August 10, 2014, 04:40:17 PM »
Nice detective work, I wondered why you asked about the HANS...

I'm not exactly sure how the device works, but if we agree the principle is to keep your neck stable and head looking forward, you may not be able to see a whole lot out of the side of a Sprint Car?

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #121 on: August 10, 2014, 04:41:04 PM »
I'd bet after his Iowa crash last year he wears the HANS
I bet youre rigjt, now that I think ab9ut it im pretty sure its required.

hed never be able to see where the kid was. You can just barely turn your head with those things.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #122 on: August 10, 2014, 04:42:16 PM »
I'm not exactly sure how the device works, but if we agree the principle is to keep your neck stable and head looking forward, you may not be able to see a whole lot out of the side of a Sprint Car?
Theres a large shoulder/backpiece that comes up behind your head and your helmet is tethered in several spots to your shoulders and back piece.

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #123 on: August 10, 2014, 04:42:32 PM »
Bunch of hillbillies in the same area going left is a recipe for disaster

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Re: Tony Stewart (NASCAR) in Deep Shit!
« Reply #124 on: August 10, 2014, 04:47:47 PM »
GoLive camera will be missing/damaged.  Watch and see.  "It must have gotten lost in all of the hubbub" or some bullshit.  

Yeah right... Next you're going to claim a plane didn't actually hit building 7.  :o