Author Topic: Operation Free Craig Titus (Read 11383 times)

The RedMeatKid · « **on:** August 11, 2014, 08:11:05 AM »

Any legal minds out here? Looking for loopholes, appeals, mistrials, etc. Let's get Craiggers back on the streets....where he belongs.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:15:47 AM »

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:16:18 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on August 11, 2014, 08:11:05 AM

Any legal minds out here? Looking for loopholes, appeals, mistrials, etc. Let's get Craiggers back on the streets....where he belongs.

I recommend we put our money together and hire Soul Crusher, True Adonis, and 240 is Back.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:19:03 AM »

Titis is the scum of the Earth. What he did to that girl is unforgivable. I hope he dies in prison.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #4 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:24:52 AM »

Quote from: E-Kul on August 11, 2014, 08:19:03 AM

Titis is the scum of the Earth. What he did to that girl is unforgivable. I hope he dies in prison.

You tell 'em little man!

Radical Plato · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:27:16 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on August 11, 2014, 08:24:52 AM

You tell 'em little man!

Hi Craig.

G_Thang · « **Reply #6 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:28:01 AM »

ryan is up for parole dec 2014, was denied 2011.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #7 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:34:39 AM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:41:04 AM »

Give 0900-THEATEAM a try

IronMeister · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:43:08 AM »

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:43:49 AM »

Quote from: IronMeister on August 11, 2014, 08:43:08 AM

ROFL... He's looking up at tbombz!!

The face I make when I see tbombz booty pics.

Nails · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:44:44 AM »

he learned his lesson, lets get him out a cell and back on stage in posing trunks

SF1900 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:53:04 AM »

Quote from: Roger Bacon on August 11, 2014, 08:16:18 AM

I recommend we put our money together and hire Soul Crusher, True Adonis, and 240 is Back.

Can you imagine TA in court with a big board and writing everything in big red letter when he wants to prove something, like he does on GB

TA: ::to the jury:: "As you can see, my client must be innocent because I wrote it in big red letters."
Judge: "I don't follow. What do big red letters have to do with anything?"
TA: "A calorie is just a calorie.:
Judge: "Case dismissed."

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:55:38 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on August 11, 2014, 08:53:04 AM

Can you imagine TA in court with a big board and writing everything in big red letter when he wants to prove something, like he does on GB

TA: ::to the jury:: "As you can see, my client must be innocent because I wrote it in big red letters."
Judge: "I don't follow. What do big red letters have to do with anything?"
TA: "A calorie is just a calorie.:
Judge: "Case dismissed."

hahah, that's fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He would keep repeating himself louder and louder, reading out loud from different legal books and stuff.

240 would keep finding unknown angles that the police missed. Soul Crusher would find a way to shift the blame from Titus to Obama somehow.

calfzilla · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:58:08 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on August 11, 2014, 08:53:04 AM

Can you imagine TA in court with a big board and writing everything in big red letter when he wants to prove something, like he does on GB

TA: ::to the jury:: "As you can see, my client must be innocent because I wrote it in big red letters."
Judge: "I don't follow. What do big red letters have to do with anything?"
TA: "A calorie is just a calorie.:
Judge: "Case dismissed."

Then when TA has now solid argument he just uses this

calfzilla · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:00:42 AM »

I bet his receptors are nice and rested. Get him on a good pro-cycle and he will be state ready in under 10 months.

Rambone · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:06:01 AM »

Quote from: E-Kul on August 11, 2014, 08:34:39 AM

I heard that the bondage was Craig's idea. It's no secret that prison turns you queer.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:08:59 AM »

How much more muscle mass does his body have to cannibalise in order for him to pay for destroying a Jaguar? Let him out already. Cruel and unusual punishments are illegal.

falco · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:46:48 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on August 11, 2014, 08:11:05 AM

Any legal minds out here? Looking for loopholes, appeals, mistrials, etc. Let's get Craiggers back on the streets....where he belongs.

This image of Titus will never happen again. Even if he gets out i doubt he will join bodybuildig again. He will be a crack head criminal in no time until someone shoots him.

240 is Back · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:48:51 AM »

Quote from: Roger Bacon on August 11, 2014, 08:16:18 AM

I recommend we put our money together and hire Soul Crusher, True Adonis, and 240 is Back.

that really would be a legal dream team.

Rambone · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:51:12 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on August 11, 2014, 08:53:04 AM

Can you imagine TA in court with a big board and writing everything in big red letter when he wants to prove something, like he does on GB

TA: ::to the jury:: "As you can see, my client must be innocent because I wrote it in big red letters."
Judge: "I don't follow. What do big red letters have to do with anything?"
TA: "A calorie is just a calorie.:
Judge: "Case dismissed."

Amazing ending

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:53:27 AM »

Quote from: falco on August 11, 2014, 09:46:48 AM

This image of Titus will never happen again. Even if he gets out i doubt he will join bodybuildig again. He will be a crack head criminal in no time until someone shoots him.

Not so fast. A little Bosley Hair Systems, a little anti-wrinkle cream, a little tanning booth, a little spandex...and we Craiggers back!

King Shizzo · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:56:16 AM »

Somehow I do not find this funny. Didn't he kill a woman, dump her into the trunk of a Jaguar, and set fire to said Jaguar?

Who sets fire to a perfectly good Jaguar?

SuperTed · « **Reply #23 on:** August 11, 2014, 09:57:48 AM »

#FreeCraig

SF1900 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2014, 10:13:01 AM »

Quote from: Roger Bacon on August 11, 2014, 08:55:38 AM

hahah, that's fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He would keep repeating himself louder and louder, reading out loud from different legal books and stuff.

240 would keep finding unknown angles that the police missed. Soul Crusher would find a way to shift the blame from Titus to Obama somehow.

Throw Coach in there with Soul Crusher to transfer the blame to Obama and you have yourself a victory.