Feel free to add to this list.
1) Bomb Tel Aviv.
- This will show the Muslim world we are even handed in our approach to the peace process. Also, this will make things more "proportional."
2) Issue a referendum on US immigration law for 5 years.
- Suspend immigration law indefinitely. This will show the world that we are compassionate. The UN will applaud our efforts and Barack Obama will win a second nobel peace prize.
3) Outlaw carbon emissions
- This will encourage the rest of the world to follow the lead of the United States. In the end, doomsday will be foiled. Within 700-800 years, computer simulated models project a .00000000001% decrease (or increase) in the global temperature. Accordingly, the earth shall be restored to its ideal homeostasis.
4) Withdraw all U.S. forces from foreign lands.
- South Korea, Afghanistan, Germany, among other places, should be rid of US imperialism once and for all. Once this occurs, the world will immediately abandon its negative opinion of the United States.
