Vibrator killed a man

[O.Z.]

'A 50-year-old man died after getting a sex toy lodged up his bottom and being too embarrassed to seek urgent medical help, an inquest has heard.

Nigel Willis had the vibrator stuck in his anus for five days before he was rushed to hospital on New Years Eve, Southwark Coroner’s Court heard on Tuesday.

The diabetic, who cared for his elderly mother at their home in Forest Hill, told a friend he had been lying on the sofa for five days feeling dizzy and weak before the alarm was raised, the Evening Standard reported.
Willis was admitted to intensive care with septic shock and underwent emergency surgery to remove a “foreign body” from his anus.

He later died on 7 February.

A post-mortem examination determined the cause of death to be multi-organ failure, sepsis and a perforated bowel, the News Shopper reports.'

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/13/nigel-willis-50-dies--getting-vibrator-stuck-bottom-five-days_n_5674644.html


Fellas, be careful

[DanielPaul]

His mom was there why didn't he ask for help?

[O.Z.]

His mom was there why didn't he ask for help?

who knows maybe mom was the one who put it in there. Expect anything with Brits.

[Knooger]

I've had one lodged in there for two weeks and so far I've only got a migraine.

[TheShape.]

I still don't know why people insist on shoving stuff up there. 

[Knooger]

I still don't know why people insist on shoving stuff up there. 

Nothing good on television, what are you going to do?

[DanielPaul]

Day 1 down shit load caster oil

Day 2 eat a bunch of Kashi cerial

Day 3 pride breaks , go to ER and tell them " you never going to believe what happened " and make up a story about getting analy raped by extremely large group of fat lesbians

[phreak]

What a buzzkill.

[Knooger]

What a buzzkill.

Nice.

[WillGrant]

His mom was there why didn't he ask for help?

I know , Baking Tongs can come in handy

What a buzzkill.

LOL 

[kreator]

he should've read the manual

[pedro01]

Amazing that the clueless bastard actually made it to 50 when you think about it.

[visualizeperfection]

Keep this in mind boys, this shit can happen to any one of us.

[Ken Fresno]

Keep this in mind boys, this shit can happen to any one of us.

Exactly, it's like making fun of the homeless. You never know whats gonna happen in the future.

[IronMeister]

[_bruce_]

What is it with them UK dudes and foreign objects?

Pure Gold.

[gracie bjj]

the had a episode on 2 weeks ago on that emergency room real life show,a guy came in saying his ass hurt n wanted to see a doc in private,then he wouldnt give real name n insisted on paying in cash n not using his medical coverage card from work,he said he got it stuck up his ass while having sex with his neighbor,his neighbor was there with him crying n telling the doctor please dont let him die n can u give me back my vibrater? i paid 55 bucks for that he said,then he started crying again n the doctor told him to relax n everythings gonna b fine

[orion]

Dated a nurse. we shared some laughs over emergency room stories.

[TrueGrit]

I actually feel pretty bad for the mom.

[BB]

Dated a nurse. we shared some laughs over emergency room stories.

That revolver looks like a S and W K frame, that's a lot of pistol to be stuffing up there. And let's not even discuss the front sight....

That had to be done in anger.

[phil mcgroin]

who knows maybe mom was the one who put it in there. Expect anything with Brits.

Roflmao

[Skorp1o]

who knows maybe mom was the one who put it in there. Expect anything with Brits.

PMSL 

[gracie bjj]

Dated a nurse. we shared some laughs over emergency room stories.

im sure some of the stuff she told u was hard to believe, nurses in the ER see all the juice stuff

[Europe]

100% a getbigger!!

[CalvinH]

Well at least we know the guy was to young to be wes