Author Topic: They tried to get me... (Read 3522 times)

irishdave · « **on:** August 14, 2014, 12:53:32 PM »

but they only got a few whips of the chain in...don't worry lads we'll get 'em in the end

The True Adonis · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2014, 12:59:59 PM »

G4P?

falco · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:00:38 PM »

Werewolves?

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:00:50 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on August 14, 2014, 12:59:59 PM

G4P?

gone wrong

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:01:13 PM »

Glazed donut

FermiDirac · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:10:06 PM »

So you finally remembered the safe word you and your boyfriend agreed about?

Lustral · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:11:06 PM »

You fighting tinkers?

denarii · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:12:30 PM »

next time dont wear a bowler hat on a night out.

irishdave · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:13:51 PM »

Quote from: Lustral on August 14, 2014, 01:11:06 PM

You fighting tinkers?

They came at me out of the red Hiace Van. I bit one of their ears off and they ran away after that. Blood everywhere. I'm ok now though. How's Bray?

irishdave · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:14:28 PM »

Quote from: FermiDirac on August 14, 2014, 01:10:06 PM

So you finally remembered the safe word you and your boyfriend agreed about?

I kept screaming Geronimo but he told me Richard Gere had that one taken so it didn't count

the trainer · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:16:00 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on August 14, 2014, 12:53:32 PM

but they only got a few whips of the chain in...don't worry lads we'll get 'em in the end

Got to remember dave when the dude pay you money and he is ready to spank you cant chicken out.

Lustral · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:16:49 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on August 14, 2014, 01:13:51 PM

They came at me out of the red Hiace Van. I bit one of their ears off and they ran away after that. Blood everywhere. I'm ok now though. How's Bray?

Travellers here just fuck each other up. Like the coons of ireland

irishdave · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:18:42 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on August 14, 2014, 01:16:00 PM

Got to remember dave when the dude pay you money and he is ready to spank you cant chicken out.

I'll be wiser the next time, thanks

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:19:17 PM »

I would like Irishdave to be on my side should a crossing of swords take place.

We would be very powerful together.

No homo.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:22:04 PM »

Now Dave knows better than to take a less than courteous tone with Getbig legends.

irishdave · « **Reply #15 on:** August 14, 2014, 01:41:41 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 14, 2014, 01:22:04 PM

Now Dave knows better than to take a less than courteous tone with Getbig legends.

Ah Ken Harnem my old buddy...careful mate "you never know who's reading"

Rascal full · « **Reply #16 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:00:12 PM »

I got hit by one of those metal police asps by some pikey chavs about two years ago. Hit me across the back a few times and I didn't really feel it at the time but think they broke a couple of ribs as I could hardly breathe for the next few weeks without pain. Enjoyed the ruck though, it was fun.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:14:37 PM »

Keep fighting the good fight, Dave

Rami · « **Reply #18 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:17:52 PM »

That ain't no chain marks, that's some gay ass whip tool.

irishdave · « **Reply #19 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:24:49 PM »

Quote from: Rami on August 14, 2014, 02:17:52 PM

That ain't no chain marks, that's some gay ass whip tool.

Chain sounds better

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #20 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:26:33 PM »

been reading 50 shades of gay?

BigRo · « **Reply #21 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:27:00 PM »

why did they jump you, was this not from wrestling?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:27:39 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on August 14, 2014, 02:27:00 PM

why did they jump you, was this not from wrestling?

Why do Palestinians fire Rockets into Israel?

Wolfox · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:31:19 PM »

What happened bro?

BigRo · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2014, 02:32:11 PM »

because there land was stolen and they cant even live freely in the little they have been allotted.