Author Topic: Tinder girl - WYHI (Read 22914 times)

bigmc · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2014, 01:57:14 PM »

id hop into bed with her

Simple Simon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2014, 01:58:58 PM »

I would snuggle up to her on her towel and ask her if she had ever been fucked, she would say "No"
I would reply, "well you are fucked now, the tides coming in"

Waller · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:02:51 PM »

I'd love to know what those 5 shared interests are

polychronopolous · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:04:01 PM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on August 17, 2014, 01:58:58 PM

I would snuggle up to her on her towel and ask her if she had ever been fucked, she would say "No"
I would reply, "well you are fucked now, the tides coming in"

haha an oldie but a goodie

bigmc · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:06:47 PM »

she would make a good oar

or football post

TrueGrit · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:07:44 PM »

Her ass is the wrong way round

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:07:52 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on August 17, 2014, 01:56:25 PM

that guy needs to charge his cell phone.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:08:43 PM »

on a serious note: Poor girl, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Simple Simon · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:09:29 PM »

Kims childhood
Hello, is Kim in?
No shes not, why?
We want her to come and play army?
Do you want here to be a nurse?
No we are short a sandbag.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:12:14 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 17, 2014, 02:07:52 PM

that guy needs to charge his cell phone.

Rambone · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2014, 03:22:59 PM »

Would love to be that beach towel

monstermunch · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:06:43 PM »

Heard she's a cheap drunk.

Gets legless quite easily.

the trainer · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:14:26 PM »

This thread is too weird for me I am gone.

Var City · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:18:47 PM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on August 17, 2014, 01:58:58 PM

I would snuggle up to her on her towel and ask her if she had ever been fucked, she would say "No"
I would reply, "well you are fucked now, the tides coming in"

my man!

Var City · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:19:36 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on August 17, 2014, 04:14:26 PM

This thread is too weird for me I am gone.

kind of like the time i greeted you under the weights

with a warm stream of dark green piss in your mouth

240 is Back · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:27:09 PM »

Quote from: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:25:04 PM

yes.

Var City · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:27:52 PM »

Quote from: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:25:04 PM

would annihilate
raw no pull out
or just cum on phantom limb

Var City · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:29:03 PM »

Quote from: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:26:28 PM

meh would skull fuck/10
provided i'm drunk

D.O.A. · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:33:23 PM »

Quote from: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:19:36 PM

kind of like the time i greeted you under the weights

with a warm stream of dark green piss in your mouth

Hahahaha! The Trainer likes it green!

Var City · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:35:30 PM »

Quote from: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:34:17 PM

would have her ride me

and i would lift her one leg

and just spin her so fucking hard

then cum on that wonk nose

Var City · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:37:48 PM »

Quote from: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:35:34 PM

would purchase a jeep wrangler

just so i could cut the doors off of it

so she could give me rough road head

as i drive slowly down the middle lane of a three lane high way

screaming at the top of my lungs

and rocking my head back and forth violently

as i do the most muscular pose and drive with my knees

only periodically breaking the most muscular to push her head down further onto my cock

or wave at the elderly driving by in the right lane

Var City · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:37:15 PM

would stalk her and manipulate her life until we are room mates

then silently masturbate on her fake leg as she sleeps in the next room

/10

then deny i made it STICKY in the morning

King Shizzo · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Pandemic on August 17, 2014, 04:37:15 PM

Wow!!! that looks like a young Booty.

Costanza · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2014, 04:40:55 PM »

Quote from: Var City on August 17, 2014, 04:37:48 PM

would purchase a jeep wrangler

just so i could cut the doors off of it

so she could give me rough road head

as i drive slowly down the middle lane of a three lane high way

screaming at the top of my lungs

and rocking my head back and forth violently

as i do the most muscular pose and drive with my knees

only periodically breaking the most muscular to push her head down further onto my cock

or wave at the elderly driving by in the right lane

This cat's good.