Author Topic: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?  (Read 5720 times)

_bruce_

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23333
  • Sam Sesambröt Sulek
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2014, 08:57:29 AM »
If you're looking the part - do so.
.

Roger Bacon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20957
  • Roger Bacon tries to be witty and fails
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2014, 08:58:37 AM »
I routinely tell milfs/matures that im 10 years older than I really am.

calfzilla

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20790
  • YUMAN FILTH!
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #52 on: August 19, 2014, 09:27:29 AM »
I routinely tell milfs/matures that im 10 years older than I really am.

Lol Roger doing the inverse of the rest of getbig.  :D

Var City

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1397
  • Perennially Man-Diming
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2014, 09:51:39 AM »
Sure, lie about your age. After all women don't want to hook up with some pathetic loser dude who is 36 0r 42 years old and still single. They smack of being a "confirmed bachelor" and not relationship material.

You only have sex with men

Please stop giving advise about anything outside of the purview of homosexual sex

Thank you in advance for shutting the fuck up

da_vinci

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5289
  • Cry me a river
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #54 on: August 19, 2014, 10:33:35 AM »
I am 60 and banging a 19 year old hottie who is in love with me... I told her my true age right before I banged her for the first time... Be careful what you ask for; you might get it...

I'd like to see a pic of you.

no homez

da_vinci

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5289
  • Cry me a river
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #55 on: August 19, 2014, 10:34:55 AM »
You only have sex with men

Please stop giving advise about anything outside of the purview of homosexual sex

Thank you in advance for shutting the fuck up

He has been with the same female for like hundred years (that turns you homosexual by default), what do you expect for..

Primemuscle

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40625
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #56 on: August 19, 2014, 11:21:43 AM »
He has been with the same female for like hundred years (that turns you homosexual by default), what do you expect for..

I'll check with my wife regarding this.  ::)

_bruce_

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23333
  • Sam Sesambröt Sulek
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2014, 02:11:34 PM »
There are a few very young women who go for older dudes - 50+.
"Miss M." was around 23, pretty hot/good money/bored whore, and used to "date" an older dude who was busily urinating on her during love session.
Dude had quite the nerve - he was never shy to state how young women would get wet around him...


I like his sneaky humor  :D
.

Lustral

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5164
  • FREE NOODLES
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #58 on: August 19, 2014, 02:36:34 PM »
Never said I'm younger (I'm 30 now) but was never worried about age. When I was 16 and 17 and in pubs and nightclubs I would lie saying I was older.

I remember when I was 16 was in a pub and chatted up an 18 year old (which seemed way older at the time  ;D). Told her I was 19 and studying theoretical physics in MIT. She lapped that shit up. I don't know what I did with her or what I drank/ate towards the end of the night but was puking pink stuff the next morning and pretty sure she was wearing a pink jumper. Saw her some months later when I was in my school uniform and she had the same look as Bruce Willis when he realises he is dead in the 6th sense.

True

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1665
  • Zero Tolerance
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2014, 04:12:58 AM »
Saw this super hot girl online, but she's young (legal though) and I'm past her age limit (I'm 36), so I changed my age in my profile and connected with her. So, she thinks I'm a whole decade less than I really am. Anyone ever do this to get a chick to go out with you and if so, do you feel bad if she's looking for more than just a fuck?

Your pathetic.


Hope this helps.  :)

muscleman-2013

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4620
  • Team Trump
Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick?
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2014, 06:46:38 AM »
Yes, whenever I want to hit on female teachers I tell them I am 14 and need some home tutoring...
Ψ