Brother moving to College and finds out he's living with a neckbeard

[D.O.U.P]

 Your brother is in for a major mental beating, this scene will def be interesting

Please update, its going to be a mess.

[SF1900]

Seems like an interesting, perhaps a strange character.

[Hulkotron]

I'm the roommate in the OP.

[Kwon_2]

I'm the room.

[calfzilla]

I'm the room.

Welcome back from your business trip.

[Archer77]

Look on the brightside, its likely the new roommate will never leave the room and this gives the brother more incentive to get out and socialize.

[muscleman-2013]

First year at University I shared a dorm room with a very gay dude.  When he started asking to borrow my soap I cracked and got the fuck out...

[Kwon_2]

First year at University I shared a dorm room with a very gay dude.  When he started asking to borrow my soap I cracked and got the fuck out...

LOL!

[BigCyp]

Buy your brother a bullet proof vest.

Make sure the first thing he says to this guy is "I have noticed you, so have other people - we know you exist"

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

my little brother just forwarded me the first email he had from his roommate for his first semester at college. I can't believe what I just read, I thought these people were just internet jokes. The fact that this exists in real life...



First message from brother:

"Hey I'm (brother) and I was assigned to be your roommate this year. I just want to know what you plan on bringing to college like a T.V. or microwave for our room so I don't pack the same thing. Email me back or text me at __________ so I know what to bring, Thanks.


How his roommate responds, keep in mind this is the first contact they've ever had.

"Citizen* ,

I am planing on bringing a microwave and have put in to rent a refrigerator for the room. I also have some old carpet that we could use for a rug. The rest of what I am bringing consists of things for personal use (books, storage containers, etc., etc.) What all are you planning to bring?

I suppose we should exchange some personal information as well. Therefore I have formulated 10 questions intended to capture the essence of any given individual (proceeding from innocuous to rather personal) and provided my own answers to them (see below). If some of them seem excessively personal, it stems only from a desire to facilitate our getting to know one another and shatter the initial reluctance most people have to revealing something of themselves. After all, if we are going to live together we had better get to know each other fairly quickly.

What is your....

1. favorite type of music?
2. age?
3. former high school?
4. current major?
5. favorite pastime?
6. religious affiliation?
7. sexuality?
8. gender?
9. political affiliation?
10. additional commentary?

My answers
1. Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, etc.
2. 19
3.
4. Poltical science.
5. Reading
6. I am a dialectical materialist and therefore an atheist.
7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.
9. I am a Marxist, more specially a Luxemburgist and a Bolshevik-Leninist (Trotskyist).
10. N.A.



Sincerely,
(New Roommate)

*For lack of a better form of address and in reference to the tradition of the French Revolution."


It'll be interesting seeing what stories he brings back of this guy.

Bisexual.....I guess he plays for both teams.....I wonder if he would like to play in the "Negro Leagues"

[MikMaq]

First year at University I shared a dorm room with a very gay dude.  When he started asking to borrow my soap I cracked and got the fuck out...

I lived with a gay dude once, things were fine until he got upset over me forgetting my clothes in the dryer. He started to do the same in some passive agressive warfare. So I starts taking his clothes out of the dryer, and he gets all bitchy. I honestly thought he was joking at first.

[Archer77]

Bisexual.....I guess he plays for both teams.....I wonder if he would like to play in the "Negro Leagues"

Which position,  pitcher or catcher?

[Var City]

Would love to be that rented refrigerator

[ChopperRider]

Buy your brother a bullet proof vest.

Make sure the first thing he says to this guy is "I have noticed you, so have other people - we know you exist"

I'd wear nothing but the vest.....naked 24/7/365 and sit on my bed cleaning my guns.

And keep asking him every 2 minutes, "did you hear that"?

[Archer77]

I'd wear nothing but the vest.....naked 24/7/365 and sit on my bed cleaning my guns.

And keep asking him every 2 minutes, "did you hear that"?

Hes bisexual and might interpret the nakedness as a come on

[ChopperRider]

Hes bisexual and might interpret the nakedness as a come on

Keep asking him, "how hard do you think it is to get an asshole stitched up"?

[TommyBoy]

The kid is 19 and doesn't have the slightest freaking clue about his place in the world or who he is, but thinks he does. Let it go. Let it gooo. LET IT GOOOOOOOO

Jesus, there are weird and harmless people out there. Get over it.

[El Diablo Blanco]

So your brothers roommate is TA??!!

Idiot.  TA can't get into college.

[Var City]

The kid is 19 and doesn't have the slightest freaking clue about his place in the world or who he is, but thinks he does. Let it go. Let it gooo. LET IT GOOOOOOOO

Jesus, there are weird and harmless people out there. Get over it.

Shut up and take your medication whore

[HonestBob]

Shut up and take your medication whore

You are trying way too hard.

[avxo]

my little brother just forwarded me the first email he had from his roommate for his first semester at college. I can't believe what I just read, I thought these people were just internet jokes. The fact that this exists in real life...

The problem is that you believe that this is real and that your brother, his new roommate or both aren't pulling your leg.

It'll be interesting seeing what stories he brings back of this guy.

No doubt they'll contain such gems as: "He can be so sweet when he wants to! Just the other day, he brought me the cutest little négligée after he came back from his Party meeting. I just wish he'd talk about his feelings more and tell me he loves me."

[Var City]

You are trying way too hard.

Don't recognize you. We haven't had the pleasure to meet because maybe you're new here,

So, as a doctor of medicine, I Reviewed your last few posts

Not
Only do they all suck

Like your name

But you take taxis everywhere in London and therefore you are a retard

Not even talking about £, twat; time, son. It
Takes too long. Like that time I peed on your mom's face for 17 minutes straight

[denarii]

Do u have to share bedrooms?

[Bosch]

7. sexuality?
8. gender?

7. Bisexual.
8. I do not identify with any gender whatsoever.

Explains it all. Looking for a cock to ride.

[Mike]

New roomy present suggestion:Magic the Gathering card set and a "crossroads"brown dildo.

These gifts say: "I like to stay inside Saturday nights too and I'm open to new things"

Will make freshmen year tolerable