Has anyone seen the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?

[Pray_4_War]

Does it suck total ass or just partial ass?

Is there anything in the movie that Megan Fox does that I can jerk off to?

With all the police shootings going on I think I need some mindless entertainment.

[Mr Anabolic]

A grown man cares not about such movies, unless he has kids.

[Kwon_2]

A grown man cares not about such movies, unless he has kids.

Or is an enlightened Turtle himself.

[Pray_4_War]

A grown man cares not about such movies, unless he has kids.

I like to look at Megan Fox and I like movies where there is sword fighting.  Ninja shit, Samuraii shit, etc.

I do not like the other type of swordfighting that is popular among Getbiggers.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Took my nephew. He loved it. I thought the turtles looked like blacks and spoke like blacks. Like 4 negroes essentially. I did live staring at Megan Fox for 2 hours. The movie was predictable popcorn nonsense.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Went to see it yesterday.  Great movie...no Vanilla Ice to fuck it up

[Pray_4_War]

Took my nephew. He loved it. I thought the turtles looked like blacks and spoke like blacks. Like 4 negroes essentially. I did live staring at Megan Fox for 2 hours. The movie was predictable popcorn nonsense.

You're right.  The turtles look like Russell Westbrook.

[Kwon_2]

This young Getbigger would definately appreciate this masterpiece of cinematic history

[Red Hook]

Went to see it yesterday.  Great movie...no Vanilla Ice to fuck it up

Vemon "Voodoo" Vince Vasace, glad to see that you are up and about, but why is grown man and internet tycoon going to see "Ninja Turtles"?    

[Grape Ape]

The way I heard it described:

Guardians of the Galaxy is a throwback to the days of Indiana Jones...

TMNT is a throwback to the Transformers movie you saw last month....

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Vemon "Voodoo" Vince Vasace, glad to see that you are up and about, but why is grown man and internet tycoon going to see "Ninja Turtles"?    

I live in Sylva....ain't hardly shit to do and movies are 5.00.  Not a bad way to kill a few hours

[El Diablo Blanco]

The way I heard it described:

Guardians of the Galaxy is a throwback to the days of Indiana Jones...

TMNT is a throwback to the Transformers movie you saw last month....

The movie was so CGI heavy that they limited the on screen time of the turtles and focused more on the Real life characters played by Megan Fox and Will Arnett.  Probably costs too much to have the turtles more on screen.  But it wasted a good 20 minutes showing April Oneils trouble at work as a reported.

[Kwon_2]