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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #100 on: August 23, 2014, 07:56:14 AM »

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #101 on: August 23, 2014, 08:58:10 AM »
At age 21, married, one kid, working as a credit reporter and going to night school at UCLA I was offered to be a new Beverly Hills, Ca. landscapers assistant. #2 man in training. Being a smart ass thinking this would be a glorified gardener...I said no thanks. He went on to be a millionaire landscaper to all the rich and famous on the west coast. I would have been the heir apparent. Well fuck me!!!

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #102 on: August 23, 2014, 09:37:18 AM »
So now the pencil neck speaks for the pencil dick?

Your a washed up hater Groink. Your nipples point south, just as your life is obviously headed.

Remember something, I look the same as you with a shirt on.

No you don't faggat

You look like a fat piece of shit who has never lifted once and your face makes nuns pledge allegiance to lucifer because they'll never recover you dumb cum butt bitch boy

Asexual twat

Noodle dick fat head bitch

You and groink same in shirt? U walk in a bar no one speaks to u for 8 hours NOBODY

Groinj walks in

He can say NOTHING guaranteed to go home w pussy by 11pm

Kill yourself you bitch

Jesus your posts are SO fucking lame Shinzo


Just get the fucj out of here if you won't kill yourself


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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #103 on: August 23, 2014, 09:40:08 AM »
Take gear sooner.

Not compete so young.

Finished college

Worked at strip club longer than i did (quit after two years)

Stayed working at Progressive Insurance

Visited Grant Michaels in Cali

Learned how to roll a joint/blunt

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #104 on: August 23, 2014, 09:51:52 AM »
No you don't faggat

You look like a fat piece of shit who has never lifted once and your face makes nuns pledge allegiance to lucifer because they'll never recover you dumb cum butt bitch boy

Asexual twat

Noodle dick fat head bitch

You and groink same in shirt? U walk in a bar no one speaks to u for 8 hours NOBODY

Groinj walks in

He can say NOTHING guaranteed to go home w pussy by 11pm

Kill yourself you bitch

Jesus your posts are SO fucking lame Shinzo


Just get the fucj out of here if you won't kill yourself



If Shizzo and i both went to a bar, in a strange town, not knowing a soul...I would wind up at an afterparty in the rich part of town, with my new friends, snorting coke and chatting up hot women, and taking one (or two) back to my hotel and boning them.

Shizzo would be back at his hotel, bottle in hand...posting on Getbig by 10:00 pm

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #105 on: August 23, 2014, 09:59:12 AM »
If Shizzo and i both went to a bar, in a strange town, not knowing a soul...I would wind up at an afterparty in the rich part of town, with my new friends, snorting coke and chatting up hot women, and taking one (or two) back to my hotel and boning them.

Shizzo would be back at his hotel, bottle in hand...posting on Getbig by 10:00 pm

exactly

shizzo would kill himself

but he's literally too dumb to tie a noose

and due to his legal status as a retard he can't purchase a weapon

and his mom is too broke for a baby sitter

so she sent the faggat to getbig

then threw a rock at the stork

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #106 on: August 23, 2014, 10:00:45 AM »
Take gear sooner.

Not compete so young.

Finished college

Worked at strip club longer than i did (quit after two years)

Stayed working at Progressive Insurance

Visited Grant Michaels in Cali to see if he could get me audition for porn

Learned how to roll a joint/blunt

This is beyond sad.

Suicide is inevitable if this is all a man aspires to.


If Shizzo and i both went to a bar, in a strange town, not knowing a soul...I would wind up at an afterparty in the rich part of town, with my new friends, snorting coke and chatting up hot women, and taking one (or two) back to my hotel and boning them.

Shizzo would be back at his hotel, bottle in hand...posting on Getbig by 10:00 pm

Hit the nail on the head here.

Damn, Shithead is gonna be hurt when he wakes up at 2:00 and reads this through his foggy hangover.


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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #107 on: August 23, 2014, 10:07:35 AM »
Man, this is brutal.

You are a masochist Shithead, you need to find an old lady to whip you while you lick her boots.

I will give you my 200% money back guarantee that this is what you need.

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #108 on: August 23, 2014, 10:19:03 AM »
Haha shizzo look like groink in a shirt?

Maybe to stevie wonder standing 3 football fields away.

Shizzos walking along in a shirt looks like a pack of puppys wrestling In a sack with flab and tits wobbling all over the place.

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #109 on: August 23, 2014, 10:22:38 AM »
Haha shizzo look like groink in a shirt?

Maybe to stevie wonder standing 3 football fields away.

Shizzos walking along in a shirt looks like a pack of puppys wrestling In a sack with flab and tits wobbling all over the place.
hahahahhaahahahahahahaahahahaha

Now this is the kind of post I find funny.

That fag, "Vag Cunty" needs to take notes.

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #110 on: August 23, 2014, 10:32:17 AM »
Haha shizzo look like groink in a shirt?

Maybe to stevie wonder standing 3 football fields away.

Shizzos walking along in a shirt looks like a pack of puppys wrestling In a sack with flab and tits wobbling all over the place.

Lol

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #111 on: August 23, 2014, 10:32:21 AM »
hahahahhaahahahahahahaahahahaha

Now this is the kind of post I find funny.

That fag, "Vag Cunty" needs to take notes.

1. Meltdown

2. I've fucked more girls this week (for free) than you have in your ENTIRE LIFE

Let that resonate . And remember to refer to me as king man dime from now on

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #112 on: August 23, 2014, 10:41:26 AM »
If Shizzo and i both went to a bar, in a strange town, not knowing a soul...I would wind up at an afterparty in the rich part of town, with my new friends, snorting coke and chatting up hot women, and taking one (or two) back to my hotel and boning them.

Shizzo would be back at his hotel, bottle in hand...posting on Getbig by 10:00 pm
Sad when you admit to being a cokehead.


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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #113 on: August 23, 2014, 10:48:32 AM »
Sad when you admit to being a cokehead.


....dont think you get to judge on substance abuse.

And the fact that youre so quick to judge that shows me just how sheltered you are.

You go out to ANY social gathering and youll find half the people there will socially blow some lines and then go home and go to their white collar job the next day.

Coke is nothing for many people. ... its a few drinks and a couple lines, have fun all night and go home.

I cant do it, but plenty can. And the fact that you try and instantly attach a morality tag to it shows that youre lack of worldly experience.

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #114 on: August 23, 2014, 10:53:50 AM »
....dont think you get to judge on substance abuse.

And the fact that youre so quick to judge that shows me just how sheltered you are.

You go out to ANY social gathering and youll find half the people there will socially blow some lines and then go home and go to their white collar job the next day.
Coke is nothing for many people. ... its a few drinks and a couple lines, have fun all night and go home.

I cant do it, but plenty can. And the fact that you try and instantly attach a morality tag to it shows that youre lack of worldly experience.
I wouldn't go that far buddy.

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #115 on: August 23, 2014, 10:56:05 AM »
....dont think you get to judge on substance abuse.

And the fact that youre so quick to judge that shows me just how sheltered you are.

You go out to ANY social gathering and youll find half the people there will socially blow some lines and then go home and go to their white collar job the next day.

Coke is nothing for many people. ... its a few drinks and a couple lines, have fun all night and go home.

I cant do it, but plenty can. And the fact that you try and instantly attach a morality tag to it shows that youre lack of worldly experience.

exactly.

shizzo is a sheltered retard.

he's not even an american because he's from florida

he's an alien.
 the lil wayne of autism

FYI I can blow coke, a few lines, and make it to my work in FINANCE (not whatever the fuck you do shizzo) which I do because I got my mba from a top univeristy (all while blowing coke and doing pain killers, the later of which i do not even do recreationally ever any more).

See, shizzo is a square. He's just like a plump flat line sub 70 IQ boring dude with an alcohol problem and likely borderline personality disorder

he's just boring. that's it.

that's why his posts suck

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #116 on: August 23, 2014, 10:57:07 AM »
I wouldn't go that far buddy.

As far as the front door

Never
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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #117 on: August 23, 2014, 10:58:18 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on Today at 10:48:32 AM
....dont think you get to judge on substance abuse.

And the fact that youre so quick to judge that shows me just how sheltered you are.

You go out to ANY social gathering and youll find half the people there will socially blow some lines and then go home and go to their white collar job the next day.
Coke is nothing for many people. ... its a few drinks and a couple lines, have fun all night and go home.

I cant do it, but plenty can. And the fact that you try and instantly attach a morality tag to it shows that youre lack of worldly experience.
I wouldn't go that far buddy.


shizzo response to shock wave above in pink

I WOULD go that far. And it shows how little you know of the world.

And you fcking live in florida where I met someoone named "Krystal Meth" once, litarally .

Fucking Stitches comes from your neck of the woods.

You guys all suck at posting

Ban florida forever

all of you time out permanently

faggats

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #118 on: August 23, 2014, 10:59:18 AM »
I wouldn't go that far buddy.
Exactly my point. You know damn well by social gathering I was referring to any kind of party involving more than the closing crew of the local warehouse store.

Nope, scratch that, even then youll find half of the guys blowing lines in the bedroom/bathroom.  You just wont know because they wont invite you into the room.

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #119 on: August 23, 2014, 11:12:57 AM »
Exactly my point. You know damn well by social gathering I was referring to any kind of party involving more than the closing crew of the local warehouse store.

Nope, scratch that, even then youll find half of the guys blowing lines in the bedroom/bathroom.  You just wont know because they wont invite you into the room.
And I wouldn't care either. This coming from a guy who tells stories about being in roach infested, motels, plowing dirty drug skanks, and waiting for his next meth hit.

If that is what you call living the life, then I guess I am sheltered.

You know that there are normal fucking people in this world right?

You don't have to climb out of the gutter to act like you have accomplished something.



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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #120 on: August 23, 2014, 11:21:02 AM »
And I wouldn't care either. This coming from a guy who tells stories about being in roach infested, motels, plowing dirty drug skanks, and waiting for his next meth hit.

If that is what you call living the life, then I guess I am sheltered.

You know that there are normal fucking people in this world right?

You don't have to climb out of the gutter to act like you have accomplished something.



Bahaha, thanks for proving my point about exactly how little you know of the outside world

Id NEVER trade any of my life experiences. The highs and lows are what life is all about, its how you build an understanding od the world around you.

Sitting in your house, never experiencing anything, drinking and arguing about 'normal people' is no way to go through life. No one should have to go through the hell I did, but I genuinely pity people like you, who have so little worldy experience that they cant even comprehend what they dont know.

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #121 on: August 23, 2014, 11:28:04 AM »
Bahaha, thanks for proving my point about exactly how little you know of the outside world

Id NEVER trade any of my life experiences. The highs and lows are what life is all about, its how you build an understanding od the world around you.

Sitting in your house, never experiencing anything, drinking and arguing about 'normal people' is no way to go through life. No one should have to go through the hell I did, but I genuinely pity people like you, who have so little worldy experience that they cant even comprehend what they dont know.
You are an idiot.

Don't rationalise your fucked up past.


You don't have to snort coke, fuck drug skanks, and do meth or heroin to have a "worldly experience".

I guess Highs and lows are different for everybody.

I don't have to look like Oscar the Grouch, crawling out of a trashcan after a 24 hour bender.

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #122 on: August 23, 2014, 11:32:23 AM »
True

But you do have to  leave your house

Shizxo the tragic loser

Has not one memory of a good time

That involved leaving the house
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Re: If you could hit the reset button on your life, would you?
« Reply #123 on: August 23, 2014, 11:33:55 AM »
Mrs. Doubtfire trying to shoehorn his way into another thread.   ::)

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Re: If you could hit the reset button on life, would you?
« Reply #124 on: August 23, 2014, 11:37:02 AM »
You are an idiot.

Don't rationalise your fucked up past.


You don't have to snort coke, fuck drug skanks, and do meth or heroin to have a "worldly experience".

I guess Highs and lows are different for everybody.

I don't have to look like the grouch, crawling out of a trashcan after a 24 hour bender.

Those things happened BECAUSE I put myself out there and went out to experience life. Some of them were extremely fun and others were absolute hell, but they made me the man I am today... happily married, proud father, and killer career in the aerospace industry at one of the largest aircraft manufacturers in history.

That life, those highs and lows brought me to where I am. If I played it safe, came home and drank,  never put myself out there, id probably be 30 years old and working at my local superstore married to some cow that I hate like all the 'regular folks' from my hometown.

So please,  continue to try and attack my past and how I chose to live my life. Its quite humorous.