With A Large Bank Account and Handsome Face

[forillagorilla]

It's interesting to see how these self proclamed "alpha males" always have to prove to a bunch of strangers on an internet forum that they're indeed "alpha males".

Exactly - lol

[loco]

How to calculate your net worth?  Net Worth = your assets - your debt

What should your net worth be? Your Net Worth should = (your age * your annual salary)/10

[WealthyAlpha]

How to calculate your net worth?  Net Worth = your assets - your debt

What should your net worth be? Your Net Worth should = (your age * your annual salary)/10

Just know I'm guaranteed a certain number every year for the rest of my life that you could never even fathom

[XFACTOR]

The fuck are you talking about? I'm 19 and more than likely worth more than everyone on this board combined

Definitely not

[loco]

Just know I'm guaranteed a certain number every year for the rest of my life that you could never even fathom

Good for you!  I really hope you're right.  Nothing is guaranteed, and one can always spend more than that certain number every year that one might get.

[WealthyAlpha]

Cute! (no homo)  

So you are in London....next time when I ask a direct question best to answer honestly and directly..I will find out anyway...I the king of this place, no one can fool me here my friend, oh and I have more REAL money than you can dream off, the difference is I made it all myself sweetheart  

So you studying at London School of Economics ha?
Very Good School
My sister graduated from there.
I went to the European Business School in Regents Park.  

Dinner at Nobu then we go to the Palm Beach casino and shoot some dice, let me know if you are up for it?
I'll teach you how to gamble and be real high roller not fake one.

But you have to promise to drop the asshole act cos the people I introduce you to are the real bosses of London, they command a lot of respect, they don't like snotty like nosed kids who think they all that and would chew you up and spit you in shit in 5 minutes, if you showed disrespect.

I hope this helps
Mwah
x0x0

I will answer any question however the fuck I want. Now I have to worry about 1 of you bitter losers trying to effect my life.

[Hulkotron]

If you are the real Sebastian (and not stole someone profile) then do this for me.

Go to your instagram right now take a picture of yourself and put it up there and say "Hi Uncle Junior from GB"
Or something similar.
Then you will have my respect 100%

Deal?

I wouldn't hold your breath

[Var City]

You don't need to be any bigger than this.

You can take all the steroids in the world and women won't give a fuck. They want a man with money, power, height and a functioning large cock. I laugh at poor uneducated steroid losers.

But you look like you've never lifted on e so nothing else matters

You should kill yourself before you age further

[CalvinH]

Zzzzzz...

[Uncle Junior]

I wouldn't hold your breath

He went instantly offline.

interesting he was in Ibizia same time as Skorpy.....things that make you go hmmmmmmm

Showing off watches
The Finance sector investing lines
London IP
No fucking German I ever met says shit like "cock-muncher".....lmao

Good one matey, good one......you have lot to learn about doing gimmicks.....believe you me I would know....haha

 

[Hulkotron]

JNN nice

[Skorp1o]

He went instantly offline.

interesting he was in Ibizia same time as Skorpy.....things that make you go hmmmmmmm

Showing off watches
The Finance sector investing lines
London IP
No fucking German I ever met says shit like "cock-muncher".....lmao

Good one matey, good one......you have lot to learn about doing gimmicks.....believe you me I would know....haha

What are you implying Juicy    How do you know his IP address? are you a mod in G&O

Looked on his instagram and he was in Ibiza 5 weeks ago, I was there last weekend...that's a bout a months difference on average 700,00 Brits visit Ibiza every year.

[Simple Simon]

I knew someone was gona do it....I was impressed you delivered ha

Its easy to out your own gimmick scorp.

Come on, you still take ANYTHING joon says seriously?

[Skorp1o]

Its easy to out your own gimmick scorp.

Come on, you still take ANYTHING joon says seriously?

No, he's saying its my Gimmick now....sounds like a typical shit stirring job from Joon, he thinks we are all like him with time and motivation to come on here with different gimmicks to create drama.

[Uncle Junior]

What are you implying Juicy  

 
That your shit at doing gimmicks....

How do you know his IP address? are you a mod in G&O

That's for me to know and for you not to find out. Ask Simple Simon how I managed to out his gimmick before he even made 1 post and ask shitsoul about my powers here. I run one of the UK's top IT companies for fucks sakes you muppits. LMAO
 

Looked on his instagram and he was in Ibiza 5 weeks ago, I was there last weekend...that's a bout a months difference on average 700,00 Brits visit Ibiza every year.

Yep and they all talk about watches, studying economics, London IP add and say "cock muncher" and got your poser style down to the T.
Go back to gimmick school my son
I am too fucking smart for you.......
But still love ya u wanker...haha...was a good laugh anyway.

[Skorp1o]

 
That your shit at doing gimmicks....

That's for me to know and for you not to find out. Ask Simple Simon how I managed to out his gimmick before they even made 1 post and ask shitsoul about my powers here. I run one of the UK's top IT company for fucks sakes you muppits. LMAO
 

Yep and they all talk about watches, studying economics, London IP add and say "cock muncher" and got your poser style down to the T.
Go back to gimmick school my son
I am too fucking smart for you.......
But still love ya u wanker...haha...was a good laugh anyway.

You have gimmickry on the brain son....you need to cut down on all these alter egos, you're starting to see the world that way. I only have one user name and never applied for a second one as I handle all my business here under Skorp.

I love you too mwah xoxox

...oh and say hi to your nose for me 

[Hulkotron]

It's another Eric Francke / YourAverageCumBurper / Primary Cocktrain account.

[Uncle Junior]

You have gimmickry on the brain son....you need to cut down on all these alter egos, you're starting to see the world that way. I only have one user name and never applied for a second one as I handle all my business here under Skorp.

I love you too mwah xoxox

...oh and say hi to your nose for me  

Nah bro you don't need to apply for anything you just give var city big mc a ring and he sorts it right out for you.
I got access to over 700 gimmicks here anytime I want why u think Ron's so shit sacred of me....lol
He needs to upgrade the software, this version is shit, too easy, piece of piss.....still has the "Krisbarteo" glitch on here but you won't understand what I am talking about now would you.  
But since my work here is nearly done and and I got all I need might as well expose it.
Unless Ron puts his hands in his pocket and upgrades the whole thing (which he won't) I am always gonna own you bitches here.
But I just prefer to spy on you lot, makes it more entertaining for me.
Haha, the cool thing is you won't believe me which makes talking the truth of it so much sweeter.
Mwah
Love Ya
x0x0x




 

[Uncle Junior]

It's another Eric Francke / YourAverageCumBurper / Primary Cocktrain account.

London IP bro, 10000 % not them, exchanges coming form EC2

[XFACTOR]

You have gimmickry on the brain son....you need to cut down on all these alter egos, you're starting to see the world that way. I only have one user name and never applied for a second one as I handle all my business here under Skorp.

I love you too mwah xoxox

...oh and say hi to your nose for me 

Funny I wondered that.  Having the gimmicks has to be some early sign of Dissociative identity disorder.  

[Skorp1o]

Nah bro you don't need to apply for anything you just give var city big mc a ring and he sorts it right out for you.
I got access to over 700 gimmicks here anytime I want why u think Ron's so shit sacred of me....lol
He needs to upgrade the software, this version is shit, too easy, piece of piss.....still has the "Krisbarteo" glitch on here but you won't understand what I am talking about.
But since my work here is nearly and and I got all I need might as well expose.
Unless Ron puts his hands in his pocket and upgrades the whole thing (which he won't) I am always gonna own you bitches here.
But I just prefer to spy on you lot, makes it more entertaining for me.
Haha, the cool thing is you won't believe me which makes talking the truth of it so much sweeter.
Mwah
Love Ya
x0x0x

What are you talking about you nut case, just read that and in the end I am none the wiser...stalking, knowing things we know we don't know that you know...and Ron is bitch scared off you?

You do realise this is an internet forum where a bunch of moody men spout random shite and then go back to their lives?

[Uncle Junior]

What are you talking about you nut case, just read that and in the end I am none the wiser...stalking, knowing things we know we don't know that you know...and Ron is bitch scared off you?

You do realise this is an internet forum where a bunch of moody men spout random shite and then go back to their lives?

Imagine a world where you can listen in on to all your girlfriends/ dates/ business associates/ families and everyone you know or care about calls/ emails, documents etc.
Intelligence is power my friend.....what made USA the super power it is today.
Once you have intelligence everything else falls sweetly into place, money, women, power you name it.
Up your intelligence and you will understand what I am talking about.
Right now to you its all a bunch of gibberish to you.
To those that know and understand "Krisbarteo" know what I am talking about.
Look up the member list here and look up "Krisbarteo" that is the key to Get big intelligence and why I will always rule here.
I am doing the fucker a favor.
Mwah
x0x0

[Yanin]

Beckham isn't an alpha he's just a good soccer player who was luckily noticed for looks. But most guys that look like this choose soccer as there sport since isn't the least of physical

[Uncle Junior]

Joon was always a bit personal to me, I got sick of the gimmicks, thought I do an honest account for once.
Joon went the complete opposite way than the normal trend.
But Joon belongs to another girl.
She is the key.
She must be happy.
Joon will be dead soon.

The Shepherd of Sinai will always protect his children though from up and above. He will always look after the weak and vulnerable.
The next chapter will be truly phenomenal unlike anything you have every witnessed in the online world.
You can call me the messiah, the prophet if you like.
The next chapter will be awesome.

I am always a benevolent father, one who loves his children, you have nothing to fear unless you are evil and vile and a bully.
If you are kind hearted and humble fear not the next chapter.

There is nothing better than to be in the arms of your loving father protecting you and keeping you warm from the evils of this world.
Fear not the next chapter.
A door is just a door
Remember you came into this world crying and you will go out the same way.
But the tears are just water that feed the growth to your other dimension.
There never is a death, it does not exist.
Life is vast and infinite and everlasting my friend, don't let the doors or the shadows of the night fool you or blind you into thinking different.

[SuperTed]

I know the OP is a troll/gimmick, but he's got a point.
Being tall with an slim/athletic build and handsome face would be enough to pull 95% of chicks.

Of course, being rich trumps everything else.