The diference between the British and Americans

[bigmc]

It seems to me that although we sort of speak the same language

there are many differences between the british elite get biggers and the americans

this thread is an opportunity to discuss these differences

perhaps the most obvious one as pointed out by simon

is that we have a very sarcastic sense of humour which americans don't seem to understand

taking offence at our jokes and thinking we are being serious when its obvious to us we are joking

[Bevo]

Is there things mr big mc?? 

[oldtimer1]

This thread is worthless without pictures of drunken thick blonds from England. 

[Skorp1o]

Yes, lots of Americanos gringos and neeguls, if you don't insert "lol" or a smilie at the end of your sentence they cock their guns.

[Skorp1o]

This thread is worthless without pictures of drunken thick blonds from England.

French girls in Paris  

[bigmc]

most of them would get it skorp

especially the one on in the red dress on her way to a threesome with the police 

[pedro01]

The term "American" is too broad IMO.

You might as well ask what the difference is between Europeans and Americans.

Having travelled a lot in the states, I think there's massive cultural differences between states.

Someone from Chicago is a lot more like a Brit than someone from Knoxville. More edgy. Less fucking straw in their hat...

[Rascal full]

Yes, lots of Americanos gringos and neeguls, if you don't insert "lol" or a smilie at the end of your sentence they cock their guns.

LMAO well put.

[bigmc]

The term "American" is too broad IMO.

You might as well ask what the difference is between Europeans and Americans.

Having travelled a lot in the states, I think there's massive cultural differences between states.

Someone from Chicago is a lot more like a Brit than someone from Knoxville. More edgy. Less fucking straw in their hat...

I was generalsing assuming that most americans are like shizzo

but I appreciate that is a massive insult to 99.9 percent of them

[Skorp1o]

most of them would get it skorp

especially the one on in the red dress on her way to a threesome with the police  

She's top notch, the sort of girls you see in the better clubs in Leeds.

The fighting blonde is porky and well fed, angry girls screw hard from experience especially if you're the one who pissed them off  

[thegamechanger]

cant think of much positive to say about the british or britain.
weather is shit. music is shit like coldplay. food stinks. politics stinks and it's like 1984 there with cameras everywhere. girls are ugly. i guess there used to be some class some great bands in the past, some good designers, some good educated people with etiquette but its all gone down hill. now its just trash in tracksuits and tattoos.
cant think of a single reason to visit britain.

[bigmc]

She's top notch, the sort of girls you see in the better clubs in Leeds.

The fighting blonde is porky and well fed, angry girls screw hard from experience especially if you're the one who pissed them off  

I think you will be surprised at how many hot ones there are now

none of that gold digger Russian shit you are used to

[MikMaq]

The term "American" is too broad IMO.

You might as well ask what the difference is between Europeans and Americans.

Having travelled a lot in the states, I think there's massive cultural differences between states.

Someone from Chicago is a lot more like a Brit than someone from Knoxville. More edgy. Less fucking straw in their hat...

A load of bullshit, every country has its regional variants.

Just look at Canada, its fucking wack how indifferent we are to eachother.

[thegamechanger]

usa more than others because of its history of immigration which makes it quite unique and cant be compared to countries like britain

[Skorp1o]

cant think of much positive to say about the british or britain.
weather is shit. music is shit like coldplay. food stinks. politics stinks and it's like 1984 there with cameras everywhere. girls are ugly. i guess there used to be some class some great bands in the past, some good designers, some good educated people with etiquette but its all gone down hill. now its just trash in tracksuits and tattoos.
cant think of a single reason to visit britain.

That's pretty much a half glass full and as pessimistic as it gets  type of view of the UK.

We have great looking girls, great restaurants, many cities with lots to do and music wise we still have our mark on the world.

Do some countries do better than the UK? off course, but this doesn't mean it's all shit here.

[bigmc]

cant think of much positive to say about the british or britain.
weather is shit. music is shit like coldplay. food stinks. politics stinks and it's like 1984 there with cameras everywhere. girls are ugly. i guess there used to be some class some great bands in the past, some good designers, some good educated people with etiquette but its all gone down hill. now its just trash in tracksuits and tattoos.
cant think of a single reason to visit britain.

where do you live now

[SweetMuscles]

America leads, Britain follows. Good doggie.

[Skorp1o]

where do you live now

Probably working as a plumber in Australia  

[bigmc]

America leads, Britain follows. Good doggie.

shizzo is amercian

therefore american = fail

[Skorp1o]

Hey Bigmc

Me thinks estos cabrones Americanos are missing the point of this thread and are getting on their caballos altos

[Lustral]

In ireland we all take piss out of each other. Outsiders must think we're being horrible to each other. My girlfriend used to take offence and thought I was backtracking when I said it is just how we talk here. She gets it now.

she just did a darth vader impression to me as I wrote this cos of my wheezing chest 

[epic_alien]

It seems to me that although we sort of speak the same language

there are many differences between the british elite get biggers and the americans

this thread is an opportunity to discuss these differences

perhaps the most obvious one as pointed out by simon

is that we have a very sarcastic sense of humour which americans don't seem to understand

taking offence at our jokes and thinking we are being serious when its obvious to us we are joking

sarcasm is just a veiled way to insult someone

[Skorp1o]

sarcasm is just a veiled way to insult someone

Where I'm from, insulting someone is a veiled way to compliment them...so fuck off.

[240 is Back]

those Bobby's must have headaches all the time from the bright ass coats.

[Man of Steel]

Lot of snaggletoothed, periodontitis heroes in this thread.