Ahh, I thought it was 9 am.
At about 9am this am this stupid tinder whores 3 year old daughter started grabbing my elbow and woke me up
When she realized it wasn't her mom she ran out or the room
And started yelling mommy
The tinder who're woke up
I slammed the door but first tossed the 3 year old a piece of chalk really far down the hall so she would maybe go fetch or something
Then fucked the brains out of the mom and we shook the bed so hard the landlord was furiously slamming on the door
The 3 year old shrieking
It was awesome
I said "I'll get the door"
And stopped the whore from putting her clothes on
The 3 year old shrieked at me as I past her
I opened the door the landlord started yelling at me
I said "shut your fucking mouth you fucking punk ass midget bitch" word for word
Then left
Hopped in my Saab and drove home
It was the little girls third birthday that morning true story
