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Usain Bolt new record I guess
« on: August 23, 2014, 04:27:51 PM »
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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2014, 04:29:49 PM »
9.98? pfft, white people could run that.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2014, 04:39:06 PM »
9.98? pfft, white people could run that.

Yeah I don't get it.  I guess they don't race this distance at indoor meets very often so the record is shitty?

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2014, 04:39:37 PM »
Why do they run with shirts on? (no homo). Is it for their sponsors?

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2014, 05:48:26 PM »
Holy shit, video with Polish commentary posted on Getbig by Hulkotron. The world is comming to an end.

Usain's start is shitty as fuck.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2014, 05:53:56 PM »
Holy shit, video with Polish commentary posted on Getbig by Hulkotron. The world is comming to an end.

Usain's start is shitty as fuck.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2014, 06:00:19 PM »
Yeah I don't get it.  I guess they don't race this distance at indoor meets very often so the record is shitty?

Indoor is normally 60m but I know Bolt holds 150m record from a run in Manchester which was also pointless. He will get £2m a year from puma every year AFTER he retires (6m now), not to mention appearance fees.

Nearly as much as a dj. Calvin Harris made $66m in past year. Fuck me.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2014, 06:11:44 PM »
would love to see a 150 meter dash between the top 6 at the Olympia, right before the "posedown" in finals.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2014, 06:13:49 PM »
would love to see a 150 meter dash between the top 6 at the Olympia, right before the "posedown" in finals.

150m refers to distance, not amount of sperm in judge's mouth. Sorry for confusion caused.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2014, 06:19:24 PM »
All knee-grows run away fast when they hear a gun go off.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2014, 06:49:34 PM »
I just defer to a past thread of getbiggers who claim top 10% top combine 40 yard dash speed when timed in high school.

Just amazing powerful fast athletes here. Didn't know there were so many fools who are recruiters for Division one schools that didn't recognize their talent.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2014, 08:46:38 PM »
All knee-grows run away fast when they hear a gun go off.

Yes, the only sound they seem to respect is gunfire.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2014, 09:20:05 PM »
150m refers to distance, not amount of sperm in judge's mouth. Sorry for confusion caused.

Could Kai beat out Phil in the 150 mL gash?

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2014, 10:42:31 PM »
He's not human

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2014, 11:01:29 PM »
would love to see a 150 meter dash between the top 6 at the Olympia, right before the "posedown" in finals.

Phil would win that race. Because he's so much narrower than the others he would cut right through the wind...

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2014, 03:26:36 AM »
His hairline looks fucked

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2014, 06:35:25 AM »
Does Ben Johnson still hold the record for the 60m indoor? His start was so outrageous i can't imagine anyone beating it.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2014, 07:19:38 AM »
I just defer to a past thread of getbiggers who claim top 10% top combine 40 yard dash speed when timed in high school.

Just amazing powerful fast athletes here. Didn't know there were so many fools who are recruiters for Division one schools that didn't recognize their talent.

This......thousands of Uncle Ricos on the Internet who ran 4.40 in high school.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2014, 08:16:08 AM »
I can't find flinstone's post about running the 100-m in 10.6 seconds with no training other than weightlifting and steroids :D  Maybe he deleted it.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2014, 08:30:00 AM »
I can't find flinstone's post about running the 100-m in 10.6 seconds with no training other than weightlifting and steroids :D  Maybe he deleted it.

He also wanted to make a video of him running faster than 11.00

Looking at his bloated build I think 14.00 would be optimistic


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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2014, 10:06:11 AM »
Yeah I don't get it.  I guess they don't race this distance at indoor meets very often so the record is shitty?

Indoor there is no wind so you run slower.

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2014, 10:11:05 AM »
faster than MOS

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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2014, 11:41:03 AM »
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nfl awaits if he has hands.
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Re: Usain Bolt new record I guess
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2014, 11:54:27 AM »
nfl awaits if he has hands.

not sure he would even need good hands.  Do nothing but hand him the ball 7 times a game and just let him run all over the place.   Even if he ended up getting knocked down 80% of the time... the other 20% of the time, he's going distance.

Or just make him a kickoff returner.   Granted, he's making WAY more as the fastest man in the world than he could trying to make an NFL squad with a 2 years shelf life there.

He earns 20 mil a year right now.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2012/08/04/how-usain-bolt-earns-20-million-a-year/