Jeez - are both of you going to the Olympia or not?
Dear Ron,
Yes, I am of course
But "The Trainer" just said he was "In the club with a bottle of red merlot"
which is... untenable
I mean, a man can't attack the statement of "red wine in the club"
it's just too gay, Ron. He has Red Wine. In the club.
It's... Red Wine...
In.. The.. Club.
Ron, though--while I have you "here" can I ask you to confirm something?
I heard a rampant and wild rumor.
Being, "Hugh Jackman Deadlifts 400 lbs!"
Can you confirm this statement so I can stop accusing True Adonis of libelous slander and poppycock lollygagging ?
Thank you in advance.
Confusion To Our Enemies,
-Var of
The Great Cement Desert City