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BORAT
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:48:21 PM »
hey queerest natural. isnt it borats big weekend?

post up pics of the broomstick so we can all have a good laugh at what 20 weeks of useless anabolics, your 'advise', and overdieting produces.

i cant wait to see this godlike specimen you said would shut us all up.

poor guy. busts his ass for 20 weeks to look worse than when you got your hands on him. well done, stupid.
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Re: BORAT
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2014, 11:23:02 PM »
hey queerest natural. isnt it borats big weekend?

post up pics of the broomstick so we can all have a good laugh at what 20 weeks of useless anabolics, your 'advise', and overdieting produces.

i cant wait to see this godlike specimen you said would shut us all up.

poor guy. busts his ass for 20 weeks to look worse than when you got your hands on him. well done, stupid.

Mr. "800 calories a day" accusing "overdieting" ???

You have some nerve. Your "book" is a laughable melange of useless gibberish spewed together by a tweaked out eastern European metrosexual/homo.

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Re: BORAT
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2014, 11:28:52 PM »
Mr. "800 calories a day" accusing "overdieting" ???

You have some nerve. Your "book" is a laughable melange of useless gibberish spewed together by a tweaked out eastern European metrosexual/homo.

Lower your tone young man. 


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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2014, 11:32:33 PM »
Lower your tone young man. 



no one looks amazing I will give him that...But 800 calories a day is fucking beyond stupid. Honestly a 5 year old girl needs more than that for proper brain functionings..


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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2014, 11:40:28 PM »
no one looks amazing I will give him that...But 800 calories a day is fucking beyond stupid. Honestly a 5 year old girl needs more than that for proper brain functionings..



It's not for me either pal. I dunno how he does it, but the results clearly speak for themselves.

I just dined of a large pepperoni and sausage pizza tonight followed by 1 serving of whore pussy, AKA 9 days worth of No One calories.  :D

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Re: BORAT
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2014, 11:48:16 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2014, 11:57:57 PM »
It's not for me either pal. I dunno how he does it, but the results clearly speak for themselves.

I just dined of a large pepperoni and sausage pizza tonight followed by 1 serving of whore pussy, AKA 9 days worth of No One calories.  :D



I once went 2 days and 3 nights surviving only on pussy secretions, saliva, and amphetamines but I wouldn't write a damn book claiming it's...Shit...I did lose probably 5lbs, looked dry as hell too..Maybe there is something to this.

Carry on.  ;D

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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2014, 12:00:03 AM »
Mr. "800 calories a day" accusing "overdieting" ???

You have some nerve. Your "book" is a laughable melange of useless gibberish spewed together by a tweaked out eastern European metrosexual/homo.


thank you.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2014, 12:02:54 AM »
no one looks amazing I will give him that...But 800 calories a day is fucking beyond stupid. Honestly a 5 year old girl needs more than that for proper brain functionings..



yes I do look amazing thanks for noticing.

carry on being less than average, pencil.
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Re: BORAT
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2014, 12:17:36 AM »
yes I do look amazing thanks for noticing.

carry on being less than average, pencil.

50 years young. Cry yourself to sleep, death is near.

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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2014, 12:24:26 AM »
50 years young. Cry yourself to sleep, death is near.


43, nancy.

the closest you'll ever come to being this much stud is by accidentally coming to be in the same room as me.

beat it, junior.
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2014, 12:30:49 AM »
43, nancy.

the closest you'll ever come to being this much stud is by accidentally being in the same room as me.

beat it, junior.

I'm sure plenty of "studs" survive on 800 calories a day. A real man's man here...Is that 2 servings straight from the tap or 3?

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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2014, 01:03:12 AM »
I'm sure plenty of "studs" survive on 800 calories a day. A real man's man here...Is that 2 servings straight from the tap or 3?

you tell me, princess.
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2014, 01:06:16 AM »
It's not for me either pal. I dunno how he does it, but the results clearly speak for themselves.

I just dined of a large pepperoni and sausage pizza tonight followed by 1 serving of whore pussy, AKA 9 days worth of No One calories.  :D

im 34... i need to stop this mentality before i die... i love eating shit and fuking whores
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Re: BORAT
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2014, 08:49:09 AM »

bump for the romainian gimp and his emaciated sidekick.
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Re: BORAT
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2014, 09:02:35 AM »
Sev is on a world promotion tour for his new book.  I doubt he'll have time to post on getbig.


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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2014, 09:08:40 AM »

I wonder if he did write a book if it would be a hodgepodge of borrowed material, zero experience and bad advice much like his 'contest prep' is.

the guys a snake oil salesman looking to make a buck. typical gypsy.
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Re: BORAT
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2014, 09:10:41 AM »


I once went 2 days and 3 nights surviving only on pussy secretions, saliva, and amphetamines but I wouldn't write a damn book claiming it's...Shit...I did lose probably 5lbs, looked dry as hell too..Maybe there is something to this.

Carry on.  ;D
Unfortunately, as ive found out, methamphetamine dryness comes at a cost of 93.754% of your muscle mass over a period of 7 days.

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Re: BORAT
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Re: BORAT
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2014, 10:03:49 AM »
Does anyone know which federation it's under?

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« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2014, 10:13:19 AM »
Does anyone know which federation it's under?

Soviet Union.

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Re: BORAT
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2014, 10:18:44 AM »
Sev is currently oiling radu up with his tongue

He will be back to lie about his prep

Presently
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Re: BORAT
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2014, 12:23:46 PM »
He's been rather quiet lately. Perhaps thongs aren't going so well for Borat?

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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2014, 12:31:50 PM »
He's been rather quiet lately. Perhaps thongs aren't going so well for Borat?

I see what you did there...

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Re: BORAT
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2014, 12:49:27 PM »
I have a feeling Radu placed dead last

And sev is finally... finally.. ashamed

and hence avoiding getbig until he thinks we forget