Author Topic: Watching wildlife documentaries puts a lot of human delusions in perspective  (Read 10870 times)

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Just like drunk morons in the clubs/bars who try to hit on your female if you leave her alone for a minute (some, really psychotic onces even dare to try to position themselves as close as possible in some situations with an "owner" of a said female being present, for whatever reason.. Hard to explain, these who've experienced this will understand what I'm talkin' about). When I go out at night I'm very aware of animal behaviour around recently, because alcohol shuts off the "human" part of the brain pretty good and it's pretty damn bizzarre sometimes. Esp. if one has an attractive female (being 6'1 240+lb doesn't always help, some people are just so driven by instincts during these monets it's surreal.).
 It's very similar to a lion coming to kill a leader of a pack to be able to impregnate the female lions.

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Just like drunk morons in the clubs/bars who try to hit on your female if you leave her alone for a minute (some, really psychotic onces even dare to try to position themselves as close as possible in some situations with an "owner" of a said female being present, for whatever reason.. Hard to explain, these who've experienced this will understand what I'm talkin' about). When I go out at night I'm very aware of animal behaviour around recently, because alcohol shuts off the "human" part of the brain pretty good and it's pretty damn bizzarre sometimes. Esp. if one has an attractive female (being 6'1 240+lb doesn't always help, some people are just so driven by instincts during these monets it's surreal.).
 It's very similar to a lion coming to kill a leader of a pack to be able to impregnate the female lions.

Some dude felt my girl's ass inside skirt when I went out for a smoke at a wedding last year. Came back in she was screaming at him. Smashed his head off wall in full view of security and said I would kill him if he did it again (can't just beat shit out of him or I'd be arrested). He got kicked out, I got bought a few drinks.

Normally it is rejects who come onto your girl when you are there, people who don't get that the girl you are dancing with and kissing is the one you're with. Best to just laugh it off, they wouldn't score with a $1000 in a brothel. Normally when they make the connection she is with you they smile nervously and disappear like this


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Any human in the cage would be be killed. They would have no offense.

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Just like drunk morons in the clubs/bars who try to hit on your female if you leave her alone for a minute (some, really psychotic onces even dare to try to position themselves as close as possible in some situations with an "owner" of a said female being present, for whatever reason.. Hard to explain, these who've experienced this will understand what I'm talkin' about). When I go out at night I'm very aware of animal behaviour around recently, because alcohol shuts off the "human" part of the brain pretty good and it's pretty damn bizzarre sometimes. Esp. if one has an attractive female (being 6'1 240+lb doesn't always help, some people are just so driven by instincts during these monets it's surreal.).
 It's very similar to a lion coming to kill a leader of a pack to be able to impregnate the female lions.

Being a big dude is not enough you got to have that mean look, when I go to a club with a hot girl I have a look like I am going to rip your head off, nobody ever bothers her.

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Being a big dude is not enough you got to have that mean look, when I go to a club with a hot girl I have a look like I am going to rip your head off, nobody ever bothers her.

Or you can be good looking, know she loves you, trust her and only intervene when someone creeps on her.

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Any human in the cage would be be killed. They would have no offense.

imagine sheep organising "toughest mma fighting sheep matches"

that is just how pathetic human fighting matches are


a chimanzee would beat the shit out of entire UFC lineup


at least ronnie coleman actually beats gorilla in muscularity

that's something worthwhile

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Wow - the power of wild animals is so impressive.
Imagine being a huge Tiger - day starts, pumping up in the shadows and boom! strolling the jungle to literally tear shit up.

Btw, those dholes are nasty.
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Being a big dude is not enough you got to have that mean look, when I go to a club with a hot girl I have a look like I am going to rip your head off, nobody ever bothers her.


You are fucking lame

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i would love to see alistair overeem, badr hari and a dozen of those other fools locked up in octagon with a lion




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Some dude felt my girl's ass inside skirt when I went out for a smoke at a wedding last year. Came back in she was screaming at him. Smashed his head off wall in full view of security and said I would kill him if he did it again (can't just beat shit out of him or I'd be arrested). He got kicked out, I got bought a few drinks.

Normally it is rejects who come onto your girl when you are there, people who don't get that the girl you are dancing with and kissing is the one you're with. Best to just laugh it off, they wouldn't score with a $1000 in a brothel. Normally when they make the connection she is with you they smile nervously and disappear like this


Sometimes they are aware she's with you and STILL attempt that kind of shit. Under influence obviously, but that doesn't matter, it just shows how fucked up are some people and I'd suspect a highly suppressed sexual kind of deficiency (serious absence of sex/female companionship), a pure animal behaviour, driven by instincs blindly. I can't count times I scared the shit out of these types by comming back, patting on the shoulder and giving the "I will fuckin kill you if you won't get out of my sight in 5 seconds). The nervous smile/awkwardness is always the same.

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Being a big dude is not enough you got to have that mean look, when I go to a club with a hot girl I have a look like I am going to rip your head off, nobody ever bothers her.

I'm pretty chill and friendly person, but I've learned to look mean just for the sake of that reason. But if the amount of alcohol consumed is big enough - they doesn't care about anything, it's a lizard brain in action during these moments (that's when being able to give a proper look is most important. As it's not very clever to get physical each time in these situations.).

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Sometimes they are aware she's with you and STILL attempt that kind of shit. Under influence obviously, but that doesn't matter, it just shows how fucked up are some people and I'd suspect a highly suppressed sexual kind of deficiency (serious absence of sex/female companionship), a pure animal behaviour, driven by instincs blindly. I can't count times I scared the shit out of these types by comming back, patting on the shoulder and giving the "I will fuckin kill you if you won't get out of my sight in 5 seconds). The nervous smile/awkwardness is always the same.

Maybe guys here are more beta but they always back down if I'm there. I've had girls with guys feel me up in front of bf and he does nothing or says something beta like "she wouldn't like your type" as she feels your biceps. Makes you want the girl more, even if she looks like a troll, just to humiliate him.

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Maybe guys here are more beta but they always back down if I'm there. I've had girls with guys feel me up in front of bf and he does nothing or says something beta like "she wouldn't like your type" as she feels your biceps. Makes you want the girl more, even if she looks like a troll, just to humiliate him.

Have this happened a week ago. My friend introduced me to a girl he knows, we started chatting, etc.. her bf came back from somewhere and instantly got defensive (I'm like twice as big and quite a lot taller than him and I was taling to his gf.. That's understandable.). I stopped talking to her out of respect, but she kept saying something to me, her bf was getting even more uncomfortable, started hugging her, etc... And the most fucked up part was, I turn my head to her, her bf is talking to someone at a opposite side, and she's looking me into the eyes and smiling. That was pretty damn awkward, if I'd catch my gf doing this to someone - she'd go home alone.
 Animal behavior.

p.s - maybe not more beta, maybe they just drink less.

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Heyenas would rip those fucking dogs apart


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Have this happened a week ago. My friend introduced me to a girl he knows, we started chatting, etc.. her bf came back from somewhere and instantly got defensive (I'm like twice as big and quite a lot taller than him and I was taling to his gf.. That's understandable.). I stopped talking to her out of respect, but she kept saying something to me, her bf was getting even more uncomfortable, started hugging her, etc... And the most fucked up part was, I turn my head to her, her bf is taling to someone at a opposite side, and she's looking me into the eyes and smiling. That was pretty damn awkward, if I'd catch my gf doing this to someone - she'd go home alone.

p.s - maybe not more beta, maybe they just drink less.
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Have this happened a week ago. My friend introduced me to a girl he knows, we started chatting, etc.. her bf came back from somewhere and instantly got defensive (I'm like twice as big and quite a lot taller than him and I was taling to his gf.. That's understandable.). I stopped talking to her out of respect, but she kept saying something to me, her bf was getting even more uncomfortable, started hugging her, etc... And the most fucked up part was, I turn my head to her, her bf is taling to someone at a opposite side, and she's looking me into the eyes and smiling. That was pretty damn awkward, if I'd catch my gf doing this to someone - she'd go home alone.

p.s - maybe not more beta, maybe they just drink less.

I learned to tell difference between girls that would seek such attention and real women a long time ago. Main factor was age but mate is 20 and has a stand up gf and I see that quality in her.

As for drink less, I'm Irish. Come on...

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I learned to tell difference between girls that would seek such attention and real women a long time ago. Main factor was age but mate is 20 and has a stand up gf and I see that quality in her.

As for drink less, I'm Irish. Come on...

Yeah, but it often depends on upbringing and well.. I guess - blood ("It's in her blood" as the saying goes).

Irish. Well then it's not the case.
 When I'm around I've had a drunk guy comming over to actually start a conversation with my gf only once. The second I took him by his throat and offered a way out before it's too late it was like he snapped out of trance, very strange to witness, he was obviously scared and desperate, but before that he managed to slowly sneak next to us and ask some strange shit. (she is tall blonde and has D sized boobs, works wonders on drunk human/animal-male brains I guess.).

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Does that silverback even squat?? Hamstrings are pathetic and where are the striated glutes??  He should hang himself from the nearest tree.

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Does that silverback even squat?? Hamstrings are pathetic and where are the striated glutes??  He should hang himself from the nearest tree.


With their sheer body mass @ 400LB, strength, and teeth..... Gorillas don't need to lift


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that being said, ronnie could hold his own against a silverback in a posedown

Yeah people have a really distorted view of what danger is and what it means to be dangerous or alive for that matter.

Last night I went for a walk to look at the stars(there is no moon for the next few nights)

Anyway I went without a cell phone, lighter or any supplies into the complete dark on total geeky impulse.

By the time I got far enough from town to actually see the stars, I realized just how vulnerable I was and how safe even the toughest mofo is.

in the woods alone anything can fucking ruin you. A bear, a coyote, fuck tripping or falling due to poor vision can put you in a wheel chair. Simple things like needing to take a shit or getting away from flies are luxuries.

Obviously we've all been in the woods and it rarely feels dangerous, but going without any form of backup, firestarter, the ability to see, etc is fucking trippy. We all live 50 miles give or take from the absolute edge yet never think about taking a look

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Yeah people have a really distorted view of what danger is and what it means to be dangerous or alive for that matter.

Last night I went for a walk to look at the stars(there is no moon for the next few nights)

Anyway I went without a cell phone, lighter or any supplies into the complete dark on total geeky impulse.

By the time I got far enough from town to actually see the stars, I realized just how vulnerable I was and how safe even the toughest mofo is.

in the woods alone anything can fucking ruin you. A bear, a coyote, fuck tripping or falling due to poor vision can put you in a wheel chair. Simple things like needing to take a shit or getting away from flies are luxuries.

Obviously we've all been in the woods and it rarely feels dangerous, but going without any form of backup, firestarter, the ability to see, etc is fucking trippy. We all live 50 miles give or take from the absolute edge yet never think about taking a look


That is something I miss in Ireland. The last wolf here was killed in 1700s. No bears, no wild hogs. Nothing. Worst you could stray across in a woodland area is some doggers or a drug deal. End result is wild overpopulation of deer and rabbits with end result of crop destruction and deers killing drivers but hippies don't understand those arguments. Foxes eat from bins if you're wondering.

I get distracted in gym looking at rabbits outside. There were none a year ago. 6 or 7 at start of summer, Must be 30 or 40 now.