What most bald men think they look like

[ENZO]

O'hearn has a wig?   I thought it was plugs.

It's a wig for sure

[anabolichalo]

rich piana makes it sorta work

[Costanza]

rich piana makes it sorta work

How's your hairline holding up?

[anabolichalo]

How's your hairline holding up?

i think it hasnt changed

i've been taking 5 mg finasteride per day the last few months

i cut hair short tho i'm not sure if it's an improvement but definitely i dont have to pay a barber now

dominican chick thought it looks good but she was also saying my dick is big she just blowing smoke up my ass to tie me down

i dumped her soonafter

[Andy Griffin]

i think it hasnt changed

i've been taking 5 mg finasteride per day the last few months

i cut hair short tho i'm not sure if it's an improvement but definitely i dont have to pay a barber now

dominican chick thought it looks good but she was also saying my dick is big she just blowing smoke up my ass to tie me down

i dumped her soonafter

soon you will get all the girls

[Costanza]

i think it hasnt changed

i've been taking 5 mg finasteride per day the last few months

i cut hair short tho i'm not sure if it's an improvement but definitely i dont have to pay a barber now

dominican chick thought it looks good but she was also saying my dick is big she just blowing smoke up my ass to tie me down

i dumped her soonafter

Yes it sounds like it, you can't trust those Dominican hoes.

[anabolichalo]

Yes it sounds like it, you can't trust those Dominican hoes.

def not

scambag said  she was still married for paper matters

she sent me a message that her paper story is good now and she will be taking a one month vacation to dominican


where she has a 10 year old daughter

but she claims to be 26

story line is too legit to quit

[Teutonic Knight]

def not

scambag said  she was still married for paper matters

she sent me a message that her paper story is good now and she will be taking a one month vacation to dominican


where she has a 10 year old daughter

but she claims to be 26

story line is too legit to quit

So she speaks Flemish too 

Belgium is magnetic for central American chicks  , poor old USA nobody want to go there anymore 

+ traveling from Dominica to EU is much much "cheaper'' than walking across Rio Grande 

[Frank Clairmonte]

sounds great, from where i can import some beyoncé look-alike?

[thebrink]

Male Pattern Baldness isn't "earned", it's inherited crappy genetics. You're bald, I'm not.  Deal with it.

Wrong there are plenty of hideous revolting fat blobs with whole heads of hair.
Baldness just means it is time to end your dna line by not reproducing or your lineage has history of inbreeding.

[Teutonic Knight]

sounds great, from where i can import some beyoncé look-alike?

Relocate to Australian Northern Territory, hips of 'beyonces' there 
& shit load of jobs like bus/truck drivers 
Thousands of unemployed but passing driving tests 

 

[Novena]

"The Wild Hair"

“There it is Fred, an enormous living toupee!”

"It certainly makes that old building look years younger."

[Bevo]

My first surprise was walking into a high school and seeing that many of the girls looked 25 (not what I remember!).  It could be hormones in food products changing body chemistry.

Why are u walking into a HS? 

[TrueGrit]

It's a wig for sure

That's not looking too realistic right there...

[_aj_]

That's not looking too realistic right there...

O'Hearn has it all: the look, the "natty" muscles (*snicker*), the chicks (or dudes), but if he had to lose the wig, it would crash down. Faking hair makes the inevitable crash worse. He should have gently broke the world the news. First get a crew cut "for my fans in the military", then rock that for a while. Just keep shaving it "because it fits my active lifestyle", etc.

Shit writes itself.

[_bruce_]

That's not looking too realistic right there...

You must be kidding if you believe that hair is of uniform nature around the dome.
Science has proven many times that the upper cranial grass regions are often darker and thicker in appearance than the lower clown belt.

[Howard]

Wrong there are plenty of hideous revolting fat blobs with whole heads of hair.
Baldness just means it is time to end your dna line by not reproducing or your lineage has history of inbreeding.

LOL, good one.

I'm 55 and still have a full head of hair. Both my grandpas had hair and died at 86 and 99 yrs of age.
Make no mistake I'm glad to have my hair, but as I get older it's not that big a deal.

[Your Average GymRat]

LOL, good one.

I'm 55 and still have a full head of hair. Both my grandpas had hair and died at 86 and 99 yrs of age.
Make no mistake I'm glad to have my hair, but as I get older it's not that big a deal.

Yes but you're one of the bigger buffoons out here. Probably have Bozo hair.

[Howard]

Yes but you're one of the bigger buffoons out here. Probably have Bozo hair.

LOL , " Bozo hair" , I spit my drink out from cracking up. Classic getbig zinger .

[Archer77]

LOL , " Bozo hair" , I spit my drink out from cracking up. Classic getbig zinger .

You have good hair.

[Howard]

You have good hair.

If I ever shave my ass, I'll be happy to donate it to a balding getbigger in need of some transplant plugs.

[Archer77]

If I ever shave my ass, I'll be happy to donate it to a balding getbigger in need of some transplant plugs.

I hope I just shot to the top of the recipient list

[Donny]

I hope I just shot to the top of the recipient list

[funk51]

 

[funk51]

 

but it magically grew back as he aged.