What most bald men think they look like

[anabolichalo]

ive had aslight receading hairline since i was a kid, barber used to tell me id be bald by 20,im 49 now n hairline is still the same n i got full head of hair on top of head also,no bald spots at all. barbers dont always know what they r talking about

you beat the odds

generally he would have been right

[Archer77]

you beat the odds

generally he would have been right

Some men recede for a while then the recession stops or slows considerably.  It's all a genetic lottery.  I would have thicker hair than I do now if I hadn't ran a few cycles.

[YngiweRhoads]

If you are in your 40ies not having lost a hair you are having high estrogen levels. You will have feminine facial features and appearance, that will just anoy everybody.

Just creepy, in a plastic surgery, botox filled trophy wife faces kind of way.

Bullshit.

Every single old guy I know with thick hair looks the most masculine. Strong jawline, strong beard etc.

Epic failed attempt at marginalizing your superiors.

[thebrink]

Some men recede for a while then the recession stops or slows considerably.  It's all a genetic lottery.  I would have thicker hair than I do now if I hadn't ran a few cycles.

Yeah, but why the top of the head of all places?

[_bruce_]

After I lost most of my hair the recession stopped completely. 
My cranium feels like an American business during 1929.

[peruke]

It's a wig for sure

Nice orange toupee You can see the glue at the forehead, where its pressed on his bald pate

[anabolichalo]

toupet is even worse than bald

it is epitome of insecurity

[_aj_]

toupet is even worse than bald

it is epitome of insecurity

Is the toupee better or worse than the head tattoo in the hierarchy of follicular insecurity?

[anabolichalo]

Is the toupee better or worse than the head tattoo in the hierarchy of follicular insecurity?

tough question

both insanely insecure

but you can take a wig off you cant take the tattoo off