Random AnabolicHalo ramblings

[Palpatine Q]

I have zero issues with you.

Definitely nothing personal. If I say something its 100% in the spirit of getbig ball busting.

Nothing personal and nothing I wouldn't say directly to you IRL.

cool.

air

cleared

[anabolichalo]

Don't U penis pump anymore 

i rarely do it because i'm not sure if it works and so may be waste of time

need conclusive evidence it works

[anabolichalo]

I don't think it is possible to be an alpha male with a small cock.

Can you imagine a guy who acts alpha, everyone thinks is alpha, goes back to a girls place.

She pulls down his pants and is greeted with a 4" little pecker.

Instant betafication.

why do people always exagerate

anything under 8" is basically a small cock

and who really has a 4" cock

unless you mean flacid

[BigNJ]

You can always opt for surgery.

[muscleman-2013]

there are entire forums dedicated to it but pretty much all talk with no pictors for evidence

is this an epic troll?

 

I found a good technique that really works and the results are permanent. 

[muscleman-2013]

According to studies average is around 5.5"

 

Ever ask yourself why anabolichano's wife left him?  Maybe he has a tiny weeny?

[heenok]

i rarely do it because i'm not sure if it works and so may be waste of time

need conclusive evidence it works

wait you actually BOUGHT a penis pump
like put your credit card number and everything ?

are you that desperate ? jesus christ

i should be selling those
those small cocked fools will buy ANYTHING

[gmflex]

Trust me, im not scared of a guy who eats chicken nuggets and pizza bagel bites 

 

[gracie bjj]

You seem to know Jim very personally.

 

[YngiweRhoads]

Nothing says beta more than caring about what the fuck women want.

[heenok]

Damn, some posts from a "mom" forum:

I once had sex with a micro-penis man. It was a shock. No warning... I had only had one other sexual partner at the time, but I knew it was bad. I couldn't even feel him. Most horrible sexual experience ever. I remained friends with him afterwards, but told him *something just didn't feel right*. He assumed that I meant, we were better off as friends. I guess that's one way to look at it. :-/

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I dated a guy that was pretty small once .... I never measured, but the thing was about like my pinky finger.  He did warn me ahead of time and what he lacked in that area, he made up for with his mouth 0_o

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I dated a guy who had a small one, but not micro. If I put 2 finger together thats about how big this guy was. I do believe they would call that a pencil dick. It looked as if he didn't hit puberty yet and he was in his 20s

After another post yesterday I looked it up and i cant believe that would be true. I never knew they could be so small.

I don't think i could last with a guy like that, but I know i wouldnt laugh at him if he showed me. I think some women are mean and would laugh in his face. Its not the guys fault and imagine what he is dealing with everytime he gets with some chick and the fear he has to be laughed at or rejected. It has to be a sad life.

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I once dated a guy who had a little guy, we dated for awhile and we "tried" to have sex but he couldnt satisfy me (I even had him try oral but he was BAD at it), the only time he could satisfy me was when he used my viberator on me. We ended up breaking up after dating 4 months (his penis size was not the only factor)

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I was married to a man that was small in the penis department in size and was as big around as maybe my thumb. We had kids together, his size sure didn't hinder how strong his sperm were. Yes it was hard at times to do some positions. Sex got boring at times that is for sure but like I said the sex ok. As for the other small dude I was with he was even smaller and every time we went to have sex his penis would go off before we could actually have sex. I am now married to a man that is quite different in size then my ex husband. Now sex is painful at times but we can do different positions to spice things up.

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I dated a guy who was smaller than my thumb. He didn't tell me. We were making out and he put my hand down his pants. I didn't know what to think or do. I just stopped and told him I wasn't ready for that. Played it off like he was rushing me. I ended breaking up with him, told him he was rushing me.

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My husband is a black guy... And you know what they say lol i could never go from his HUGE penis to something that doesnt even fully enter me. The guy i dated before my husband, had an average size, but i wouldnt always cum with him, but with my husband i have amazing sex every single time!

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I slept with a "micro penis" too. It was so small. Like a toddler's penis.

When I gave him head I just had to use my lips because he didn't Go past my teeth.

Thankfully my husband is a good size.

I couldn't be with someone with a tiny tiny penis. I just couldn't.


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I once delt with a guy who had a penis the exact length and width as a breakfast sausage link. Thats when he was errect,when it wasnt,it was beyond tiny. He was an ass*ole and full of himself,so dont think all men with tiny ones try to make up for what they lack in size in character and the way they treat a women

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LOL, I just realized how it sounded, bwhahahahaha.

I hooked up with a guy who was huge after I had left the ex.  Ex was 4 inches, hook up was 9 inches.  I took pics of me giving hook up a BJ and emailed them to ex.  Ex was either extremely insecure or cocky....used to brag about how he was the best I ever got, how big he was, etc.  So, I wanted to deflate the 4 inch ego.

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I slept with a coworker who I clicked with in every other way, but his penis was like a pencil - very slim! He was only my 2nd sexual partner, so I know I wasn't "all stretched out" already. Lol.

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I was with a guy like that. I have small hands and he the size of my pinky. What was worse was he was a very tall guy at 6'4". I couldnt feel anything, but that didnt stop me from being with him. Him being a jackass sure did though. Lol

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i have the weirdest boner reading this 

[gracie bjj]

i think most,not all guys r worried alittle about their size,its just the way it is. when i was younger i worried but now im married for 12 years or more n figure shes still with me so i guess shes ok,or maybe shes got some horse cock guy on the side .i am 6 and a half inches with rock hard boner,not big, but not the smallest either

[Parker]

yes...when I said "my friend Jim" that's what I meant.

you seem to have a bit of a problem with me lately, anything you care to discuss?

[galain]

I have a small cock, but I make up for it with speed and angry faces.

[muscleman-2013]

Damn, some posts from a "mom" forum:

I once had sex with a micro-penis man. It was a shock. No warning... I had only had one other sexual partner at the time, but I knew it was bad. I couldn't even feel him. Most horrible sexual experience ever. I remained friends with him afterwards, but told him *something just didn't feel right*. He assumed that I meant, we were better off as friends. I guess that's one way to look at it. :-/

---

I dated a guy that was pretty small once .... I never measured, but the thing was about like my pinky finger.  He did warn me ahead of time and what he lacked in that area, he made up for with his mouth 0_o

---

I dated a guy who had a small one, but not micro. If I put 2 finger together thats about how big this guy was. I do believe they would call that a pencil dick. It looked as if he didn't hit puberty yet and he was in his 20s

After another post yesterday I looked it up and i cant believe that would be true. I never knew they could be so small.

I don't think i could last with a guy like that, but I know i wouldnt laugh at him if he showed me. I think some women are mean and would laugh in his face. Its not the guys fault and imagine what he is dealing with everytime he gets with some chick and the fear he has to be laughed at or rejected. It has to be a sad life.

---

I once dated a guy who had a little guy, we dated for awhile and we "tried" to have sex but he couldnt satisfy me (I even had him try oral but he was BAD at it), the only time he could satisfy me was when he used my viberator on me. We ended up breaking up after dating 4 months (his penis size was not the only factor)

---

I was married to a man that was small in the penis department in size and was as big around as maybe my thumb. We had kids together, his size sure didn't hinder how strong his sperm were. Yes it was hard at times to do some positions. Sex got boring at times that is for sure but like I said the sex ok. As for the other small dude I was with he was even smaller and every time we went to have sex his penis would go off before we could actually have sex. I am now married to a man that is quite different in size then my ex husband. Now sex is painful at times but we can do different positions to spice things up.

---

I dated a guy who was smaller than my thumb. He didn't tell me. We were making out and he put my hand down his pants. I didn't know what to think or do. I just stopped and told him I wasn't ready for that. Played it off like he was rushing me. I ended breaking up with him, told him he was rushing me.

---

My husband is a black guy... And you know what they say lol i could never go from his HUGE penis to something that doesnt even fully enter me. The guy i dated before my husband, had an average size, but i wouldnt always cum with him, but with my husband i have amazing sex every single time!

---

I slept with a "micro penis" too. It was so small. Like a toddler's penis.

When I gave him head I just had to use my lips because he didn't Go past my teeth.

Thankfully my husband is a good size.

I couldn't be with someone with a tiny tiny penis. I just couldn't.


---

I once delt with a guy who had a penis the exact length and width as a breakfast sausage link. Thats when he was errect,when it wasnt,it was beyond tiny. He was an ass*ole and full of himself,so dont think all men with tiny ones try to make up for what they lack in size in character and the way they treat a women

---

LOL, I just realized how it sounded, bwhahahahaha.

I hooked up with a guy who was huge after I had left the ex.  Ex was 4 inches, hook up was 9 inches.  I took pics of me giving hook up a BJ and emailed them to ex.  Ex was either extremely insecure or cocky....used to brag about how he was the best I ever got, how big he was, etc.  So, I wanted to deflate the 4 inch ego.

---

I slept with a coworker who I clicked with in every other way, but his penis was like a pencil - very slim! He was only my 2nd sexual partner, so I know I wasn't "all stretched out" already. Lol.

---

I was with a guy like that. I have small hands and he the size of my pinky. What was worse was he was a very tall guy at 6'4". I couldnt feel anything, but that didnt stop me from being with him. Him being a jackass sure did though. Lol

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This post really made my heart go out for bigcyp 

[anabolichalo]

today i open my email

see a missed skype call from her

today 130pm

"what do you want from me"

wtf


bitch this is like two weeks ago...................

 

slow brain

[anabolichalo]

she will turn 19 on janurary 1st


the glow is wearing off now


and she will soon join the ranks of generic busted up hos

[Teutonic Knight]

i rarely do it because i'm not sure if it works and so may be waste of time

need conclusive evidence it works

 GB is " "

Sucks U lost again 

[Teutonic Knight]

today i open my email

see a missed skype call from her

today 130pm

"what do you want from me"

wtf


bitch this is like two weeks ago...................

 

slow brain

She is BJ someone else 
Keep trying 

[anabolichalo]

so i'm at the club with this dominican babe

she is pretty much boring the shit out of me, standing around awkwardly because her tits hurt from the surgery

tells me she wants to go to this one "upscale" bar and i want to vomit, typical pretender, lives in a box but wants to go clubbing in fancy "high class" place


at this point i tell her i'm beat and i'm going home  (we just got there like 30 minutes tops lol)

so once again i waste my time with this chick without sexo

the good part is i was able to finish my last meal at home


i'm going to tell her if she wants to meet ever again that she should come over to my place or leave me alone

all the way pointless pursuit with this chick

[Costanza]

Why you waste time with this Latino, viscous pussy's juice?

[anabolichalo]

Why you waste time with this Latino, viscous pussy's juice?

decent every day pussy and she lets me hit it raw no pulling out (but has panic attack right after, saying she thinks she is going to die now of aids etc)


but fuck


something is wrong with her


she is always sitting in bars, on week days, during the day time also on weekends


she's like the female equivalent of pathetic alcoholic you see in working class bars

[Costanza]

decent every day pussy and she lets me hit it raw no pulling out (but has panic attack right after, saying she thinks she is going to die now of aids etc)


but fuck


something is wrong with her


she is always sitting in bars, on week days, during the day time also on weekends


she's like the female equivalent of pathetic alcoholic you see in working class bars

Not good

[anabolichalo]

Not good

i cant believe people actually do this

also ton of guy friends


lol


tired of this ho

need to find another raw pussy

or maybe buy a high level blowup doll

[anabolichalo]

she was moping already because it was raining and her hair was gettting wet


i told her then why you insist on going out???

stupid is who stupid does