Cars you wish you still had kept

[phil mcgroin]

ideally i want this car to visit anabolic junior so his mother can see me driving it with sweet 18 years honey in passenger side playing with her phone as i get out of the car with no less than 19" shredded arms hanging from very fittiing fancy brand polo


it would be a real trip

Earth to Halo-Halo plaease retun to planet earth you are seriously out of touch with reality

[anabolichalo]

Earth to Halo-Halo plaease retun to planet earth you are seriously out of touch with reality

carlos says that dreaming big takes the same energy as dreaming small  03:30

[orion]

looks like an Olds,Tornado my father had a couple of them, front wheel drive nice car.

It is. 1972. About 12 miles to a gallon.  Great when you just started working. But it looked cool.

[Var City]

chopperridder

still wishes he had a bicycle

sold it to pay for tampons

[ChopperRider]

chopperridder

still wishes he had a bicycle

sold it to pay for tampons

Hilarious......absolutel y gut-bustingly funny. Did you stay up all night thinking that gem up?

I smell welfare.

[Var City]

Hilarious......absolutely gut-bustingly funny. Did you stay up all night thinking that gem up?

I smell welfare.

I am actually from a really rich family

And I work in finance

I drive a 2014 cayman S, a 2012 x5m and a Saab aero 93

And am a sociopath

Hope this helps

[ChopperRider]

I am actually from a really rich family

And I work in finance

I drive a 2014 cayman S, a 2012 x5m and a Saab aero 93

And am a sociopath

Hope this helps

Yeah......sure, very believable.

Sub-Shitso Level.

[Mr Anabolic]

My first car.  About 6 miles per gallon.

[funk51]

My first car.  About 6 miles per gallon.

[Archer77]

I had a 1982 Delta 88 with a custom build trans engine in it.   I loved that car.  It was a couch on wheels.  A very fast couch.

[FitnessFrenzy]

ideally i want this car to visit anabolic junior so his mother can see me driving it with sweet 18 years honey in passenger side playing with her phone as i get out of the car with no less than 19" shredded arms hanging from very fittiing fancy brand polo


it would be a real trip

getting a job would be a start.

[anabolichalo]

getting a job would be a start.

soon

[Archer77]

soon

You better before the fin runs out.

[anabolichalo]

You better before the fin runs out.

i'm still saving money

the unemployment money is very adequate for someone with lightweight mortgage

[_bruce_]

I'm guessing wheel rub was an issue? 

Definitely - the 5$ hookers loved it when I was intoxicating them with tire fumes while passing by.

[gracie bjj]

I HAVENT SEEN NO 5 BUCK HOOKERS AROUND SINCE THE 80,S, ???everything around here is 10$ n up. when i was snorting coke back in the day id get free blowjobs n pork them sluts for free cause i had the poisen, i remember i had this hooker bent over neer my car is east orange n she grabbed my money n started running down main st,i chased her with my pants down n a boner n she ran towards these drug dealers,she pointed at me then they started runnung after me now. i got back to my car n took off,i yelled out the window something like(u scummy fucking scank hooker) she ran after my car with abottle n threw it at me n barely missed my car,by now she was a block away from the drug dealers so i jumped out of my car n dropped kicker her in the chest n when she was down i kicked her in the ribs about 5 times,next thing i know hear comes a whino out of the bushes with a piece of wood n cracked me in the back of the neck with it,i screamed out loud n turned around and grabbed my bat outta the back seat n smashed him in the arm/shoulder area n he let out a huge primal scream of pain,i laughed out loud n was spitting at him while he was moaning. i had to take off tho cause by this time tho hooker went n got the drug dealers n they where running in full force after me

[mr.turbo]

I HAVENT SEEN NO 5 BUCK HOOKERS AROUND SINCE THE 80,S, ???everything around here is 10$ n up. when i was snorting coke back in the day id get free blowjobs n pork them sluts for free cause i had the poisen, i remember i had this hooker bent over neer my car is east orange n she grabbed my money n started running down main st,i chased her with my pants down n a boner n she ran towards these drug dealers,she pointed at me then they started runnung after me now. i got back to my car n took off,i yelled out the window something like(u scummy fucking scank hooker) she ran after my car with abottle n threw it at me n barely missed my car,by now she was a block away from the drug dealers so i jumped out of my car n dropped kicker her in the chest n when she was down i kicked her in the ribs about 5 times,next thing i know hear comes a whino out of the bushes with a piece of wood n cracked me in the back of the neck with it,i screamed out loud n turned around and grabbed my bat outta the back seat n smashed him in the arm/shoulder area n he let out a huge primal scream of pain,i laughed out loud n was spitting at him while he was moaning. i had to take off tho cause by this time tho hooker went n got the drug dealers n they where running in full force after me

lol 

[Les Grossman]

My first car.  About 6 miles per gallon.

Very nice.

I have a mint condition 1969 Cadillac Coupe DeVille convertible. 48,000 miles and all original (except convertible roof material has been replaced).

[gracie bjj]

 ;)my 95 formula convertable,dont have it no more n i miss it bad

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

Definitely - the 5$ hookers loved it when I was intoxicating them with tire fumes while passing by.

 

[funk51]

another car i wish i still had was a 1976 monza, 350 engine in a light frame. retracktible headlights. that thing could fly.

[_aj_]

I HAVENT SEEN NO 5 BUCK HOOKERS AROUND SINCE THE 80,S, ???everything around here is 10$ n up. when i was snorting coke back in the day id get free blowjobs n pork them sluts for free cause i had the poisen, i remember i had this hooker bent over neer my car is east orange n she grabbed my money n started running down main st,i chased her with my pants down n a boner n she ran towards these drug dealers,she pointed at me then they started runnung after me now. i got back to my car n took off,i yelled out the window something like(u scummy fucking scank hooker) she ran after my car with abottle n threw it at me n barely missed my car,by now she was a block away from the drug dealers so i jumped out of my car n dropped kicker her in the chest n when she was down i kicked her in the ribs about 5 times,next thing i know hear comes a whino out of the bushes with a piece of wood n cracked me in the back of the neck with it,i screamed out loud n turned around and grabbed my bat outta the back seat n smashed him in the arm/shoulder area n he let out a huge primal scream of pain,i laughed out loud n was spitting at him while he was moaning. i had to take off tho cause by this time tho hooker went n got the drug dealers n they where running in full force after me

Achievement Bobby Sly: Awarded.

[gracie bjj]

heres a pic of my 88 GTA trans am- 305 engine- tune port injection-honey comb rims-i miss it also

[gracie bjj]

 

[Rhomboids]

Jesus H you guys have some shit taste in cars. Those 70s American cars were a pile of shit to drive. And fucking hideous. I miss my Integra because it was a nice drive and bulletproof. My GS 400 is on its last legs I think but I'll be damn if I don't love that car. Roomy as hell, built like a tank, a proper front engined RWD, 300hp/310lb torque. I wish I could restore it back to its form but I've put so much money on it and new problems keep propping up.