I would play this funny prank on her
Where I replace her prayer mat with a Miley Cyrus poster
So she unrolls if on the floor, preparing to pray to Allah, and is suddenly staring at Miley Cyrus sticking her tongue out
Then she feels hot liquid
And looks up to see me hiding in the rafters just as I drop
A giant dump and it lands on her face then I continue peeing all over her and Miley!
(Shizzo just came)
Then I jump
Down from the rafters and make her whipe
My ass with her hand.
You know. Like they do over
There in Afghanistan