Author Topic: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?  (Read 2229 times)

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 28958
  • evolving
What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« on: August 26, 2014, 10:52:13 AM »

True

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1665
  • Zero Tolerance
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2014, 10:56:37 AM »
1,2,3

Knooger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5788
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2014, 10:57:20 AM »
I'd suck one guy's cock while the other one fucked my anus. I'd instruct the  female to make us some sandwiches for after the homosexual encounter had concluded. Hope this helps.

(no homo)

ChopperRider

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4767
  • Ugly, bald Shitso scalp for sale = $1
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2014, 10:59:37 AM »
I'd suck one guy's cock while the other one fucked my anus. I'd instruct the  female to make us some sandwiches for after the homosexual encounter had concluded. Hope this helps.

(no homo)

Dang.....exactly what I was gonna say - gonna have to learn to type faster.

38-26-40

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1635
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2014, 10:59:53 AM »
I'd make the girl take her top off and show me her boobs!

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 28958
  • evolving
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2014, 11:01:00 AM »
I'd make the girl take her top off and show me her boobs!

and what about the two muscle studs? Would you just leave them hanging? (no homo)  :D

Simple Simon

  • Guest
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2014, 11:05:33 AM »
take a shit

240 is Back

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 102396
  • Complete website for only $300- www.300website.com
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2014, 11:21:48 AM »
I would incapacitate one, eat one, and keep the other for reproductive/recreational purposes.

In no particular order.

bradistani

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 70692
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2014, 11:24:58 AM »
enjoy my first mfm

denarii

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4240
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2014, 11:26:25 AM »

38-26-40

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1635
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2014, 11:28:24 AM »
and what about the two muscle studs? Would you just leave them hanging? (no homo)  :D

Muscle? Studs? Where?

Henda

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 12215
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2014, 11:30:12 AM »
Tell those two little fags kai greene was roaming the locker room wearing the famous white towel leaving me to eat out the hot females ass in peace as they rush off fighting to get there first

Rambone

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20733
  • “Billy’s taking Art? What the hell for?”
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2014, 11:30:45 AM »
I'd first commend the 2 strapping gentlemen on their 14" pipe cleaners, and then I'd put on my dive mask and go below the surface to make sure it's not a trap by checking whether the supposed female has a dong or not.

IronMeister

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3280
  • Übermacht
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2014, 11:33:25 AM »

Lustral

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5164
  • FREE NOODLES
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2014, 12:58:19 PM »
enjoy my first mfm

You mean mmfm. Or would you just watch?

calfzilla

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20790
  • YUMAN FILTH!
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2014, 01:08:36 PM »
Kindly ask that young lady to step aside while I award the fella in the back the plastic bodybuilding trophy for having a superior fdb. Then give the other fella a second place medal.

Army of One

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 30388
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2014, 04:34:25 PM »


I'd ask the fellow on the left when his left tricep got bitten off by a shark

Var City

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1397
  • Perennially Man-Diming
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2014, 04:44:32 PM »
2 hours before i join them in the hot tub i would take a drive to the local pharmacy

i would buy all of their laxatives

and eat all of them on the ride home..

2 hours later...

i would strip down into my posing thong and walk to that hot tub where they are all still there

i would hit a FDB then jump into the pool

and introduce myself as Clint

then

I would ask the young lady if she would prefer I murder them in the pool or take them to the sauna

but before she answers,

I would shove my cock down her throat

with my ass facing the two guys

who are getting up to throw hands with me

and with my cock shoved down her throat

pushing her head down to take the hwole 9

i would violently shit all over the two guys

an explosive diarrhea from the laxatives which i timed perfectly

then i would grab the girl out of the water with my cock still in her mouth

and use her as a baseball bat and knock the two dudes unconscious as they drown in the diarrhea water

then i would summon shizzo from his mom's basement

cum in the girls mouth

and have her hide by the door

and when he walks in

she would spit it all over his face

then i tell him to take a nice dip in the hot tub to wash teh cum off

he would jump in head first

emerge and smile

covered in shit

looking better than ever

calfzilla

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20790
  • YUMAN FILTH!
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2014, 04:47:14 PM »
2 hours before i join them in the hot tub i would take a drive to the local pharmacy

i would buy all of their laxatives

and eat all of them on the ride home..

2 hours later...

i would strip down into my posing thong and walk to that hot tub where they are all still there

i would hit a FDB then jump into the pool

and introduce myself as Clint

then

I would ask the young lady if she would prefer I murder them in the pool or take them to the sauna

but before she answers,

I would shove my cock down her throat

with my ass facing the two guys

who are getting up to throw hands with me

and with my cock shoved down her throat

pushing her head down to take the hwole 9

i would violently shit all over the two guys

an explosive diarrhea from the laxatives which i timed perfectly

then i would grab the girl out of the water with my cock still in her mouth

and use her as a baseball bat and knock the two dudes unconscious as they drown in the diarrhea water

then i would summon shizzo from his mom's basement

cum in the girls mouth

and have her hide by the door

and when he walks in

she would spit it all over his face

then i tell him to take a nice dip in the hot tub to wash teh cum off

he would jump in head first

emerge and smile

covered in shit

looking better than ever

Lol cracking up over this.

9/10

Would be 10/10 but no vaginal penetration.

Howard

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15401
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2014, 04:52:20 PM »


I'd bend over in her face, so she could toss my salad.
Then, I'd jerk off the 2 lads with 1 in each hand. :-*

Lustral

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5164
  • FREE NOODLES
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2014, 04:52:46 PM »
2 hours before i join them in the hot tub i would take a drive to the local pharmacy

i would buy all of their laxatives

and eat all of them on the ride home..

2 hours later...

i would strip down into my posing thong and walk to that hot tub where they are all still there

i would hit a FDB then jump into the pool

and introduce myself as Clint

then

I would ask the young lady if she would prefer I murder them in the pool or take them to the sauna

but before she answers,

I would shove my cock down her throat

with my ass facing the two guys

who are getting up to throw hands with me

and with my cock shoved down her throat

pushing her head down to take the hwole 9

i would violently shit all over the two guys

an explosive diarrhea from the laxatives which i timed perfectly

then i would grab the girl out of the water with my cock still in her mouth

and use her as a baseball bat and knock the two dudes unconscious as they drown in the diarrhea water

then i would summon shizzo from his mom's basement

cum in the girls mouth

and have her hide by the door

and when he walks in

she would spit it all over his face

then i tell him to take a nice dip in the hot tub to wash teh cum off

he would jump in head first

emerge and smile

covered in shit

looking better than ever

You made me wake gf up laughing/coughing you cu   nt.

Bevo

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 18720
  • Middle Urinal at Buc-ee’s
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2014, 05:03:02 PM »
I'd bend over in her face, so she could toss my salad.
Then, I'd jerk off the 2 lads with 1 in each hand. :-*

The sad thing about this is u actually mean it  :-\

El Diablo Blanco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31826
  • Nom Nom Nom Nom
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2014, 05:12:31 PM »
rape

MikMaq

  • Guest
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2014, 05:44:02 PM »
I'd tell each of the dudes in secret the other wanted to blow them . Hope either one or both feel awkward as shit in the tub and leaves. If gays remain they go running for a blowy.

Explain my mastermind logic to bitch, inform her logic dictates for her to suck my dick.


Irongrip400

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21153
  • Pan Germanism, Pax Britannica
Re: What would you do if you were sitting in this tub?
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2014, 06:23:34 PM »
Teh gay is strong in this thread.