2014 NFL - ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

[Var City]

official signature if i win for Rambone

"I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS!  "

here

[Ronnie Rep]

Bodybuilding related. Heard this on ESPN radio Colin Cowherd about a month ago. Chip Kelly has got the Eagles on on a diet and conditioning program unlike any others in the NFL. He will not divulge anymore info than that. All of his O lineman go between 310 and 315 or so so that they can run the Offensive scheme and plays as fast as possible. Love, Chip Kelly guy thinks out of the box.

[Nails]

Peter king just said on preseason kickoff show that  a league official called all nfl teams begging them to sign  gay sam to to their practice squad

Wonder if they did that for a straight player as well

[Bevo]

^ 9ers are in trouble. I think dal covers the 5 and mite win out rite just because kap can't score and is grossly over rated. Romo always plays well at home and prob just keeps putting up points 9ers won't be able to keep up. That D is a shell of the one that lost in the SB goldston and Whitner both got paid and are gone. I would of paid them both before kap. Bowman was their most dominate player and his knee blew up,even if he comes back avg this year at best. Best pass rusher smith out half the season prob all next year when he fucks up again since he does every couple months. Then we have McDonald, smacked a bitch up in perfect timing for goodells sacrificial lamb ceremony. This will be a ray rice make up and a warning shot for the rest of the league. That's half the defense that went to the SB.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-francisco-49ers-1625046485

Michael:

Our quarterback is a game of blackjack. There is always the possibility of hitting 21 but it's more likely that he busts when it's first and goal from the five in the Super Bowl, or when he is driving against the most unlikeable team this side of Ferguson PD Softball for another shot at a championship. Our running back is too accomplished to bench but too slow to win a middle school track meet. Our best defensive player's leg snapped in half and won't be back until we are at least 2 games behind the Seahawks. Our young defensive stud is about to be suspended for maybe 8 games and couldn't go through an airport security line sober enough to not yell "bomb" like a fucking six-year-old with conduct disorder. Our front office's plan for the secondary this offseason was, "Let's get way worse."

The real reason we suck are the fans. I am a 24 year old Niner fan, and whenever my roommate, who is a Seahawk fan and therefore the absolute worst right now, mentions the Super Bowl last year, I point out how historic and wonderful my Niners are. To be clear, I was 5 during the last Super Bowl they won and have lived most of my life watching them fail miserably.

The older Niner fans are even worse. These are people that watched Joe Montana crush, so when it comes to quarterbacking they still believe that innocent white Alex Smith is better than Kaepernick. Kaepernick has his flaws, but at least he can grip a ball in the rain and win a 12-year-old punt pass and kick competition. These people see tattoos on a quarterback and in true San Francisco fashion are able to come up with more entrepreneurial ways to say ,"He's too black to WIN!"

Fuck Richard Sherman, but really fuck the Niners for making him a thing.

Romo always get shit but tbh I would take him in a heartbeat over Kaepernick any day

Kap just looks like the kind of guy that will do something stupid before the season is over and get himself suspended

[Nails]

Ha ha clinton dicks

[Rambone]

Man, Sherrod sucks cock!

[Rambone]

I'm trying to get a head start by putting up my sweet, new sig up and it says I have a 1 character max for some reason. What's the deal?

[ChopperRider]

I'm trying to get a head start by putting up my sweet, new sig up and it says I have a 1 character max for some reason. What's the deal?

Then add it as a tagline at the bottom of your posts for the next two weeks.

*Signature Bet Lost 09-04-2014: blah, blah, blah......

[Ronnie Rep]

Ha ha clinton dicks

You beat me to it.

[Var City]

The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non obvious.

[Grape Ape]

I'm trying to get a head start by putting up my sweet, new sig up and it says I have a 1 character max for some reason. What's the deal?

Just put it under your avatar

[Rambone]

Just put it under your avatar

It doesn't fit, so I'm copy and pasting. I'm proudly wearing this sig like a salty badge of Var cum on my chin #nohomo




*Signature Bet Lost 09-04-2014: I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS!  *

[ChopperRider]

It doesn't fit, so I'm copy and pasting. I'm proudly wearing this sig like a salty badge of Var cum on my chin #nohomo




*Signature Bet Lost 09-04-2014: I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS!  *

I have asked OMR if he can contact The Great Ronaldo to have the signatures lengthened beyond one character.

You're a good sport about this.....the Seahawks looked like a prime Mike Tyson last night. No one is going to want them on the schedule.

[Shockwave]

I have asked OMR if he can contact The Great Ronaldo to have the signatures lengthened beyond one character.

You're a good sport about this.....the Seahawks looked like a prime Mike Tyson last night. No one is going to want them on the schedule.

Us seattlites finally getting a team worth a shit. Hell, its only been 40-some odd years, its about time.

As a longtime hawks fan though, im always ready for them to blow a 40pt lead in the 4th quarter.

Ill never feel comfortable in a lead, ever.

[ChopperRider]

Us seattlites finally getting a team worth a shit. Hell, its only been 40-some odd years, its about time.

As a longtime hawks fan though, im always ready for them to blow a 40pt lead in the 4th quarter.

Ill never feel comfortable in a lead, ever.

We might have to exclude them from the Signature Bet pool for the rest of the season......

[King Shizzo]

It doesn't fit, so I'm copy and pasting. I'm proudly wearing this sig like a salty badge of Var cum on my chin #nohomo




*Signature Bet Lost 09-04-2014: I got faceFucked by Shizzo until my throat bled blood cum-goop + AIDS!  *

You used your teeth too much.

[King Shizzo]

Who is willing to go against me this week?

I will pick my Patriots to win against the Dolphins.

Any takers?

[ChopperRider]

Who is willing to go against me this week?

I will pick my Patriots to win against the Dolphins.

Any takers?

I pick the fucking games and the betters phaggot, not you.

Sit down, shut the fuck up, you'll get your turn when the Pats play someone good.

[King Shizzo]

I pick the fucking games and the betters phaggot, not you.

Sit down, shut the fuck up, you'll get your turn when the Pats play someone good.

You must not know football son. The Dolphins beat the Patriots in Miami last year. They also went up big in New England, until a late rally by the Pats.

A true Getbigger takes a week 1, Patriots vs. Dolphins in Miami.

I am scared.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Was it me or was the game just boring last night?  NFL seems watered down lately.  Too many commericals, stupid ref calls and just bad football.

[ChopperRider]

You must not know football son. The Dolphins beat the Patriots in Miami last year. They also went up big in New England, until a late rally by the Pats.

A true Getbigger takes a week 1, Patriots vs. Dolphins in Miami.

I am scared.

What part of "shut the fuck up" confuses you?

[ChopperRider]

You must not know football son. The Dolphins beat the Patriots in Miami last year. They also went up big in New England, until a late rally by the Pats.

A true Getbigger takes a week 1, Patriots vs. Dolphins in Miami.

I am scared.

Saving you for Pats vs Giants!!!!!!!

Fuckface.     

[blinky]

not reading whole thread but..................... ............





SEAHAWKS BABY

[ChopperRider]

not reading whole thread but..................... ............

SEAHAWKS BABY

Seahawks looked good. I thought SF and AZ might play them tough, but I don't think so anymore.

[blinky]

Seahawks looked good. I thought SF and AZ might play them tough, but I don't think so anymore.

San Fran is the 1 team that scares me every time