When was the last time you had (consensual) sex, mate?
over a year ago 
be honest shizzo 
and i've had sex with 11 different woman (most i paid any of them was i bought one an iced coffee at a mcdonalds drive through) in the last 13 days 
all over 7/10s legit 
used a condom with none 
came inside all of them 
but in their mouths except a couple that may be pregnant 
one thinks i'm noell from ireland that i picked up at this bar 
another, i left the house in the morning and returned and convinced her i was my twin (who doesn't exist) and she had to leave now