ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others

[Nails]

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LMFAO, ill put it to rest, not my pics 
LMFAO that bitch getting owned 

[King Shizzo]

what kind of meds do you take every day shizzo

you have to be on some kind of anti psychotics and SSRI and benzos and amphetamines and opiates and gaba blockers and anal poppers

surely

Not one single medication. I am normal.

[Shockwave]

LMFAO, ill put it to rest, not my pics  
LMFAO that bitch getting owned  

Doesnt work when all the others admit its them

[syntaxmachine]

This is my type right here. Absolutely gorgeous.

When was the last time you had (consensual) sex with a woman, mate?

[Var City]

Looks like Coach in about 10 years...

could place 4th at the O this year

[Pray_4_War]

I wonder, will there be a round two or was that it?

[Var City]

When was the last time you had (consensual) sex, mate?

over a year ago

be honest shizzo

and i've had sex with 11 different woman (most i paid any of them was i bought one an iced coffee at a mcdonalds drive through) in the last 13 days

all over 7/10s legit

used a condom with none

came inside all of them

but in their mouths except a couple that may be pregnant

one thinks i'm noell from ireland that i picked up at this bar

another, i left the house in the morning and returned and convinced her i was my twin (who doesn't exist) and she had to leave now

[bradistani]

Nice

http://i.minus.com/id6zFlrOvSBAA.gif

[Hulkotron]

i left the house in the morning and returned and convinced her i was my twin (who doesn't exist) and she had to leave now

 

[Var City]

i actually made a dime piece toast in the morning also

and coffe and brought it to her in bad cause FUCKKKKKKK she was actually a 10/10

but i fucked up early in the night by telling her my name was ryan

it isn't

she rode me so hard the bed moved across the room literally

and she was a squirter i am not kidding my tempurpedic was soakedk through the sheets and the girl the next day asked if i spilled something

i made her toast because i wanted her to give me head it worked

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

 

[Var City]

driving around trying to find a lawyers office open on labor day

sounds like a microcosm of shizzo

[Var City]

Id lick the fresh shit she forgot to whipe off her asshole and drink the last drips
Of pee off her snatch too

[bradistani]

Cat Deeley

http://i62.tinypic.com/2ykgtp3.jpg

[Var City]

ew she looks like the type of stuck up silver spoon whore who asks "can we do it with you on top"?


"FUck outta here bitch i don't speak no god damned spanish "

then when she responds you can only hear

"gwack gwack gwawsk squaaaack"

because you are shoving your cock in and out of her throat so fast that she has her first orgasm in 28 years

the old whore

i bet she eats macaroons

and bakes them herself

and they're all many different colors

but they all fucking taste like the same god damned thing. why color the macaroons? these god damned whores will NEVER LEARNNNN

[Var City]

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she looks like she ate the bakery

macaroons, pumpkin pie, applie pie, blueberry pie, strawberry rhubarb tarts, rasberry tarts, custard creme, the dishwasher, the machine the dishwasher used to clean dishes before kate upton ate him, the walls, and the cookies

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

 Remember this joke?

[tom joad]

You and Booty are too much man.  Any chance to post a pic....  The pic isn't even that good.  

It's like, stop looking at all these Hollywood actresses look at me, see my bicep vein, and Booty with the straight up nude showing her jealousy

maybe (both past middle aged) the pics/attention on here is pretty much all they have?  

[bradistani]

[el numero uno]

over a year ago

be honest shizzo

and i've had sex with 11 different woman (most i paid any of them was i bought one an iced coffee at a mcdonalds drive through) in the last 13 days

all over 7/10s legit

used a condom with none

came inside all of them

but in their mouths except a couple that may be pregnant

one thinks i'm noell from ireland that i picked up at this bar

another, i left the house in the morning and returned and convinced her i was my twin (who doesn't exist) and she had to leave now

lmfao

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

  The funny thing about all of this is, 90% of the girls look like shit.

  All makeup and clothes + photoshop.

[HavoX]

For the courageous: what does Rihanna's bushtat say?  

"Caution..." Then it is muffled

[hp31]

Remember this joke?

[FitnessFrenzy]

http://s8.photobucket.com/user/mattfatcat3283/library/?sort=3&page=2

[Nails]

For the courageous: what does Rihanna's bushtat say?  

"Caution..." Then it is muffled

Caution... beat this harder then Chris brown beat my eye socket