Main thing I took from this thread is a hard life lesson.
There's men out there stretching Bar Rafaeli's bum hole, cos that balloon not has been violated many a time for sure.....I need to up my game badly.
I was thinking about this question as well.
She may be very glamorous, beautiful, and successful, but at the end of the day some guy probably with a paunch, 12" arms, hair gelled forwards to hide receding hairline, and a heavy checkbook, has her on all fours with her butthole planted on his weener

Actually I've never understood the attraction to anal sex, seems a bit homoerotic even when done with a woman.