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Marty Champions

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anyone had jock itch from hell
« on: August 31, 2014, 05:55:59 PM »
both sides of inner thighs right up too the nuts, it seems drinking alcohol makes it not itch

i am acne prone below the belt zits on my ass n shit, im a sweaty mess all day , i get zits where my triceps touch my lats too, im a fucking mess, but my face is gorgues not a zit on it!!!
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2014, 06:29:03 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on August 31, 2014, 05:55:59 PM
both sides of inner thighs right up too the nuts, it seems drinking alcohol makes it not itch

i am acne prone below the belt zits on my ass n shit, im a sweaty mess all day , i get zits where my triceps touch my lats too, im a fucking mess, but my face is gorgues not a zit on it!!!
Eat some meat for Christ sakes!
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2014, 06:31:00 PM »
Shower daily and soap your taint.
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2014, 06:37:12 PM »
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2014, 07:33:07 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on August 31, 2014, 05:55:59 PM
both sides of inner thighs right up too the nuts, it seems drinking alcohol makes it not itch

i am acne prone below the belt zits on my ass n shit, im a sweaty mess all day , i get zits where my triceps touch my lats too, im a fucking mess, but my face is gorgues not a zit on it!!!

eewww lol :-X
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2014, 07:34:26 PM »
Electricity, my friend.
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2014, 08:03:56 PM »
I don't have a solitary zit anywhere on my body and I put it down to mega-dosing vegemites. The high levels of vitamin B keep everything in check, I highly recommend getting some of it, damn good shit and tastes great on buttered English muffins.
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2014, 08:08:53 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on August 31, 2014, 07:34:26 PM
Electricity, my friend.

Exactly, who the fuck cares if their cock, balls and taint rot clean off? As long as you are a student of electricity you're winning the game of life. Fuck hygiene, if it ain't got to do with electrons it ain't got nothing to do with me.
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2014, 08:20:16 PM »
Wear shorts like this and your problem will disappear. Fungus required three conditions to grow: darkness, moisture and heat. Join a nudist club, keep the area dry, and don't overheat. Canesten ointment from supermarket will kill the infection.
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2014, 08:21:02 PM »
Crabs are a bitch.
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2014, 08:29:58 PM »
eat some kale
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2014, 09:02:15 PM »
Bro, you're supposed to shower after a day of sweaty work. You can't go to sleep dirty.
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Re: anyone had jock itch from hell
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2014, 09:11:59 PM »
You can use electromagnetic waves infused with copper piping to get rid of that in a jiffy!!!
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