The Ever Effervescent....

[Mitch]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

Thatdamnis Groinkii, the immortal jellyfish, is a species of small jellyfish which is found in the Mediterranean Sea and in the waters of Japan. It is unique in that it exhibits a certain form of "immortality": it is the only known case of an animal capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature, colonial stage after having reached sexual maturity as a solitary stage

Well, I've learned something.

[devilsmile]

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Doesn't get more DNA blessed than that.

• Movie star good looks.
• Eternal youth of peace.
• Destroying Egos.

you should see how he turns out when he reads booty's posts

[King Shizzo]

Groink looks one Corona away from going War Machine on his girlfriend.

[MAXX]

strong jaw and chin. props

[King Shizzo]

strong jaw and chin. props

Translation: I'd fuck him

[MAXX]

Translation: I'd fuck him

you= fat fucking loser

opinion matters not

[King Shizzo]

you= fat fucking loser

opinion matters not

U mad?  MAXX mad.

[MAXX]

U mad?  MAXX mad.

not really just find your posts annoying. will put you on ignore from now on

[King Shizzo]

not really just find your posts annoying. will put you on ignore from now on

You can't do that genius.

[NightTrain]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

Well, I've learned something.

 "it is the only known case of an animal capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature, colonial stage after having reached sexual maturity as a solitary stage."

Sounds like the outcome of my daily fapping sessions.

gODSpeed to my hand to cok ratio.

[Wolfox]

Apparently 50 year-olds aren't supposed to do the backward hat anymore, as this is a younger man's game. So please cease forthwith. Feel free to buy a mini-truck, though, and drop that shit with airbags, because this is common and very much acceptable with adults.

Just trying to help out, stud.

The cap is to cover up his methylated hairline.

[Wolfox]

strong jaw and chin. props

Yeah man...his jaw is wider than his clavicles.

[NightTrain]

The cap is to cover up his methylated hairline.

Epic "nobody knows wtf you're talking about nor care to search it" coupled with jealousy of peace + lack of ammos to try to "hurt" a monument on here.

Case closed.

[Skorp1o]

That stare....

[Novena]

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[D.O.A.]

you should see how he turns out when he reads booty's posts

[Palpatine Q]

Hard time believe that this dude is 50. Must be great to meet folks from highschool he used to hate =D

And people wonder why I'm full of myself.  seriously, I'm 50 fucking years old and this is what I look like. and I'm not a celebrity getting their face cut every six months...it's me.



I would think anybody would be fkng overjoyed and loving it. I know I am. And I know people will read that and roll their eyes....I really don't see why...it's the fucking truth

It's like a rich person saying they have 12 million in the bank, it's not bragging....it's how much money he has


Let's talk real for a second.  everyone breaks my balls calling me shallow, arrogant, vain.

I'm happy. I get my ego stroked 5 times a day by complete strangers. Women tell me how handsome I am...men kiss my ass and tell me how jacked I am. every day. I Again.....NOT bragging.  it's what happens.

and I'm FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD


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think about how good that must feel....honestly. put yourself in my shoes.  you'd be a little big headed too

[njflex]

And people wonder why I'm full of myself.  seriously, I'm 50 fucking years old and this is what I look like. and I'm not a celebrity getting their face cut every six months...it's me.



I would think anybody would be fkng overjoyed and loving it. I know I am. And I know people will read that and roll their eyes....I really don't see why...it's the fucking truth

It's like a rich person saying they have 12 million in the bank, it's not bragging....it's how much money he has


Let's talk real for a second.  everyone breaks my balls calling me shallow, arrogant, vain.

I'm happy. I get my ego stroked 5 times a day by complete strangers. Women tell me how handsome I am...men kiss my ass and tell me how jacked I am. every day. I Again.....NOT bragging.  it's what happens.

and I'm FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD


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think about how good that must feel....honestly. put yourself in my shoes.  you'd be a little big headed too

this was a deleted scene in american phsyco...paul allen envisions his future and what it will be like...

[NightTrain]

Lots of jealousy in this thread.

[NightTrain]

Lots of jealousy in this thread.

homo 

[Wolfox]

And people wonder why I'm full of myself.  seriously, I'm 50 fucking years old and this is what I look like. and I'm not a celebrity getting their face cut every six months...it's me.



I would think anybody would be fkng overjoyed and loving it. I know I am. And I know people will read that and roll their eyes....I really don't see why...it's the fucking truth

It's like a rich person saying they have 12 million in the bank, it's not bragging....it's how much money he has


Let's talk real for a second.  everyone breaks my balls calling me shallow, arrogant, vain.

I'm happy. I get my ego stroked 5 times a day by complete strangers. Women tell me how handsome I am...men kiss my ass and tell me how jacked I am. every day. I Again.....NOT bragging.  it's what happens.

and I'm FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD


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think about how good that must feel....honestly. put yourself in my shoes.  you'd be a little big headed too

You hit the genetic lottery. Fucker lol

[Skorp1o]

And people wonder why I'm full of myself.  seriously, I'm 50 fucking years old and this is what I look like. and I'm not a celebrity getting their face cut every six months...it's me.



I would think anybody would be fkng overjoyed and loving it. I know I am. And I know people will read that and roll their eyes....I really don't see why...it's the fucking truth

It's like a rich person saying they have 12 million in the bank, it's not bragging....it's how much money he has


Let's talk real for a second.  everyone breaks my balls calling me shallow, arrogant, vain.

I'm happy. I get my ego stroked 5 times a day by complete strangers. Women tell me how handsome I am...men kiss my ass and tell me how jacked I am. every day. I Again.....NOT bragging.  it's what happens.

and I'm FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD


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think about how good that must feel....honestly. put yourself in my shoes.  you'd be a little big headed too

This must go in the GETBIG quotes threads...this shit is poetry.

[njflex]

You hit the genetic lottery. Fucker lol

HE WORKS AT IT..AND CERTAIN BODYPARTS HE HAS WORKED ON HARDER AND ADMITS TOO...

[_aj_]

Groink is The Man.

[bigmc]

And people wonder why I'm full of myself.  seriously, I'm 50 fucking years old and this is what I look like. and I'm not a celebrity getting their face cut every six months...it's me.



I would think anybody would be fkng overjoyed and loving it. I know I am. And I know people will read that and roll their eyes....I really don't see why...it's the fucking truth

It's like a rich person saying they have 12 million in the bank, it's not bragging....it's how much money he has


Let's talk real for a second.  everyone breaks my balls calling me shallow, arrogant, vain.

I'm happy. I get my ego stroked 5 times a day by complete strangers. Women tell me how handsome I am...men kiss my ass and tell me how jacked I am. every day. I Again.....NOT bragging.  it's what happens.

and I'm FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD


5 0


think about how good that must feel....honestly. put yourself in my shoes.  you'd be a little big headed too

great post