Author Topic: Anyone from Utah?  (Read 1242 times)

NightTrain

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Anyone from Utah?
« on: September 05, 2014, 08:43:26 PM »
Place looks pretty epic. Low taxes, low crimes, decent weather, clean, cheap real estate. What's the catch? lol..

I was in Salt Lake recently... they have crosswalk flags lol!!! Not a single graffiti, free bikes, no homeless shit, no wannabe hipsters / beggars...

In SoCal those crosswalks flags would disappears in about 10 mins, grabbed by Mexicant's... just because lol... no to mentioned those bikes to never be seen again.

 

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Re: Anyone from Utah?
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2014, 08:48:00 PM »
It has apostate Mormonism. Lots of it.

NightTrain

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Re: Anyone from Utah?
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2014, 08:49:50 PM »
It has apostate Mormonism. Lots of it.

So? Do they come to your house and tell you what to do?

Being an open carry state also pretty epic.



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Re: Anyone from Utah?
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2014, 08:51:26 PM »
Gets cold as fuck, other than that, nice state.
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Re: Anyone from Utah?
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2014, 09:28:58 PM »
These are the folks who believe that Jesus told a guy named Joe Smith where in the forest God buried the new rules that describe what you should do, and that among these new rules is "Do what Joe says, he knows what's up.  Even if he wants to jump your daughter, that's ok."

Then Joe got called home to The Lord so that made things run a lot more smoothly down here since he wasn't forever coming around sporting a boner after that, which can be a bothersome thing in a messiah.

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Re: Anyone from Utah?
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2014, 10:51:50 PM »
These are the folks who believe that Jesus told a guy named Joe Smith where in the forest God buried the new rules that describe what you should do, and that among these new rules is "Do what Joe says, he knows what's up.  Even if he wants to jump your daughter, that's ok."

Then Joe got called home to The Lord so that made things run a lot more smoothly down here since he wasn't forever coming around sporting a boner after that, which can be a bothersome thing in a messiah.