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Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« on: September 06, 2014, 04:21:03 PM »
Wrecked by War Mach

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2014, 05:52:06 PM »
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the crazy thing is... war machine is listed at 5'11''

but his true barefoot height is on teh dot 5'9''

and he does not weight much, but obviously is strong--however my point is

in this fight he wrecks MULTIPLE people who are about 100 lbs more than him

including this fat fucking asshole

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2014, 05:55:20 PM »
This news makes me smile a great deal  :D

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2014, 06:01:13 PM »
the crazy thing is... war machine is listed at 5'11''

but his true barefoot height is on teh dot 5'9''

and he does not weight much, but obviously is strong--however my point is

in this fight he wrecks MULTIPLE people who are about 100 lbs more than him

including this fat fucking asshole

Yes, he tosses people weighing 100+ lbs more than him. They're not worthy to be bouncers :D

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2014, 06:04:40 PM »
the crazy thing is... war machine is listed at 5'11''

but his true barefoot height is on teh dot 5'9''

and he does not weight much, but obviously is strong--however my point is

in this fight he wrecks MULTIPLE people who are about 100 lbs more than him

including this fat fucking asshole

Exactly. Not only that the fat assshole looks like a tearful little beta in court and WM can barely hide his contempt. Rage filled nut job that he is, there is a little bit of me that respects the way he just takes on a whole fucking group.
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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2014, 06:10:14 PM »
Yes, he tosses people weighing 100+ lbs more than him. They're not worthy to be bouncers :D

being sarastic? you're not good at it.

PM me i'll lend you some tips on posting. by responding with gay porn

also, did you see the VIDEO of the fight? War machine literally downs like 10 dudes all of which appear MUCH larger in stature than him

Remember he lives in fat fuck central... outside LA in a spot where people don't have that much $ and are gnerally fat pieces of shit

he's also way under average height or "not tall" would be PC

and he also ressides in nevada fattest fucking state in the world

teh video shows it all. he's moving like ... an animal . "he was like a wild animal" is the ONLY part that fat fukcing piece of shit security guard got right in that video

sorry but, i have a theory on war machine. hje is addicted to drugs and something awful happened to him when he was young. i hope he can get stabilized and do a little time but no more than 2 years. and pay that prostitue or whatever he was dating is called some $ becaues that is fair he broke her face and all
UNLESS it's deemed to really be self defense

everyone is so dumb. such sheep people. listening to the media. does the media decide the sentence ? if it did, then the people in turn decide the setnence by proxy beacuse most people aren't intelligent enough to formulate their own opinions

like poster TEMPER and shizzo

they would all give war machine death penalty

but maybe just MAYBE he is the smart one. and addicted to drtugs, yes. but smart and not making statements now. this is VERY Smart to not speak. justice will prevail. watch. 5 years max max max.

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2014, 06:14:55 PM »
Exactly. Not only that the fat assshole looks like a tearful little beta in court and WM can barely hide his contempt. Rage filled nut job that he is, there is a little bit of me that respects the way he just takes on a whole fucking group.
Seriously, dudes a machine. This should put a dent in the 'size beats skill' argument.... but his sheer crazy anger strength helps.

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2014, 06:18:08 PM »
Seriously, dudes a machine. This should put a dent in the 'size beats skill' argument.... but his sheer crazy anger strength helps.


based on his physique etc

what gear do you guys say he is running

because i say he is on low dose test hrt dose actually

and low low low dose tren like 50 mg every day

with something like clen and yohimbe

and it is KNOWN and will come out publically (search google though now) that is is currently VERY hooked on oxy and cocaine

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2014, 06:26:55 PM »
war machine sounds like he'd be awesome at parties

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2014, 06:27:20 PM »
Yes, he tosses people weighing 100+ lbs more than him. They're not worthy to be bouncers :D
Believe it or not  , when you are a trained fighter  it's very easy to beat the  shit out of a regular Joes  , regardless of size .

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2014, 06:39:55 PM »
Now that's how you play the "Real" "knock out game".

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2014, 06:44:29 PM »
Bouncers beat down people all the time and get away with it, and the Police just turn a blind eye.  The Police must really have it in for War Machine.
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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2014, 02:42:24 AM »
war machine sounds like he'd be awesome at parties


 :)  ;D   :D

haha that's really funny. that is like a current one line joke that mitch hedberg would utter if he was still alive and doing shows like he did back in the day.

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2014, 02:57:31 AM »
bas rutten used to go out to clubs in amsterdam n look for the most obnoxious bouncers,the real scumbag ones throwing their weight around on helpless little guys, bas would walk by them n bump into them n start some shit, then KO them with 1 or 2 punches  :D bas kicked the shit of of 5 bouncers at the same time one night,true story its on his site n was witnessed by many
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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2014, 03:02:34 AM »
Good to see he dressed up for court

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2014, 03:13:38 AM »
Bouncers beat down people all the time and get away with it, and the Police just turn a blind eye.  The Police must really have it in for War Machine.

i worked in NYC bouncing and hated to see other guys i worked with abusing their position and throwing some little dude around in front of the dudes girl,i never did that shit unless the guy was not willing to listen to reason and started getting violent,even then i would just throw a RNC or a side HEAD AND ARM CHOKE on them n it would b lights out n i didnt have to hurt no one.ive seen dudes come back n wait outside with guns for the bouncer that kicked his ass bad n put a slug in that bouncers ass,it happens alot in NYC
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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2014, 03:15:37 AM »
Yes, he tosses people weighing 100+ lbs more than him. They're not worthy to be bouncers :D

you're doing sarcasm wrong

that or you need some help with posting

i don't even care about the point you're making because when you type it up and hit post, it will probably make about as much sense as the above

but i get it. taoism states that it takes dark for their to be light. and it takes posters like me for there to be posters like you.

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2014, 05:33:34 AM »
Believe it or not  , when you are a trained fighter  it's very easy to beat the  shit out of a regular Joes  , regardless of size .
This...
Seriously, dudes a machine. This should put a dent in the 'size beats skill' argument.... but his sheer crazy anger strength helps.
Untrained, unskilled, fat size bouncers... Equal skills, training, experience, madness and badness, size always win... I know many bouncers who train in my gym, they have the size, the appearance and intimidation, can't fight for shit...

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2014, 05:39:38 AM »
This...Untrained, unskilled, fat size bouncers... Equal skills, training, experience, madness and badness, size always win... I know many bouncers who train in my gym, they have the size, the appearance and intimidation, can't fight for shit...
I dont think anyone would argue that 2 fighter of equal skills, the larger fighter will have an advantage.

Thats why they have weight classes.

Im referring to the r-tards whove always argued that a guy with muscles will beat a small, skilled fighter because hes 'big and strong'.

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2014, 05:43:10 AM »
Good to see he dressed up for court

Seriously, this kid just doesn't know how to do himself a favor... makes his life way more difficult than it has to be.

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2014, 05:52:04 AM »
I dont think anyone would argue that 2 fighter of equal skills, the larger fighter will have an advantage.

Thats why they have weight classes.

Im referring to the r-tards whove always argued that a guy with muscles will beat a small, skilled fighter because hes 'big and strong'.
Agreed, perfect example the bouncers i mentioned...

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2014, 06:19:55 AM »
warmachine is a mental case, but the bouncers always deserve the beating[ Invalid YouTube link ]

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2014, 06:38:54 AM »
I dont think anyone would argue that 2 fighter of equal skills, the larger fighter will have an advantage.

Thats why they have weight classes.

Im referring to the r-tards whove always argued that a guy with muscles will beat a small, skilled fighter because hes 'big and strong'.

no doubt,i agree and i proved it many times in bjj class, the teacher was furious cause he was saying strength n size didnt matter so when i tapped out his purple belts when i was only a blue he was furious,then he totally contradicts himself and says big deal, he used strength n not skill to win ::) i said thanks for proving my point again
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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2014, 06:51:57 AM »
no doubt,i agree and i proved it many times in bjj class, the teacher was furious cause he was saying strength n size didnt matter so when i tapped out his purple belts when i was only a blue he was furious,then he totally contradicts himself and says big deal, he used strength n not skill to win ::) i said thanks for proving my point again

I had a friend who did Keoshian Karate? One of his training partners was only a juniour but had great conditioning he told me he kept beating black belts at shows because they were badly conditioned and the judges kept making him fight more to win because he was so lowly ranked by belt.

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Re: Poor Bouncer vs War Machine
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2014, 08:11:20 AM »
the crazy thing is... war machine is listed at 5'11''

but his true barefoot height is on teh dot 5'9''

and he does not weight much, but obviously is strong--however my point is

in this fight he wrecks MULTIPLE people who are about 100 lbs more than him

including this fat fucking asshole
I didn't really see him "wrecking" anybody in the video.  It just looks like a big scrum.  Never the less I hope War Machine commits suicide in prison, that would be awesome.  Either that or he gets sodomized by a huge hebrew who removes all his teeth so he can service him appropriately.  They could show it on pay per view.  :)