Author Topic: Halo, have you been to a German sex supermarket? (Read 8917 times)

anabolichalo · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2014, 08:45:42 AM »

i stop patronizing hookers

i save coins for buy shiny mercedes

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2014, 09:07:01 AM »

What the fuck would Hitler think of his beloved country?

BigCyp · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2014, 09:08:34 AM »

Tried to get there early one day but all the germans had woken up at 5am and put towels over all the trolleys

anabolichalo · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2014, 09:09:21 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on September 08, 2014, 09:07:01 AM

What the fuck would Hitler think of his beloved country?

would probably be very happy with the current leader

galain · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2014, 09:13:18 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on September 08, 2014, 09:07:01 AM

What the fuck would Hitler think of his beloved country?

He'd think it was overrun by Russian hookers.

the trainer · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2014, 09:38:32 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on September 08, 2014, 08:45:42 AM

i stop patronizing hookers

i save coins for buy shiny mercedes

So what are you going to do, a man can only jerk off so many times before he feels the need for a warm pussy.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2014, 09:41:56 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on September 08, 2014, 09:38:32 AM

So what are you going to do, a man can only jerk off so many times before he feels the need for a warm pussy.

oh man this is so true

$:-\$

yes

for this reason i am often in a state of personal crisis debating on what to do

monstermunch · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:01:39 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on September 08, 2014, 09:41:56 AM

oh man this is so true

$:-\$

yes

for this reason i am often in a state of personal crisis debating on what to do

Is Cuba not big on POF/Tinder?

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:03:48 AM »

Quote from: monstermunch on September 08, 2014, 10:01:39 AM

Is Cuba not big on POF/Tinder?

Teutonic Kinght, is that you?

smoothasf · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:50:39 AM »

One of my mates went to one of these, he said it was the best time ever. They paid 70euro to get in and that was it, beer and food included, he ate food an drank beer while talking to the girls and then two girls started wanking him and his mate off while they were drinking beer talking to each other. He absolutely loved it and he's had his fair share of brothels.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #11 on:** September 08, 2014, 10:55:16 AM »

Quote from: smoothasf on September 08, 2014, 10:50:39 AM

One of my mates went to one of these, he said it was the best time ever. They paid 70euro to get in and that was it, beer and food included, he ate food an drank beer while talking to the girls and then two girls started wanking him and his mate off while they were drinking beer talking to each other. He absolutely loved it and he's had his fair share of brothels.

bodybuilding friendly food? Did he do them raw no pulling out Getbigger style?

the trainer · « **Reply #12 on:** September 08, 2014, 11:10:24 AM »

You know what would be perfect is a gym with hot girls hanging around and after you finish lifting they give you a massage and blowjob.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #13 on:** September 08, 2014, 11:12:04 AM »

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #14 on:** September 08, 2014, 11:16:06 AM »

anabolichalo · « **Reply #15 on:** September 08, 2014, 01:29:51 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on September 08, 2014, 11:16:06 AM

oh man this is priceless

Phil Heath would chuckle at this

anabolichalo · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2014, 01:30:43 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on September 08, 2014, 11:12:04 AM

fucking hell this is some of the truest talk i ever read

Skorp1o · « **Reply #17 on:** September 09, 2014, 07:30:38 AM »

One of my ex's ended up working in the red light district in Hamburg and even covered Amsterdam at some point, she was very popular from what I heard.