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Kwon_2

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Makeup
« on: September 08, 2014, 09:34:24 AM »
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Makeup
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 09:37:16 AM »
I knew this chick with the most banging body and worst face.  She would cake on the makeup so bad you could see the line under her jawline where the makeup ended and her real skin began.
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gracie bjj

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Re: Makeup
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 09:39:34 AM »
makeup applied right can make a busted up bitch look pretty decent,ive madeout with some broads at clubs and when i went to their houses afew days later n seen them in the light with no makeup i spun my tires n took off screaming and shoving breathmints in my mouth
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 09:43:35 AM »
Quote from: gracie bjj on September 08, 2014, 09:39:34 AM
makeup applied right can make a busted up bitch look pretty decent,ive madeout with some broads at clubs and when i went to their houses afew days later n seen them in the light with no makeup i spun my tires n took off screaming and shoving breathmints in my mouth

Yeah but you always go back again.  I picked up this chick who was banging in the club, went to her house that night, banged her and passed out.  In the morning I wake up and look at her in horror like WTF!.  I just beelined it out. Saw her at the club again and of course she looked banging and even though I knew she was a dog under that makeup I went back to her house for more sex that night. 
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 09:45:21 AM »
I feel bad for this girl

She must be tortured, really

So uncomfortable in her body

Putting on war paint

Dreaming of man dimes
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 09:46:03 AM »
That girl has very bad skin for starters.

What she did is not put make up on...she put a mask on.

Trannies look good after a ton of makeup...take off the make up and there's a busted wonky faced man underneath.
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 10:33:31 AM »
And women say men lie a lot   ::)

The majority of women look like crap without makeup.  I'm surprised they don't apply it to their genitals to make it more attractive.
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 10:33:50 AM »
went from bill cosby to nicki minaj
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 10:49:24 AM »
Quote from: devilsmile on September 08, 2014, 10:33:50 AM
went from bill cosby to nicki minaj

Well said O Legendary and Renowned Finnish Philosopher (of peace)!  ;D
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 11:03:56 AM »
 :-X

Scary shit man....
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 11:18:10 AM »
Quote from: devilsmile on September 08, 2014, 10:33:50 AM
went from bill cosby to nicki minaj
LOL...
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2014, 11:35:18 AM »
I once suggested to a woman, as gently as I could, that perhaps she should get lessons from a makeup professional.  She was attractive without it but would turn up to a restaurant looking like something out of Barnum & Bailey's.  Idk if she had a funhouse mirror in her bathroom or what.  The only thing missing on her was a red rubber nose.  Something had to be said.
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Makeup
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2014, 11:43:34 AM »
I don't understand why women pluck all their eyebrows and then use a pen to draw them in.  Doesn't make sense
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2014, 11:46:09 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on September 08, 2014, 11:35:18 AM
I once suggested to a woman, as gently as I could, that perhaps she should get lessons from a makeup professional.  She was attractive without it but would turn up to a restaurant looking like something out of Barnum & Bailey's.  Idk if she had a funhouse mirror in her bathroom or what.  The only thing missing on her was a red rubber nose.  Something had to be said.

I feel embarassed for her and kinda gay for me (no homo) when I notice a chick who isn't good at applying makeup.  :-\
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2014, 08:55:52 PM »
There is no excuse for a woman today to still be bad at applying makeup, there are countless hours of tutorials on YouTube. You don't even have to buy the best makeup either, as long as you know how to match your skin tone and contour.
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2014, 09:03:34 PM »
pay attention ladies
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2014, 09:12:08 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on September 08, 2014, 11:43:34 AM
I don't understand why women pluck all their eyebrows and then use a pen to draw them in.  Doesn't make sense

It's very baffling. I often wonder the same exact thing.
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2014, 09:15:44 PM »
Wtf..this bitch would leave a mud slide on your bed
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2014, 09:23:55 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on September 08, 2014, 09:12:08 PM
It's very baffling. I often wonder the same exact thing.
The same reason women get breast implants: what you have might be fine, but what you put there INTENTIONALLY can be PERFECT.
But yeah, that shit looks crazy when they wash their faces. Even crazier when they get the eyebrows tattooed on.

This is my favorite youtuber, by the way, because the makeup is basically spackled on and her voice is SO annoying. I LOVE IT. Can't stop watching. Oh my god, her voice is killing me [watches more]



EDIT: HOW DID I PICK A FUCKING VIDEO WITHOUT HER VOICE? Hold on, watch this instead...

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Re: Makeup
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2014, 09:24:56 PM »
People were saying she is gorgeous. But that is not her "real" face.  :-\
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2014, 09:14:02 AM »
kim kardashian in and out of makeup knows how to put on a good face...
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Re: Makeup
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2014, 09:25:20 AM »
Quote from: njflex on September 09, 2014, 09:14:02 AM
kim kardashian in and out of makeup knows how to put on a good face...

Agreed 100%.
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