Author Topic: Ryan "Bench Monster" Kennelly is BACK! (Read 18640 times)

TEMPER · « **on:** September 10, 2014, 12:09:05 AM »

Holy fucking shit...

Dude got busted with tons of gear, 80k worth of gold coins, weed and whatever else...Got locked up, did a couple years, and everyone forgot about him and thought he was a shriveled up old bald has been...

Dude is the best shirted bench presser to ever live..Fuck Tiny Meeker dude is a fat little turd that has never once hit a legit lockout.

Novena · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:30:37 AM »

Did this guy take Radio/TV lessons from professional wrestlers?

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:40:22 AM »

He was deflated and a shell of his former self...
Looks like he hopped back on the Wheaties to compete again.

_aj_ · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:56:54 AM »

I am guessing he didn't get a lot of trouble from the other inmates while in the joint.

Wolfox · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2014, 03:08:31 AM »

Why is he standing on a stool

calfzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2014, 03:13:46 AM »

Quote from: Novena on September 10, 2014, 02:30:37 AM

Did this guy take Radio/TV lessons from professional wrestlers?

Sounds like it

That whores voice

He should just diet down and train his arms more to get girls at the club.

TEMPER · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2014, 03:28:12 AM »

Quote from: Powerlift66 on September 10, 2014, 02:40:22 AM

He was deflated and a shell of his former self...
Looks like he hopped back on the Wheaties to compete again.

Things that are hard to get in jail:

6-10 grams of various gear a week

5-10k calories

The end.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2014, 03:42:54 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on September 10, 2014, 03:13:46 AM

Sounds like it

That whores voice

He should just diet down and train his arms more to get girls at the club.

Big fellas like that can get plenty of pussy. The chick interviewing him was wet just hearing how much he lifted. You could tell she was fantasizing about him picking her up with ease and power slamming her on his cock.

gracie bjj · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2014, 04:33:17 AM »

Quote from: TEMPER on September 10, 2014, 03:28:12 AM

Things that are hard to get in jail:

6-10 grams of various gear a week

5-10k calories

The end.

back in the late 80,s early 90,s i was bringing in alot of gear into the prison,mostly orals but i did get amps every so often,it wasnt the amps that where hard to stick up my ass it was the needles, sticking a whole needle in your ass aint no joke and takes skill. i came back from a visit one time with 300 anadrol,100dbol,balloons with weed and balloons with herion and cocaine.all jammed in my ass at one time,man my ass hurt for a week after that

gracie bjj · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2014, 04:45:54 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on September 10, 2014, 02:56:54 AM

I am guessing he didn't get a lot of trouble from the other inmates while in the joint.

believe it or not if u know how to jail and do your time under the radar u wont have that bad of a time,its all how u carry yourself and that determines if u r gonna have a horrible time with getting into fights or stabbed or just cruising thru your bid low key. i just trained all the time and respected everybody,big or small and MINDED MY OWN BUSINESS, thats a huge factor in prison. if u treat people with respect and demand that respect back when someone tries u the whole bid wont be that bad,its prison so its not gonna b a vacation to hawia but u can make the best of a hard situation by doing what i just said

gracie bjj · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2014, 05:02:00 AM »

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Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on September 10, 2014, 05:00:17 AM

haha i love when u comment on my posts, ill be posting more so dont worry u will have more to comment on,

_bruce_ · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2014, 06:40:18 AM »

What an idiot - he swore to live a normal life when out of prison... unbelievable junky.

keanu · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2014, 07:58:30 AM »

All he talked about in jail was how steroids ruined him and got him into all this trouble. The second he is out...lol

gracie bjj · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2014, 08:34:19 AM »

Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on September 10, 2014, 05:11:48 AM

Now you sound like a child. You fucking liar.

i love when u talk nasty to me lexxy baby

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2014, 08:43:15 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on September 10, 2014, 06:40:18 AM

What an idiot - he swore to live a normal life when out of prison... unbelievable junky.

That would NEVER happen. Not to you, not to me not anyone if you've ever been that big or have any measurable success in PL. Yes, it's addicting. The only way that might happen is when you can't do it anymore. But I don't think he'll get in trouble again.

gracie bjj · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2014, 08:46:17 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on September 10, 2014, 08:43:15 AM

That would NEVER happen. Not to you, not to me not anyone if you've ever been that big or have any measurable success in PL. Yes, it's addicting. The only way that might happen is when you can't do it anymore. But I don't think he'll get in trouble again.

sounds about right to me

jephrius · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2014, 10:08:02 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on September 10, 2014, 08:43:15 AM

That would NEVER happen. Not to you, not to me not anyone if you've ever been that big or have any measurable success in PL. Yes, it's addicting. The only way that might happen is when you can't do it anymore. But I don't think he'll get in trouble again.

Unfortunately he is on parole, and must report to a federal parole officer. Long story short, he will probably wind up completing his sentence behind bars and pick up a new case for the current crime. Some people just don't get it.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2014, 01:30:42 PM »

What I said back when the prison video was put up

Quote from: Van_Bilderass on December 03, 2013, 06:52:40 PM

Yes, he would have gone back to taking steroids immediately. No doubt.

Quote from: Fortress on December 03, 2013, 06:54:44 PM

Unlikely. The guy is very aware of what health issues have resulted from his insane drug abuse.

Quote from: Van_Bilderass on December 03, 2013, 07:01:29 PM

Sure he knows. But you are underestimating the addiction. Now as he sits in prison if someone came up and said, here you can have 400mg of test a week plus 2iu's of growth per day. His mind would have reasoned something like this, "man I'm feeling really down, I have low test anyway and 400mg isn't that much, it'll perk me up, it can't be healthy being hypo anyway, might even help my organs". And if he was released with unlimited access he would have thought like this, "man, if I keep my BP under control then there is no reason not to use, I'll up the dosages and keep an eye on BP, use my CPAP machine every night... I'll be fine".... going to the gym and seeing his old friends all jacked up would only add to the pressure.

That's exactly how he would think, guarantee it.

On other forums there have been guys with hearth attacks, heart failure, livers all cut up due to adenomas etc. Every one of them has gone back to using. When the crisis hit at first they all swore to never use again. Then they start thinking, "wonder how much I could still get away with?"

anabolichalo · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:08:22 PM »

is he trying to get a pro wrestling contract?

what's with the routine

anabolichalo · « **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:09:47 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on September 10, 2014, 03:13:46 AM

Sounds like it

That whores voice

He should just diet down and train his arms more to get girls at the club.

but instead will try to kill himself lifting weights that shouldnt be lifted and in best case scenario witn a 5,500 USD check like spotto for his world record

anabolichalo · « **Reply #20 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:13:27 PM »

Quote from: gracie bjj on September 10, 2014, 04:33:17 AM

back in the late 80,s early 90,s i was bringing in alot of gear into the prison,mostly orals but i did get amps every so often,it wasnt the amps that where hard to stick up my ass it was the needles, sticking a whole needle in your ass aint no joke and takes skill. i came back from a visit one time with 300 anadrol,100dbol,balloons with weed and balloons with herion and cocaine.all jammed in my ass at one time,man my ass hurt for a week after that

lmao you are truly a top comedian

Hulkotron · « **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:14:28 PM »

That little thick-tittied bitch called him Roger at 0:36 haha

Pumpzilla · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:18:15 PM »

Damn!! He didn't waste a second getting big again.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:19:38 PM »

Quote from: Pumpzilla on September 10, 2014, 02:18:15 PM

Damn!! He didn't waste a second getting big again.

first day out of prison: front loading 5cc syringes of steroids in all body parts

Hulkotron · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:21:08 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on September 10, 2014, 02:09:47 PM

but instead will try to kill himself lifting weights that shouldnt be lifted and in best case scenario witn a 5,500 USD check like spotto for his world record