Official Harley Davidson Riding gloves w/ beaded tassles. A "Bench 300lb Club" t-shirt w/ a rip down the middle! A pair of Umbro short shorts. A custom weight belt (here's your site cardillo.com), that says "True Beast" or "Lifting Monster". A mullet haircut. A huge bag of chalk that you use for every lift. Custom lifitng straps. The 'Stingray' for squats. Knee wraps (use on every lift, even when you're sitting). Wrist wraps (never take these off, even in the shower). Otomix shoes. A fanny pack. A gym bag that you take everywhere in the gym (remember you need everything in there at all times, so you can't afford to put it in a locker).
Hope this helps!