My girlfriend has been on phone to her niece for at least 2 hours...

[Lustral]

...but I am pretty certain not one fact has been exchanged in the conversation.

Women 

[DroppingPlates]

Be happy that you don't need to listen to her for two hours.

[dr.chimps]

Why the fark aren't you at the nearest local!?   

[gracie bjj]

id smash the phone and show her whos the boss around the house

[Lustral]

Why the fark aren't you at the nearest local!?   

Gone through two bottles of wine, on third in meantime.

Looking at first reply I'm glad she is on phone, she whinges about me being on laptop, particularly GB after she saw that I posted her ass pics and bitched about her for something.

My main grievance is the lack of facts. I know if I was listening into conversation I would put forward some concrete solutions rather than just talk about the problem (you know, seek to solve it) and maybe throw in some trivia to boot such as Bishkek is the capital of Kyrgyzstan.

[anabolichalo]

i remember shit like this


i would get a massive headache from hearing her yap endlessly on the phone



glad she gone

[DroppingPlates]

i remember shit like this

i would get a massive headache from hearing her yap endlessly on the phone

glad she gone

Great time to smash a whore?

[mr.turbo]

comminication is not just about exchanging information

don't be afraid to share your feelings

 

[Lustral]

comminication is not just about exchanging information

don't be afraid to share your feelings

 

OK, not joking, I go to a counsellor. I had addiction/depression issues before and rather than wait til a crisis I do it regularly to be proactive. You think I spend a 60 minute session without exchanging some sort of fact or discussing some factual issue? The last session we started shiting on about how to fix traffic problem in my town. We also discussed the gap in public v private sector wages and how much more it cost to fix my car cos it is an import. You know, real world issues.

Women just talk shit most of the time.

[TrueGrit]

She's saying to her niece : "he's on that muscleman board again talking about striated glutes, gunmetal thongs and who will bring the best 'package' to the Mr O. He keeps clicking out of it when I enter the room. He thinks I can't see him looking at all those shaved, oiled men. The lawn is unmowed. He still hasn't put up that shelving like he promised. He never does anything he says he will. He just spends all day on that damn website. It's ok for the others, they're all millionaires. I expect he'll want a blowjob tonight.

Men  "

[Lustral]

She's saying to her niece : "he's on that muscleman board again talking about striated glutes, gunmetal thongs and who will bring the best 'package' to the Mr O. He keeps clicking out of it when I enter the room. He thinks I can't see him looking at all those shaved, oiled men. The lawn is unmowed. He still hasn't put up that shelving like he promised. He never does anything he says he will. He just spends all day on that damn website. It's ok for the others, they're all millionaires. I expect he'll want a blowjob tonight.

Men  "

You dick. Smoking outside and woke up neighbour I laughed so hard.

[dr.chimps]

She's saying to her niece : "he's on that muscleman board again talking about striated glutes, gunmetal thongs and who will bring the best 'package' to the Mr O. He keeps clicking out of it when I enter the room. He thinks I can't see him looking at all those shaved, oiled men. The lawn is unmowed. He still hasn't put up that shelving like he promised. He never does anything he says he will. He just spends all day on that damn website. It's ok for the others, they're all millionaires. I expect he'll want a blowjob tonight.

Men  "

A+   

/love the bishkek line, too.

[Nails]

how many tugs had you had in those 2 hours 

[Lustral]

how many tugs had you had in those 2 hours 

I  can't come from jerking off after five or six pints ie two bottles. Based on a wealth of experience. My son was conceived after about ten pints and six shots of whiskey. I like pussy.

[Thin Lizzy]

Nature has given women the role of caring for the very young.

When you spend the day with a toddler you basically have to talk the whole time.

Obviously, these are not high-level discussions. They're more along the lines of, "This is a tree," and "Drink all of your milk."

So, to an intelligent male adult, what seems like meaningless drivel that has no end, actually has a biological purpose.

[Lustral]

OK just had sex, more mellow on the issue. And slightly cross eyed.

[SOMEPARTS]

Lesbians have a lot to talk about.

[Tapeworm]

Nature has given women the role of caring for the very young.

When you spend the day with a toddler you basically have to talk the whole time.

Obviously, these are not high-level discussions. They're more along the lines of, "This is a tree," and "Drink all of your milk."

So, to an intelligent male adult, what seems like meaningless drivel that has no end, actually has a biological purpose.

Good point.  It drives the male off to attend to business elsewhere.  If women weren't annoying we'd never get anything done.

[Dr.J]

Gone through two bottles of wine, on third in meantime.

Looking at first reply I'm glad she is on phone, she whinges about me being on laptop, particularly GB after she saw that I posted her ass pics and bitched about her for something.

My main grievance is the lack of facts. I know if I was listening into conversation I would put forward some concrete solutions rather than just talk about the problem (you know, seek to solve it) and maybe throw in some trivia to boot such as Bishkek is the capital of Kyrgyzstan.

Repost said pics!