How about this, trainer. Just upload a picture from the Expo. You don't even need to be in it. Of course, it has to be a picture that you took and not off your schmoe jerkoff sites. Remember that google images knows all.
That's it! If you can prove that you were actually at the Expo, you don't even need to "reveal" your shitty physique.
Of course, that means getting out of mom's attic and hitchhiking or taking the Greyhound to Vegas, two things which you cannot do.
Your MO is that you'll stay in your basement and then starting posting "I was there, where was getbig?" bullshit posts.
You suck, you are the worst poster in the history of GetBig. Nobody is even close.