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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2014, 04:44:44 PM »
Ah yes, the perils of pilly willy.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2014, 04:51:25 PM »
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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2014, 04:53:26 PM »
Ah yes, the perils of pilly willy.


The last time I cried was July 12th 2010. I remember why. I don't cry. However, many times I fucked a girl on e for 45 mins, 1 hour going at a pace that would make Usain Bolt blush. I nearly had heart attacks ffs. Would eventually give up and feel like crying. Of course I didn't but point stands. Would slump over, heart on verge of exploding and nothing to show for it except a lump of a girl passed out covered in vaginal juice but no cum.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2014, 04:57:33 PM »
I came from a blow job on Tuesday from my wife. (No pussy whip)

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2014, 05:03:55 PM »
It's got to be real sloppy with lots of gagging

My niggah.

This guy knows what he is talking about.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2014, 05:05:13 PM »
My niggah.

This guy knows what he is talking about.

So baking soda in her mouth? She isnt a dog waiting for food wtf

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2014, 05:07:35 PM »
Never. I have been with enough women (read I was a man whore) to get a large enough sample.

Am I alone?

Before homo comments come I came from handjobs from women since I was 12, fuck I even came from dry humping a couple of times. Maybe I need more speed/aggression to come?

I wouldn't expect to come from giving a blowjob, although I've never tried.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2014, 05:08:53 PM »
You guys must have the wrong chicks. I come faster from a blow job than pussy. Guess I hit the jackpot!

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2014, 05:09:59 PM »
I wouldn't expect to come from giving a blowjob, although I've never tried.

Gayer than having a cat and being single. Phaggot.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2014, 05:13:24 PM »
Gayer than having a cat and being single. Phaggot.

Your awesome.  When you don't know what to say, always revert back to being 12 and in 1985.  Way to go sporto.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2014, 05:14:45 PM »
Your awesome.  When you don't know what to say, always revert back to being 12 and in 1985.  Way to go sporto.

I was 57 in 1985. You were making good posts in 1765. Neither happened. You're a dick.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2014, 05:54:12 PM »
You guys must have the wrong chicks. I come faster from a blow job than pussy. Guess I hit the jackpot!

x2. 

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2014, 07:09:46 PM »
I was 57 in 1985. You were making good posts in 1765. Neither happened. You're a dick.

Bless your little heart.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2014, 07:13:37 PM »
Bitches just ain't sucking you right.

When they do, it's fucking awesome.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2014, 08:37:00 PM »
you have to adjust your leg stance.   Very hard to blow just laying back enjoying it.  Put hips into it

and/or make it a quickie after you haven't nutted in 3 days, with a really nice set of mouth and titties.   yes, you'll finish from it.

and there are some girls who are just awesome at it, and some who aren't.   just as there are some dudes who are lousy at sex, and then there are getbiggers.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2014, 10:13:16 PM »
ive nutted twice in my lifetime and that was when they were bobbing their head like a machine.. i nutted... most women go slow and it gets me hard but thats it. and you push their head down to go faster and they slap you
real men= no rubbers

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2014, 12:29:01 AM »
I had an ex that used to do somthing with her toungue as she sucked,done the trick for me, she was one of those that would wake you up with a suck...shame she was a nutter,,,,,,,, I think the girls have to genuinly enjoy giving them to be good at it..... even if there shit, a wet mouth gets you in the mood everytime

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2014, 01:38:47 AM »
A bj is not only considered "good" when all they do is harden it. That same bj should know how to finish it. HTH

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2014, 01:42:08 AM »
Blowjob is king.
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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2014, 01:43:00 AM »
I've never come from a BJ either although I'm sure there are woman out there capable of making it happen.
I actually find getting a BJ more pleasurable then sex itself. Not sure if others would agree.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2014, 04:01:53 AM »
i never come from BJs either, i think it's probably a matter of sensitivity . those who find it easy to come from BJs are probably the premature ejaculation types, ultra sensitive.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2014, 04:41:59 AM »
Bitches just ain't sucking you right.

When they do, it's fucking awesome.

X2!

And 10 extra points if she swallows the load afterwards. 8)

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2014, 04:58:37 AM »
you have to adjust your leg stance.   Very hard to blow just laying back enjoying it.  Put hips into it

and/or make it a quickie after you haven't nutted in 3 days, with a really nice set of mouth and titties.   yes, you'll finish from it.

and there are some girls who are just awesome at it, and some who aren't.   just as there are some dudes who are lousy at sex, and then there are getbiggers.

This. I can only cum from standing up or on my knees. A lot of girls, especially young ones, are not good at it as well. I would say like 10% are good. The only way is to teach them what you want.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2014, 05:27:00 AM »
Regardless of how you come down on this issue (see what I did there?), you have to admit that the OP got some fucking balls to throw this chum in the shark tank and then jump in. Props.

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Re: OK... I've never come from a blow job
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2014, 05:57:25 AM »
Your awesome.  When you don't know what to say, always revert back to being 12 and in 1985.  Way to go sporto.

Weird...I just realized that I was actually 12 in 1985.