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« on: September 12, 2014, 04:56:08 PM »

“Global Warming” Advocates Plan March Amid Record Cold Temperatures
Snow hits the ground in seven states as advocates demand U.N. response to "global warming"




Later this month, activists are planning a march in New York City for “global warming awareness,” even though the northern U.S. is reeling from record cold temperatures.

Called the “largest climate march in history” by organizers, the “People’s Climate March” will occur on Sept. 21st, a few days before the United Nations will attempt to draft a “global warming” treaty on the same level as the controversial Kyoto Protocol.

“The Secretary-General has asked leaders to announce significant and substantial initiatives to help move the world toward a path that will limit global warming,” states a U.N. press release.

Yet, in contrast to that rhetoric, ice cold temperatures are shattering records across the U.S. and Antarctica’s sea ice is expanding at a record pace.

“Chicago seemingly switched from summer to fall overnight,” NBC Chicago reported yesterday. “Temperatures plunged from a high near 80 degrees on Wednesday to the mid-50s on Thursday, and by mid-day the area set a record low for high temps.”

“On this date in 1940, the coolest high temp was 61 degrees; on Thursday, O’Hare Airport recorded a high of 56 degrees.”

Snow blanketed Denver, Colo., yesterday and so far this summer, seven states have experienced snow on the ground.

Additionally, the National Weather Service issued a freeze warning for all of western Montana and portions of central Idaho for the rest of this week.

“The National Weather Service says a new record low temperature was set at Missoula, with Friday morning’s 25 degrees breaking the old record of 28 that was set back in September of 1988,” kaj18.com reported today. “The NWS also reports Kalispell also broke the cold weather record for this date, although it’s a mark that wasn’t as old.”

“This morning’s low of 23 degrees was below the old record of 24 that was set on Sept. 12, 2012.”

The NWS also said that further south, in Nebraska, current temperature dips have potential to break records.

And in the Southern Hemisphere, Antarctica is on pace to set the all-time sea ice extent maximum.

Satellite data shows that no global warming trend has occurred from Oct. 1996 to Aug. 2014, a period of nearly 18 years, and this period of cooling could last at least for another decade.

“Taking the least-squares linear-regression trend on Remote Sensing Systems’ satellite-based monthly global mean lower-troposphere temperature dataset, there has been no global warming – none at all – for at least 215 months,” wrote climate analyst Lord Christopher Monckton. “This is the longest continuous period without any warming in the global instrumental temperature record since the satellites first watched in 1979.”


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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2014, 06:53:08 PM »
Do you even have a single clue about anything science related? You do not strike me as a genius. Should probably leave science related topics to people with actual knowledge.

For example I have VERY limited knowledge of anything related to this shit, and even I know:

When the temperature of the Earth's oceans rise it throws all kinds of shit completely haywire and out of whack...Where some places are uncharacteristically cold, other places are in severe never before seen drought.

It is a very sensitive balance developed over billions of years...Maybe this type of "big picture" thinking is beyond your scope of comprehension.

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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2014, 07:01:18 PM »
Do you even have a single clue about anything science related? You do not strike me as a genius. Should probably leave science related topics to people with actual knowledge.

For example I have VERY limited knowledge of anything related to this shit, and even I know:

When the temperature of the Earth's oceans rise it throws all kinds of shit completely haywire and out of whack...Where some places are uncharacteristically cold, other places are in severe never before seen drought.

It is a very sensitive balance developed over billions of years...Maybe this type of "big picture" thinking is beyond your scope of comprehension.

I was laughing more that the left wing wack jobs wanted the UN to do something about it. lololololol

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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2014, 07:01:34 PM »
Do you even have a single clue about anything science related? You do not strike me as a genius. Should probably leave science related topics to people with actual knowledge.

For example I have VERY limited knowledge of anything related to this shit, and even I know:

When the temperature of the Earth's oceans rise it throws all kinds of shit completely haywire and out of whack...Where some places are uncharacteristically cold, other places are in severe never before seen drought.

It is a very sensitive balance developed over billions of years...Maybe this type of "big picture" thinking is beyond your scope of comprehension.

With all due respect, you have just spouted nonsense. So global warming makes the earth hot, or cold, or windy or something? And are you saying that before humans caused global warming, the earth's weather was perfectly linear? Do you even think about the crap that you espouse?

By your own admission, you have no knowledge, yet you speak with the fervor of a convert. Perhaps you can see why those of us that live in the world of "facts" think of you of adhering to a holy gospel of global warming. A religion that requires fealty, but does not muddy it's acolytes with information.

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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2014, 07:03:04 PM »


It is a very sensitive balance developed over billions of years...Maybe this type of "big picture" thinking is beyond your scope of comprehension.

It is a very sensitive balance developed over billions of years.......and it has absolutely zero to do with human beings.

This phony "issue", like everything else in politics, is about money.

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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2014, 07:04:32 PM »
I was laughing more that the left wing wack jobs wanted the UN to do something about it. lololololol

hey, it's not just the left that bought into this crap.  Palin got in trouble in 2008 for admitting she thought man was to blame for the temperature rising.  newt and Pelosi sat on a couch whining about global warming.  Mitt was in on it too.

The only thing you're shitting on the left for, is being slower to abandon global warming than most repubs did.  It's like they were all idiot al gore clones - repubs just are slightly less idiot al gore clones.  so congrats to them for that.   They're the 35% clod in the gym making fun of the 42% bodyfat ladies on the treatmills.  Hey, you're both fat and disgusting, ya know?

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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2014, 07:06:33 PM »
All Gore's movie was called "An inconvenient truth".

It should have been call "A convenient way to punish and undermine capitalism".

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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2014, 07:14:16 PM »
All Gore's movie was called "An inconvenient truth".

It should have been call "A convenient way to punish and undermine capitalism".

You got that shit right.


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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2014, 07:15:50 PM »
When I was growing up, it was an incipient ice age. Then it started getting warmer, so the environmentalists quickly changed to global warming. No real diff: get the US to fork over fuck-tons of money to the UN and progressive think tanks.

Now the warming stopped 17 years ago and the warmists are fucked. Their models "proved" (think about how stupid that is: models proving anything) global warming was happening! So now they come up with stupid theories like "the heat sank to the bottom of the ocean" (I am not making this up). Or even better, they offer to replace the real observed data with their models! Think about that, "our models do not comport to reality, so we will change reality" Josef Stalin would be proud.

The only commonality here is the giant wealth transfer from the US to corrupt shit countries with the UN and various progressive billionaires taking their vig off the top.

And a bunch of useful idiots to parrot the lines.

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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2014, 07:15:53 PM »
With all due respect, you have just spouted nonsense. So global warming makes the earth hot, or cold, or windy or something? And are you saying that before humans caused global warming, the earth's weather was perfectly linear? Do you even think about the crap that you espouse?

By your own admission, you have no knowledge, yet you speak with the fervor of a convert. Perhaps you can see why those of us that live in the world of "facts" think of you of adhering to a holy gospel of global warming. A religion that requires fealty, but does not muddy it's acolytes with information.

What part of what I said was nonsense?

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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2014, 07:25:45 PM »
hey, it's not just the left that bought into this crap.  Palin got in trouble in 2008 for admitting she thought man was to blame for the temperature rising.  newt and Pelosi sat on a couch whining about global warming.  Mitt was in on it too.

The only thing you're shitting on the left for, is being slower to abandon global warming than most repubs did.  It's like they were all idiot al gore clones - repubs just are slightly less idiot al gore clones.  so congrats to them for that.   They're the 35% clod in the gym making fun of the 42% bodyfat ladies on the treatmills.  Hey, you're both fat and disgusting, ya know?

You should change your name to the apologist.

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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2014, 07:29:38 PM »
hey, it's not just the left that bought into this crap.  Palin got in trouble in 2008 for admitting she thought man was to blame for the temperature rising.  newt and Pelosi sat on a couch whining about global warming.  Mitt was in on it too.

The only thing you're shitting on the left for, is being slower to abandon global warming than most repubs did.  It's like they were all idiot al gore clones - repubs just are slightly less idiot al gore clones.  so congrats to them for that.   They're the 35% clod in the gym making fun of the 42% bodyfat ladies on the treatmills.  Hey, you're both fat and disgusting, ya know?

Leave it to Rob to take a generic discussion over Global Warming and some how tie it into a response that includes both "Sarah Palin" and "2008" right off the bat :D

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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2014, 04:04:14 AM »
Now the count of warmists' excuses for no actual observed warming is up to 52!

http://dailycaller.com/2014/09/12/there-are-now-52-explanations-for-the-pause-in-global-warming/

Absolute pants-pissing desperation.

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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2014, 04:19:53 AM »
Biggest threat is geo-engineering and release of Methane which was bound in the ice.
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« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2014, 06:46:34 AM »
impressive ignorance
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« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2014, 06:49:21 AM »
I dont understand the objection by the right to the idea of global warming.
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« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2014, 06:57:26 AM »
I dont understand the objection by the right to the idea of global warming.

the idea of man's contributions implies big businesses, with smokestacks and whatnot... and big cars with crazy exhaust, are part of the problem.

dems love this.  repubs hate this.  dems want people in smaller cars and regulation over how much waste can be pumped out a smokestack.  Repubs want big smoky cars and crazy pollution is cool if it means companies can make $ and grow.

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« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2014, 07:01:19 AM »
the idea of man's contributions implies big businesses, with smokestacks and whatnot... and big cars with crazy exhaust, are part of the problem.

dems love this.  repubs hate this.  dems want people in smaller cars and regulation over how much waste can be pumped out a smokestack.  Repubs want big smoky cars and crazy pollution is cool if it means companies can make $ and grow.

Are you implying big businesses is manipulating the republican base for their own financial ends? ;D 
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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2014, 07:08:12 AM »
the idea of man's contributions implies big businesses, with smokestacks and whatnot... and big cars with crazy exhaust, are part of the problem.

dems love this.  repubs hate this.  dems want people in smaller cars and regulation over how much waste can be pumped out a smokestack.  Repubs want big smoky cars and crazy pollution is cool if it means companies can make $ and grow.
lol at you still not understanding dems and repubs are the same.

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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2014, 07:16:28 AM »
the *conspiracy theory* is that the oil companies want to make more money  ::)
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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2014, 07:24:16 AM »
lol at you still not understanding dems and repubs are the same.

Yes. With a few notable exceptions, they are all anti-individualist/corporatist.

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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2014, 07:32:48 AM »
Dumb ass Coach couldn't contain his ass kickings to the political forum so he posts in here to the same effect.

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« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2014, 07:34:21 AM »
Man madeglobal warming is a load of shit

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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2014, 07:41:00 AM »
yes agree

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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2014, 07:43:08 AM »
Man madeglobal warming is a load of shit

I will disagree here. Every action has a reaction. Do humans add to the CO2 concentration in the atmosphere? Yes. Ipso facto. Does an increase in CO2 cause a proximate "greenhouse effect?" Yes, witness Venus.

What is never countenanced is the feedback mechanisms our biosphere has to rid itself of excess. Just like an increase in testosterone in the body causes other hormonal reactions, our planet has similar. Algae blooms and enhanced tree growth for starters.

Plus, nobody wants to discuss the big yellow ball in the sky and it's role in our planet's temperature.

We warm the planet, but how much, is it self healing and does the sun trump all? Would like answers to those questions before we capriciously decide to cripple the economies of western civilization.