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Lord Chronos

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ISIS recruitement criteria
« on: September 15, 2014, 05:55:55 AM »


ISIS had very strict criteria for recruiting terrorists, so far the candidates seem to be as follows:

"Brits" aka ethnic minorities from the UK
Dumb slappers who follow their even dumber boyfriends
Wannabe rappers who have failed in their "career" and cant think of anything else to do

muscleman-2013

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Re: ISIS recruitement criteria
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 06:05:03 AM »
You left out..

Angry Arabs who can't get white girlfriends.
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BigCyp

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Re: ISIS recruitement criteria
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 06:07:13 AM »
So you guys are saying that if YAGR was born British, he'd have good ISIS prospects?

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Re: ISIS recruitement criteria
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 06:24:50 AM »
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