I consider myself prime alpha material (pic inside)

[Yanin]

I'd say most of you would kill for my natural physique. I'm barely at the height minimum for optimal alpha however my massive muscle and cocky attitude compensates.. Thoughts?

[Var City]

Here we go

[_aj_]

Here we go

I am trying to figure out how to go at this one. So much attack surface area exposed in one post, I am momentarily stunned.

[Yanin]

I am trying to figure out how to go at this one. So much attack surface area exposed in one post, I am momentarily stunned.

Please, continue

[Lustral]

You look like a suicide bomber. Hth.

[old-school-lifter]

whose gimmick is this clown?

[the trainer]

I'd say most of you would kill for my natural physique. I'm barely at the height minimum for optimal alpha however my massive muscle and cocky attitude compensates.. Thoughts?

No lobster lips you are not alpha you look like a typical low class hood rat thug, the only advice I can offer you is to buy a belt and use it to pull up your pants in the streets.

[anabolichalo]

You're black.

Not a pro athlete, rap star or president of the United States.

You fail.

and probably a sub 8" tool

[SF1900]

I am trying to figure out how to go at this one. So much attack surface area exposed in one post, I am momentarily stunned.

That's even if the pic is really him.

[Var City]

That's even if the pic is really him.

It's not
He's not even doing this gimmick trope correctly

I expected him to post a photo w a sign of his username by now

Jesus I have posted over 50 photos of myself (or others have done the honors for me) in the last month

And not even one person said I looked like shit

In fact many PMd me asking for zee cycle advice

Like I'm a guru or anything psht

And some retard undoubtedly will accuse me
Of being a gimmick again

When I have more info on a simple google search of my real name* that was outed here than most
Professionals acquire in a LIFETIME and I'm 28

*almost in all honesty: the spelling WAS wrong of my name but it was a Romanian faggat and his autistic friends who did it
So it's fitting they fucked it up
Then called it a "scalping" when I look better than 999% of
The Board. Looks wise only A23, aj, skorp,
Devil smile or whatever that finish kid's handle is, and a couple others are as top
Tier aesthetic as me

Do we use the word alpha?

Never. We just exist. Snow leopards on top of the mountain you call earth

[Irongrip400]

Skin tone too dark.  Come on man.

[Obvious Gimmick]

You choose:

How much man goo does your boyfriend dump on those ripped abs?

A more feminine version of DLB

No way those lips are natty

Option D

[D.O.A.]

I'd say most of you would kill for my natural physique. I'm barely at the height minimum for optimal alpha however my massive muscle and cocky attitude compensates.. Thoughts?

I bet with huge lips like yours you can suck a tennis ball thru a garden hose. Little muscles little dick big fat cocksucking lips....

You must be the trainer!

[Danimal77]

I'd say most of you would kill for my natural physique. I'm barely at the height minimum for optimal alpha however my massive muscle and cocky attitude compensates.. Thoughts?

True alpha males don't ask others "thoughts"?