Tristen,
Tell "LatinHeat"

I say hi
And your pro status is dime a dozen bud. Come to Sweden sometime, not a single attractive female would look at someone like you. You're a niche, sub culture, vanilla ice looking clown but your Jerseydom has defeated you already and there's no redemption for a man who has your appearance.
I don't doubt you get girls and boys. But it's niche. You get sub culture groupies; travel to the elite parts of the world, or honestly even go to Williamsburg, and you're a transparent one line caricature; walking performance art to us.
But you have booth 992.