Getbig, baby mama is drunk and baiting me with sex I think.... What do?

[anabolichalo]

she starts texting me that she saw this one chick that she thinks i cheated on her with back in the day


she says she's drinking outside a bar

i call her


she says she'll be there all night partying and drinking


but she also claims she has a new boyfriend who is "abroad"


still seems to try to get me to come party with her (and possibly smash)


but why mention she has a boyffriend?

that was a real turn off


so i said that she should take care and ended the call right there

[pedro01]

I advise masturbating to completion before making a decision

[anabolichalo]

I advise masturbating to completion before making a decision

but then my dick will not be ready to go to town on that golden pussy of hers

[IronMeister]

What a drunk black whore!!! prepare for a threesome halo 

[anabolichalo]

i'm really upset

to fing out

she is probably getting smashed by random men


all the time

[anabolichalo]

but how come

i love this whore

so much

 


what to do

[Parker]

but how come

i love this whore

so much

 


what to do

You know why.

[anabolichalo]

You know why.

because she is so sweet and adorable

golden pussy

tier 1 face

[Rascal full]

Go and see her and reassert yourself as the dominant male in her life.

[IronMeister]

You need to focus on those arms...18' inch are coming soon= more pussy.
Make uncle phillipe proud.

[Grape Ape]

but how come

i love this whore

so much

 


what to do

Remember the fact she was "supplementing" with a dildo.



EDIT: Ooops, I responded as if the situation was real.  Assume squiggly quote marks around the word "fact"....

[anabolichalo]

Remember the fact she was "supplementing" with a dildo.

yes but my buddy says every woman does this

[Grape Ape]

yes but my buddy says every woman does this

He's a good friend to you to lie and make you feel better.

[D.O.A.]

just take her back. You be sorry later

[Simple Simon]

she starts texting me that she saw this one chick that she thinks i cheated on her with back in the day


she says she's drinking outside a bar

i call her


she says she'll be there all night partying and drinking


but she also claims she has a new boyfriend who is "abroad"


still seems to try to get me to come party with her (and possibly smash)


but why mention she has a boyffriend?

that was a real turn off


so i said that she should take care and ended the call right there

She may mean "a broad", which definitely means a threesome, or then again, nothing.

[biff]

she starts texting me that she saw this one chick that she thinks i cheated on her with back in the day


she says she's drinking outside a bar

i call her


she says she'll be there all night partying and drinking


but she also claims she has a new boyfriend who is "abroad"


still seems to try to get me to come party with her (and possibly smash)


but why mention she has a boyffriend?

that was a real turn off


so i said that she should take care and ended the call right there

she meant she was drunk and horny.
she was willing to throw down with you, but mentioned her 'man' because she wanted yo uto realize this was a one time deal. i.e. when he's around she doesnt know you.

shoulda fucked her brains out and walked away.

[Teutonic Knight]

but then my dick will not be ready to go to town on that golden pussy of hers

- No "golden" pussy, get real 

[Teutonic Knight]

she starts texting me that she saw this one chick that she thinks i cheated on her with back in the day


she says she's drinking outside a bar

she says she'll be there all night partying and drinking

"Classy lady"   
Stop 

[anabolichalo]

i masturbate to imagination of her


while doing so

i want evertything from her


but after sperm leaves dick hole


i want nothing from her


funny how that work


now time for sleep


with some luck eternal sleep

[pedro01]

i masturbate to imagination of her


while doing so

i want evertything from her


but after sperm leaves dick hole


i want nothing from her


funny how that work


now time for sleep


with some luck eternal sleep

Told ya!

[booty]

yes but my buddy says every woman does this

This is true we do however not every women uses a 12 inch one. And your girl was.

[nzmusclemonster]

This guy makes avesher look normal 

[booty]

This guy makes avesher look normal 

thats my line 

[Wolfox]

she meant she was drunk and horny.
she was willing to throw down with you, but mentioned her 'man' because she wanted yo uto realize this was a one time deal. i.e. when he's around she doesnt know you.

shoulda fucked her brains out and walked away.

Maybe. Or she could have just lied about having a bf so she wouldn't look too desperate for AH, and attempted to justify it with more lies about this bf bring abroad.

But I read someone saying that baby momma never even went down on halo? Wtf kind of woman is that.