she wouldn't feel a white man now 
As my cousin once said, "Just work on one side until the other gets jealous and moves over."
Had a friend that was of Italian descent that was so well endowed that his wife complained openly about it when I was at their home. We were backstage at a contest when some black fellow whipped his out to get his posing trunks on and started in belittling the white guys.
My friend just started laughing at him and proceeded to unroll his manhood to the horror and dismay of the black guy. The black dude then acknowledge that he was way outsized and proceeded to mock me for my lack of dick size. If memory serves me I replied in a voice loud enough for the contestants to hear (paraphrasing here) :
"Yeah, your dicks a lot bigger than mine but...I'm still white, blonde haired, blue eyed and handsome with a nose that looks like a nose not an old econoline work van and bungo lips like a river rat inner tube". None of us won the show that night. Still we had a great time and Mr Giant Schlong didn't say shit the rest of the evening.
