Hired Junior as a LifeCoach; Having a Housewarming Party

[Var City]

What's up everyone,

check out my new flat in the background!

Bought it for 7 million flat cash.

A touristy area, yes, but it's an OK palace for the price. 178 rooms, 4208 bathrooms, en suites IN en suites IN en suites (Did your brain just explode? Because I just came).

Anyway, I'm going to be having a housewarming party in 6 years. Save the date.




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[Simple Simon]

Not a million miles away from Queen Vissy.

[pedro01]

Imelda Marcos looking good

[wolfrittner]

Just make sure Junior doesn't out bid you on the price!
He would do something like that. 

[a_pupil]

don't leave any coke around junior

[denarii]

i always thought he was a closet queen. the blusher confirms it.

[Var City]

i always thought he was a closet queen. the blusher confirms it.

"blusher"

i'm sunburnt as hell

and hung over and hadn't washed my hair in over a week

you spent how much money on that piece of shit mercedes you tasteless faggat?

this thread was clearly for laughs. noticed a trend of jealous twinks coming at me in a straight faced way when i'm posting something in good humor

[Var City]

Imelda Marcos looking good

i work with that bitch.

she's not cute.

but she's 5'8''

so let's put some things in perspective, my "haters"

all conveninently (1) faceless, (2) old as fuck, (3), sub 70 IQd and prone to accusing me of all people of being a homosexual (you have to dig way deeper. I'm some bad things but not that at all), and (4) are too stupid to see the cultural reference in "ManDime" and hence the sarcasm in it. perhaps try google, you half faced (excuse me--faceless) keyboard nut hoarders

[Simple Simon]

"blusher"

i'm sunburnt as hell

and hung over and hadn't washed my hair in over a week

you spent how much money on that piece of shit mercedes you tasteless faggat?

this thread was clearly for laughs. noticed a trend of jealous twinks coming at me in a straight faced way when i'm posting something in good humor

why?

[denarii]

why?

Soho is open all night long.

[bigmc]

var looks like the type of guy you could have a decent night out with

[pedro01]

i work with that bitch.

she's not cute.

but she's 5'8''

so let's put some things in perspective, my "haters"

all conveninently (1) faceless, (2) old as fuck, (3), sub 70 IQd and prone to accusing me of all people of being a homosexual (you have to dig way deeper. I'm some bad things but not that at all), and (4) are too stupid to see the cultural reference in "ManDime" and hence the sarcasm in it. perhaps try google, you half faced (excuse me--faceless) keyboard nut hoarders

You handled that well 

[BigCyp]

var looks like the type of guy you could have a decent night out with

Looks like the type of guy you could have a decent night in with watching Will and Grace

[Simple Simon]

Looks like the type of guy you could have a decent night in with watching Will and Grace

Yep. pretty much.   

[bigmc]

Looks like the type of guy you could have a decent night in with watching Will and Grace

never heard of it

you an expert cyp 

[latiuss]

Nice humble abode

[denarii]

var looks like the type of guy you could have a decent night out with

would you want to be see with a denim wearing metro sexual with no traps?