Author Topic: Getbig T-Shirt (Top 10 Most Annoying People at the Gym) (Read 26295 times)

kicker · « **Reply #50 on:** February 15, 2006, 04:07:44 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on February 15, 2006, 01:31:57 PM

One 2 month cycle 12 years ago that gave me zero of my gains today, I would still say I'm natural. If any of your gains today come from gear, you are not natural. Simple. And if I were on today, I'd want a rebate. 210lb 7% bf is nothing to write home about if I were on. Feel pretty good though.
Croatch on...

Dude, if you've used gear in the past, you are no longer a natural, and whether you've made lasting gains from it would have no bearing on those circumstances whatsoever. Big fucking deal...

JOEMUSCLE · « **Reply #51 on:** February 15, 2006, 04:33:35 PM »

Guys who load up the bar with more weight than they can safely handle and ask me to spot them.

sarcasm · « **Reply #52 on:** February 15, 2006, 04:35:03 PM »

the high school kid who yells "drive it up" to his skinny friend benching 135.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #53 on:** February 15, 2006, 04:56:45 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on February 15, 2006, 01:31:57 PM

One 2 month cycle 12 years ago that gave me zero of my gains today, I would still say I'm natural. If any of your gains today come from gear, you are not natural. Simple. And if I were on today, I'd want a rebate. 210lb 7% bf is nothing to write home about if I were on. Feel pretty good though.
Croatch on...

Shawn Ray was like 210 at 3-4% bodyfat...

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240 is Back · « **Reply #54 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:14:43 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on February 15, 2006, 03:31:53 PM

However, I own the majority of people who juice when it comes to dedication and the extent to which I push myself during workouts.

You "own" them?

Do they know it's a competition?

Alex A · « **Reply #55 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:32:41 PM »

1) The screamer. I actually told some duffas to shut the fuck up when he was sreaming during a set of barbell curls with a dime on each side.
2) Spandex lady. Yikes! you know who im talking about. Its like, Lets get real old bag... your 45, saggy and disguisting, not young and hot with a nice ass
3). 160lb Mr. Olympia. Hes my idol. Hes atleast 5'10" and a buck sixty, walking around like hes the shit
4). The talker.....all talk but no workout
5). The super setter... you know the guy who does a circuit routine and always seems to be in the way
6) Mr. Tank Top you know that guy or guys that always wear tank tops showing off what little muscle they have.
7). Mr. Perv.. The old pedophile who prowls around the gym trying to hook up with some young "gay for pay"

. The dripper......dripping all over the place like a jerk
9) Sasquach.....the hairy, fat, bald and ugly man wearing a muscle shirt in the gym.
And last but not least...
10) Mr. Consistancy.....always shows up, despite natural disasters, holidays etc...always at the gym, it never fails....year after year, day after day...the problem is, it doesnt look like he ever lifted a weight in his whole life.

240 is Back · « **Reply #56 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:38:38 PM »

Today I trained arms and I actually busted out laughing remembering some getbigger's quote "I raped arms today". Hilarious.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #57 on:** February 15, 2006, 08:17:57 PM »

Quote from: Alex A on February 15, 2006, 06:32:41 PM

10) Mr. Consistancy.....always shows up, despite natural disasters, holidays etc...always at the gym, it never fails....year after year, day after day...the problem is, it doesnt look like he ever lifted a weight in his whole life.

I know this guy

Croatch · « **Reply #58 on:** February 15, 2006, 09:01:22 PM »

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Today I trained arms and I actually busted out laughing remembering some getbigger's quote "I raped arms today". Hilarious.

Yeah, I often hear Sarcasm when I see people who look good and look for a flaw, then hit them with the, MONSTER TRICEPS, followed by, WHAT A BEAST!! (to myself of course) Classic.

240 is Back · « **Reply #59 on:** February 15, 2006, 09:12:44 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on February 15, 2006, 09:01:22 PM

Yeah, I often hear Sarcasm when I see people who look good and look for a flaw, then hit them with the, MONSTER TRICEPS, followed by, WHAT A BEAST!! (to myself of course) Classic.

Yeah, I saw a bunch of high school juniors lifting. The four of them might have weighed 500 pounds total. They were benching 85 for 3 reps and yelling at each other. I almost hit sarcasm on the nextel for an insult.

sarcasm · « **Reply #60 on:** February 16, 2006, 08:10:14 AM »

thanks guys.

Mars · « **Reply #61 on:** February 16, 2006, 08:12:57 AM »

Yes he's a legend.

triple_pickle · « **Reply #62 on:** February 16, 2006, 11:20:54 AM »

there's an old lady in my gym - always wears spandex and an i-pod and sings along out loud, even during a set. one of these days i will tell her to shut the f*** up. we call her "mariah carey."

gymrat1 · « **Reply #63 on:** February 16, 2006, 12:31:55 PM »

Here's my Top 10 list of Annoying People at the Gym:

1. Ones who exercise in the sauna/steam room.
2. Ones who talk or ß!+©# a lot.
3. Johnny/Janey Cell Phone.
4. Ones who shadowbox in non-boxing gyms.
5. Ones who do head-stands in non-yoga gyms.
6. Ones who are seemingly always at the gym.
7. Ones who sit on the Nautilus machines, and don't exercise.
8. Old ones who hang out by the pool, and stare at me with mean faces.
9. Ones who think they have to look cool 24/7.
10. Ones who wear shorts/short skirts outdoors in the winter.

jpeso · « **Reply #64 on:** February 16, 2006, 12:57:32 PM »

1, Guy who trains with GF, er actually GF trains guy
2. Talker: Has to start a conversation EVERY FUCKING time you see each other
3. Boxing in a non-boxing gym- Does he realize that we're not looking at him because we're interested or think he's da man?
4. Pretty boy- always gelled up hair and perfect fitting tight gym short-
5. Doesn't know shit trainer: see above

And that monster triceps shit crossed my mind last week when some HS kids were doinf skull crushers

a getbig legend is born

Croatch · « **Reply #65 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:13:31 PM »

MONSTER TRICEPS RONNIE! WHAT A BEAST!!! I'm scared.

sarcasm · « **Reply #66 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:14:12 PM »

Quote from: jpeso on February 16, 2006, 12:57:32 PM

1, Guy who trains with GF, er actually GF trains guy
2. Talker: Has to start a conversation EVERY FUCKING time you see each other
3. Boxing in a non-boxing gym- Does he realize that we're not looking at him because we're interested or think he's da man?
4. Pretty boy- always gelled up hair and perfect fitting tight gym short-
5. Doesn't know shit trainer: see above
And that monster triceps shit crossed my mind last week when some HS kids were doinf skull crushers
a getbig legend is born

hahahaha, we've got a lot of those perfect gelled up hair, blemish free skinned "personal trainers" and salesmen at the gym, these guys look like they would need ten years of therapy if one hair was out of place or if they had one zit.

jpeso · « **Reply #67 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:18:34 PM »

i could understand it if you every tried to talk to any of the chicks at the gym, but why dress like apussy for you workout partner? These guys stand together at the bench press and talk about the wild parties they were at last week. RRRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT

This could lead to another point on the shirt
6. group of guys who hang at the benchpress for 30 minutes+, then leave

Eat2Grow · « **Reply #68 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:21:39 PM »

Quote from: gymrat1 on February 16, 2006, 12:31:55 PM

Here's my Top 10 list of Annoying People at the Gym:
1. Ones who exercise in the sauna/steam room.
2. Ones who talk or ß!+©# a lot.
3. Johnny/Janey Cell Phone.
4. Ones who shadowbox in non-boxing gyms.
5. Ones who do head-stands in non-yoga gyms.
6. Ones who are seemingly always at the gym.
7. Ones who sit on the Nautilus machines, and don't exercise.
8. Old ones who hang out by the pool, and stare at me with mean faces.
9. Ones who think they have to look cool 24/7.
10. Ones who wear shorts/short skirts outdoors in the winter.

I wear short in the winter. But then again I am in San Diego where it was 85 yesterday, and 75 Christmas Day. Yessss year round summer.

jpeso · « **Reply #69 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:33:44 PM »

Yah, shorts are ALWAYS in Florida

gymliftertom · « **Reply #70 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:19:25 PM »

Gotta agree with Earl, Hate it when people do barbell curls at the squat rack. That has to make the list!

Quickerblade · « **Reply #71 on:** February 16, 2006, 10:09:24 PM »

Quote from: joshberry2000 on February 16, 2006, 04:31:32 PM

OR SOME LIITLE DUDE WHO ROLLS UP WITH A TANK TOP AND TIMBERLANDS THAT AREN'T TIED WTF IS THAT
THIS IS A GYM NOT A FASHION SHOW !

Puff daddy dresses like that

candidate2025 · « **Reply #72 on:** February 16, 2006, 10:13:16 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 16, 2006, 04:46:22 AM

Holy shit!! It must be contagious, coz I too have a quiet grin to myself after thinking MONSTER TRICEPS when looking at skinny f*ckers training. Given that I'm all the way down in NZ, it must henceforth be acknowledged that Sarcasm has truly achieved worldly fame

same here! aha

candidate2025 · « **Reply #73 on:** February 16, 2006, 10:17:17 PM »

its gonna be funny wearing this shirt oint the gym and having the people read about themselves on your shirt!

Croatch · « **Reply #74 on:** February 16, 2006, 10:38:04 PM »

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its gonna be funny wearing this shirt oint the gym and having the people read about themselves on your shirt!

That's the point. If I provide what the shirt will say, who will buy one for $20? Good quality with pic provided for sizing. And lastly, sleeveless or short sleeved?