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JOHN MATRIX

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getting test levels checked
« on: February 13, 2006, 08:46:13 PM »
im going in for routine bloodwork in a few days, and i as wondering, are test levels one of the things they check? i suspect for many reasons that mine might be on the low side, so i wanted to find out what they were. is this something i have to request before hand, or is it something they only do for older guys?
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2006, 08:49:11 PM »

 Don't worry as your estrogen levels increase and your test levels drop just buy your self a bra and you are good to go.
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2006, 08:54:16 PM »
eat like crap, don't lift, stay up super late, and fight with your woman all week.

Then, go in there, test very low, and get some hormone replacement therapy.  Then, add 20 pounds of muscle to your frame, and buy a website from me so you can show your progress to the world  ;D
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2006, 08:59:16 PM »
IF you ask they will.Ihave bloodwork every week because of all the Orals i take and the doctor closely looks at my liver and kidneys and tells me when to lower the dosages or stop taking them for a few weeks.
Anyway i use Deca and Test and this girl i fucked from my gym said she was pregnant from me.I went to a Fertility expert and got my love juice tested and i was infertile so i told the girl to go fuck herself, anyway she had a kid and insisted it was mine.
One paternity test showed i was not the father.Was i so pissed at the process.You feel like a sperm and money bank.
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2006, 09:03:42 PM »
Quote from: Hendrix on February 13, 2006, 08:59:16 PM

One paternity test showed i was not the father.Was i so pissed at the process.You feel like a sperm and money bank.

What was it like going on Maury Povich?
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2006, 09:10:35 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 13, 2006, 09:03:42 PM
What was it like going on Maury Povich?
What the fuck.?Maury Povich who the hell is that.
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2006, 09:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Hendrix on February 13, 2006, 09:10:35 PM
What the f**k.?Maury Povich who the hell is that.

You know... the girls take their man on Maury, Montell, Springer, etc, and have a paternity test. Usually followed by some staged fighting and hoochie mama talk.
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2006, 09:25:12 PM »
Went to the fertility expert wanked in a cup and was told i had 6 million sperm count, normal is 60 to 80 million and that was sperm count i had after being 6 months clean.It was a damm shame the girl was hot and would have liked a relatioship with her.
There are so many men out there whos children are not theres ,talk about being screwed over.
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2006, 09:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Hendrix on February 13, 2006, 09:25:12 PM
There are so many men out there whos children are not theres ,talk about being screwed over.

I know. My girl had a full-grown baby after being pregnant for only 6 months.  It was half Hispanic, and she calls it BabyDIV.... but I think she had a mexican uncle named DIV or something, so that would explain that.  Also the baby is 2 and refers to me as "nugga", a word I don't use. Oh well.

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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2006, 09:32:28 PM »
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2006, 09:37:24 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 13, 2006, 09:27:43 PM
I know. My girl had a full-grown baby after being pregnant for only 6 months.  It was half Hispanic, and she calls it BabyDIV.... but I think she had a mexican uncle named DIV or something, so that would explain that.  Also the baby is 2 and refers to me as "nugga", a word I don't use. Oh well.
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2006, 11:09:37 PM »
I went for a check-up and the doctor said she needed a blood sample, stool sample, and semen sample.

So I gave her my underwear.

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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2006, 11:14:43 PM »
Quote from: Special Ed on February 13, 2006, 11:09:37 PM
I went for a check-up and the doctor said she needed a blood sample, stool sample, and semen sample.


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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2006, 02:23:44 AM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on February 13, 2006, 09:32:28 PM
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           That made me laugh. Good one!
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2006, 02:54:54 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 13, 2006, 09:03:42 PM
What was it like going on Maury Povich?

HAHAHAHA ;D

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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2006, 02:58:26 AM »
when my doc did blood tests for me she never checked test levels. i had to ask
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Re: getting test levels checked
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2006, 03:52:43 AM »
Guys, these are the funniest posts I've read, keep it up.  ;D
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